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Funny & Embarrassing Moments On A Plane  
User currently offlineUAL757 From United States of America, joined Sep 2006, 807 posts, RR: 4
Posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 5430 times:

I know this has been discussed before - search turned up one result in civil and one in polls - but I know there have to be stories that have happened since the last thread on embarrassing moments on a plane.

You guys and gals must have some great stories to share about embarassing or funny moments on a plane. I'll go first:

So I was just laughing at myself for something I did when was nine.

I was on a AS flight from SEA - LAX and I was sitting next to a mother and her baby. I asked if I could hold the baby and play with him and I did, which the baby liked until I bounced him around and bonked his head into the O2 mask holder thingy (  banghead  ). OMG  embarrassed  was I embarassed. The baby was fine since the thing was mask door was loose and had room to move up, but the mom was a bit upset...thank god my mom didn't see this (or dad)!

People also hate it when in Y when I lower the tray table, they get so irratated, I must irratate them since I'm a kid. Big grin

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User currently offlineWILCO737 From Greenland, joined Jun 2004, 9116 posts, RR: 76
Reply 1, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 5427 times:
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Quoting UAL757 (Thread starter):
bonked his head into the O2 mask holder thingy

Ouch... poor baby...

Emberassing moments? well every hard landing is kind of emberrassing... Big grin just keep the cockpit door closed  angel 

WILCO737 (MD11F)
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User currently offlineMdodd From United States of America, joined Jul 2007, 348 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 5394 times:

Not that emabarassing, but funny. On a flight from EWR-DEN I was playing FS on the plane, complete with a joystick. I convinced the people arround me, when they asked me, that I was controling the plane remotely, in a sarcastic mannor. The later asked the flight attendant- "Is he really controling the plane?" and she just kinda looked at them and laughed.

User currently offlineN710PS From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1166 posts, RR: 3
Reply 3, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 5373 times:

I was on an AA 757 MIA-LGA as a kid and I let a loud warm smelly one rip. I was with mom and sister eadded home from a cruise and my mother smackedm e over the head soo hard I saw stars and the rest of the cabin gave me dirty looks because I just kept laughing. I also comeing out of the lav on a US 321 knoked the drink cart over with the door as they were coming out of the back galley. I imagine my facil expression was priceless.


There is plenty of room for Gods animals, right next to the mashed potatoes!
User currently offlineShannoninAMA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 5349 times:

Quoting N710PS (Reply 3):
I was on an AA 757 MIA-LGA as a kid and I let a loud warm smelly one rip. I was with mom and sister eadded home from a cruise and my mother smackedm e over the head soo hard I saw stars

 rotfl 

Quoting Mdodd (Reply 2):
Not that emabarassing, but funny. On a flight from EWR-DEN I was playing FS on the plane, complete with a joystick. I convinced the people arround me, when they asked me, that I was controling the plane remotely, in a sarcastic mannor. The later asked the flight attendant- "Is he really controling the plane?" and she just kinda looked at them and laughed.

 rotfl 
"I am controlling this plane, now all of you give me 50$ or i crash it!!"
keep'em coming Big grin

Shannon


User currently offlineN710PS From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1166 posts, RR: 3
Reply 5, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 5337 times:

Quoting ShannoninAMA (Reply 4):
"I am controlling this plane, now all of you give me 50$ or i crash it!!"
keep'em coming

The CIA is now watching your every keystroke, I reccomend eating your processor now . Wink



There is plenty of room for Gods animals, right next to the mashed potatoes!
User currently offlineN710PS From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1166 posts, RR: 3
Reply 6, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 5334 times:

I was bad talking one of the F/A's at our company just as I heard her step aboard I assume non reving to her home I would guess and I shut up litteraly right before I heard her voice, I did not turn my head back to say hello etc..... I just kept plucking away with the flight plan.


There is plenty of room for Gods animals, right next to the mashed potatoes!
User currently offlineAcey From Canada, joined Jun 2007, 1051 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 5315 times:

I flew ANC-YVR earlier this week on an Embraer E-190, and it was funny listening to the college guy and his buddy across from me talking.

"How high are we gonna climb?"
"I don't know, probably about 50,000 feet...that's how high we were the last time I was on this plane."

"How much ya think this plane costs brand new?"
"Probably about 3 or 4 million dollars. American."

As the speedbrakes popped up a little bit on approach...

"What are those things comin' up on the wing?"
"They make us speed up a bit so the plane behind has enough room to land."

I debated which was more entertaining; listening to these two goons or plugging into AC's snazzy AVOD.



If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
User currently offlineN710PS From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1166 posts, RR: 3
Reply 8, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 5312 times:

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Quoting Acey (Reply 7):
I flew ANC-YVR earlier this week on an Embraer E-190, and it was funny listening to the college guy and his buddy across from me talking.

"How high are we gonna climb?"
"I don't know, probably about 50,000 feet...that's how high we were the last time I was on this plane."

"How much ya think this plane costs brand new?"
"Probably about 3 or 4 million dollars. American."

As the speedbrakes popped up a little bit on approach...

"What are those things comin' up on the wing?"
"They make us speed up a bit so the plane behind has enough room to land."

I debated which was more entertaining; listening to these two goons or plugging into AC's snazzy AVOD.

I fell out of the seat and hurt myself, I am now going to sue yopu for the pain on my rump!  Wink That is hilarious



There is plenty of room for Gods animals, right next to the mashed potatoes!
User currently offlineAcey From Canada, joined Jun 2007, 1051 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 5311 times:

Quoting N710PS (Reply 8):
I fell out of the seat and hurt myself, I am now going to sue yopu for the pain on my rump! Wink That is hilarious

They probably continued talking amongst themselves and said more silly things, but of these choices...

Quoting Acey (Reply 7):
listening to these two goons or plugging into AC's snazzy AVOD.

I chose the latter.

[Edited 2007-07-14 02:09:44]


If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
User currently offlineAviationnut12 From United States of America, joined Feb 2007, 171 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 5286 times:

On a Northwest flight from MCO-MSP on a 753, my brother was sitting in the window seat, I was sitting in the middle seat and my mom was on the aisle. There was a woman sleeping in the aisle seat in front of my mom who had long hair, and part of her hair was on top of the seat back. So here I am trying to get up without disturbing her, and I put my hand on the top of her seat to get out, and I pull her hair as I get up out of my seat! She turns around and goes "Geez, you almost pulled my hair out of my head!!!!". I have never been so embarrassed. Oh well, we live and learn. God Bless.
Aviationnut12



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User currently offlineFllcontinental From United States of America, joined Jul 2007, 344 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 5268 times:

once when i was 5 or so i was in the cockpit of a AA flight from MIA to SJU and right as the pilot asked my name i ripped a loud, smelly one by accident. i was so embarassed that i ran out of the cokpit leaving the stench in the cockpit

User currently offlineAcey From Canada, joined Jun 2007, 1051 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 5261 times:

Quoting Fllcontinental (Reply 11):
i ran out of the cokpit leaving the stench in the cockpit

Shucks, don't ya hate it when that happens?  Wink



If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
User currently offlineAg92 From India, joined Jul 2006, 1317 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 5256 times:

When I was young my brother thought that when turbulence occurs that means that we are in danger of crashing. So one time it was happening on a UA flight and my brother told me this, I started to scream for the next five minutes 'we are all going to die'

Embarrassing as hell when we didnt.

Regards
Ag92


User currently offlineAcey From Canada, joined Jun 2007, 1051 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 5179 times:

Quoting Ag92 (Reply 13):
'we are all going to die'

I'd hate to do that nowadays, surely you would get kicekd off the plane.  Smile



If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
User currently offlineAnalog From United States of America, joined Jul 2006, 1900 posts, RR: 1
Reply 15, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 5166 times:

Quoting Ag92 (Reply 13):

Embarrassing as hell when we didnt.

I'd be embarrassed about the screaming, not about that particular prediction being incorrect. Big grin

Actually... give it some time; eventually your prediction will come true.


User currently offlineOHLHD From Finland, joined Dec 2004, 3962 posts, RR: 25
Reply 16, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 5140 times:

Farts are always embarrassing especially when they are heard.  Smile


One funny for me and on the same side embarrassing for my sister was when we were travelling to HEL and I was still a little " intoxicated" in 1997. I fell asleep immediately after sitting down and only a few minutes later while we were taxing to the runway I woke up and screamed: PARTY!!! and jumped up and started shaking in the aisle.

A F/A came running towards me and ! politely! asked me to sit down again. I did and fell asleep until we reached HELBig grin

My sister has not travelled with me ever since than despite I am really behaving now!  Smile


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