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Hypothetical...What Would Ryanair Do With An A380?  
User currently offlineBCAL From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2004, 3384 posts, RR: 15
Posted (10 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 4628 times:

Just for fun and not bashing Ryanair who obviously do a good job - most of the time...

What do you think Ryanair would do if, by very rare chance, they brought an A380?

Massive toilets where you deposit 99c to enter? Giant left luggage hold where you must pay $50 per bag, per trip?

Any suggestions to brighten up the day?


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User currently offlineOly720man From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 6846 posts, RR: 11
Reply 1, posted (10 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 4599 times:

End up destroying all those little airports around Europe they fly to?

Challenge Aer Lingus on the US Market?

Having flown out of Stansted and heard the missing passenger announcements I'd worry about the "would the remaining 150PAX for Ryanair flight xyz go to gates 1, 2 and 3 where the aircraft is waiting to depart."

Andy



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User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (10 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 4594 times:

Fly it from London North (East Midlands) to Rome South (Brindisi) with all 978 non-reclining non-padded bench seats full of hen-party slappers and batchelor party spamheads who each paid 0.01p for the privilege.

User currently offlineVSXA380X800 From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 421 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (10 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day ago) and read 4584 times:

Take over all the 747 route with the 380




4 decks 4 engines 4 long haul
User currently offlineSafetyDude From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 3795 posts, RR: 15
Reply 4, posted (10 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day ago) and read 4583 times:

That cartoon is hysterical!

I imagine that they would find a way to put seats on the stairs, as well as just putting everyone on at once, and let their IFE be finding a seat.  Laugh out loud

-Will



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User currently offlineBritPilot777 From United Kingdom, joined Apr 2004, 1075 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (10 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day ago) and read 4579 times:

Charge the pilots for flying!!!!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy haha


Forever Flight
User currently offlineTeva From France, joined Jan 2001, 1875 posts, RR: 15
Reply 6, posted (10 years 4 months 4 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 4559 times:

Since their next project is the disparition of the checked luggage, they would probably invent the A380 triple decker...
Teva



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