rampart From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 3139 posts, RR: 6
Reply 1, posted (2 years 7 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 4749 times:
Combining the worst, or the best, of the namesake predecessors? There were rumors of an Eastern Airlines revival a year or so ago. Pan Am has been revived too many times. I don't know if it sounds odd to me because I'm used to hearing Eastern or Pan Am, but the conjoined names do not make make a smooth, memorable brand name.
PI4EVER From United States of America, joined May 2009, 679 posts, RR: 2
Reply 11, posted (2 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 4139 times:
Wait. Let me propose a merger!
"PAN PEOPLE EASTERN EXPRESS"
Based in PHF (the East)
Flies only to North, Central and South America (Pan)
All seats $19 for all the People
All flights nonstop (Express) until they are forced to re-fuel.
Fleet will consist of vintage Stratocruiser's, 737-200's, L1011's and Jetstream 32's painted in shades of blue, purple, black, white, red, orange and tan.
Will be known affectionally as "PEEPEE"
No 21st Century technology permitted....on the ground or in the air. PEEPEE is equipped with teletype machines and landline phones only, but Western Union Telegrams permitted.
'Welcome Aboard the Airline of the Past.....trying to fly you Today."
I am pleased to announce you have been selected to head up the new Asian/Oceania Division. Your salary will be determined by "PEEP"...the"Pan Eastern Express People's" Union which you will be required to become a member of.
Please begin an immediate search for fold-down berths to equip the Constellations, as we will want to offer a premium "Now its Time to Lay Me Down" sleeper service to SYD.
By-the-Way...or is it BTW? You can live anywhere you want, but we're not flying FOR DAYS to attend one of YOUR staff meetings. The fuelstops are bad enough.......