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Cringeworthy Mis-announcements By Crew  
User currently onlineAirstud From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 2736 posts, RR: 3
Posted (6 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 3310 times:

Suppose this has come up before, but my recent flight on a Canadair RJ700 reminded me of a time when a pre-flight shpiel from cabin crew informed us that this was "a Canadian Air [sic] regional jet" - and I think there might even have been one time when crew said it was an "Air Canada" RJ (the Canadair RJ's I've been on were Delta (ComAir, ASA), and United.

But far, far, far, far worse then that was an America West flight I was on that had just touched down at no less an airport than O'Hare, and the F/A announced "Welcome to Chicago International."

        


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User currently offlinethegoldenargosy From United States of America, joined Sep 2010, 387 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (6 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 3287 times:

I've heard Des Monet for DSM & simply Kansas for MCI.

User currently offlineFlyboyOz From Australia, joined Nov 2000, 1987 posts, RR: 25
Reply 2, posted (6 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 3278 times:

When we approached to Sydney, a captain announced "Welcome to Hong Kong...oops I mean Sydney".


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User currently offlineLOWS From Austria, joined Oct 2011, 1177 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (6 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 3261 times:

We are currently at 350000 Feet and are over the city of London.
---Captain of a LH 748.


User currently offlineMesaFlyGuy From United States of America, joined Dec 2012, 3294 posts, RR: 6
Reply 4, posted (6 months 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 3168 times:
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I had a JetBlue stewardess say "Welcome to Palm Beach" upon landing in CHS.


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User currently onlinebohica From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 2742 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (6 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 3158 times:

On a UA flight: "Please direct your attention to the video monitors as we demonstrate the safety features of the Airbus A320 aircraft." We were on a Boeing 757.

On a PSA flight approaching SFO, the Captain had just upgraded from F/O and it was his first flight after completing training. During the approach, a flight attendant got on the P/A and announced: "Please congratulate the Captain as he makes his first landing."


User currently offlinePacNWjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 980 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (6 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 3158 times:

Upon landing in Syracuse, "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pittsburgh. Oh, wait. That was this morning. Welcome to Syracuse."

User currently offlineMesaFlyGuy From United States of America, joined Dec 2012, 3294 posts, RR: 6
Reply 7, posted (6 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 3134 times:
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Quoting bohica (Reply 5):

On a PSA flight approaching SFO, the Captain had just upgraded from F/O and it was his first flight after completing training. During the approach, a flight attendant got on the P/A and announced: "Please congratulate the Captain as he makes his first landing."

     



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User currently onlineYflyer From United States of America, joined Feb 2007, 1086 posts, RR: 1
Reply 8, posted (6 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 3110 times:

After boarding a Mesaba Saab 340: "Welcome aboard flight #### to Eau Claire..." [people start looking around and going "Am I on the wrong flight?"] "...Ooops, I mean La Crosse. It's been a long day."

User currently offlineCV990A From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 1425 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (6 months 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 3091 times:

On a United flight IAD-DFW, we had a F/A welcome us to Houston after landing. And then she proceeded to go on and on about no smoking in the Houston airport, where to go for connecting flight information in Houston, etc. etc. etc. The other F/A had to yell the length of the plane 'we're in Dallas!" because the other attendant wouldn't get off the PA. This was followed by a "oops - welcome to Dallas *click* "


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User currently offlineMesaFlyGuy From United States of America, joined Dec 2012, 3294 posts, RR: 6
Reply 10, posted (6 months 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 3076 times:
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Frankly, I don't think it's a horrible thing when a wrong announcement is made (or something similarly harmless) by an FA. It adds a little character to the person and lightens the mood a bit.  

[Edited 2014-05-31 15:22:57]


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User currently offlinenickh From United States of America, joined Jun 2008, 220 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (6 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 3003 times:
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Southwest Airlines' F.A.s have been known to ad-lib and crack jokes a lot while doing the welcome announcements during interaction with customers and thank you announcements after the flight.

They are generally pretty serious when it comes to the mandated Federal Safety announcements, but I remember this one from a Southwest flight from HOU-SJC a couple of years ago:

"Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to Southwest Flight #nnnn, [etc.] - the following are the mandatory Federal Fight Safety Instructions - please listen to them carefully, although we know that most of you won't - well it doesn't matter, we're just making it up as we go along anyway...".

The F/A did then point out that she was KIDDING and to please pay attention to the instructions.

Check out the Podcast entitled "Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!" for some interesting real-life stories from a seasoned F/A's point of view.

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User currently offlinespacecadet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 3651 posts, RR: 12
Reply 12, posted (6 months 23 hours ago) and read 2979 times:

On many flights, I've had the captain or first officer give that long pause when giving the post-10,000 feet welcome message when he apparently has to look up the flight number because he's forgotten it. As in "ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you aboard flight... uh..." (long pause) "we welcome you aboard flight 350 to Portland today..."

I realize pilots might be flying more than one leg per day and can get confused, but all I can think in these cases is "didn't they have to contact ATC at least a couple of times before this?"

It's even usually the pilot manning the radios who makes that cabin announcement, not the pilot flying, from what I understand.



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User currently onlinebohica From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 2742 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (6 months 21 hours ago) and read 2953 times:

Quoting spacecadet (Reply 12):
On many flights, I've had the captain or first officer give that long pause when giving the post-10,000 feet welcome message when he apparently has to look up the flight number because he's forgotten it. As in "ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you aboard flight... uh..." (long pause) "we welcome you aboard flight 350 to Portland today..."

I realize pilots might be flying more than one leg per day and can get confused, but all I can think in these cases is "didn't they have to contact ATC at least a couple of times before this?"

I have to defend (some of) the pilots on this one. In many cases the flight number the pilots are using with ATC is not the same as the flight number on your ticket. There was a topic in the Tech/Ops forum about this recently.


User currently offlineTigerguy From United States of America, joined Aug 2010, 995 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (6 months 21 hours ago) and read 2950 times:

On a United flight a couple of years ago: the flight attendant making the landing announcement put a nice cap on the night by welcoming us to “the city of Oklahoma” and the “Oklahoma International Airport”.


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User currently offlineRyanairGuru From Australia, joined Oct 2006, 5906 posts, RR: 5
Reply 15, posted (6 months 21 hours ago) and read 2942 times:

Quoting Tigerguy (Reply 14):
the flight attendant making the landing announcement put a nice cap on the night by welcoming us to “the city of Oklahoma” and the “Oklahoma International Airport”

Before re-branding as Virgin Australia, the scripted announcement for Virgin Blue read "On behalf of the entire crew I would like to thank you for choosing to fly with Virgin Blue, and welcome home to [Sydney], or enjoy your stay here in the [Sydney] area".

I always liked that, and occasionally you do still hear it although it is no longer in the scripted remarks.

For the most part I have no problem with FAs stumbling their lines or getting destinations mixed up, but I can't stand "Mel-born" and "Bris-bane". No. Just no.

[Edited 2014-06-01 00:02:51]


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User currently offlinecipango From Ireland, joined Jul 2009, 671 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (6 months 15 hours ago) and read 2856 times:

Quoting nickh (Reply 11):
Check out the Podcast entitled "Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!" for some interesting real-life stories from a seasoned F/A's point of view.

Excellent Podcast, highly recommended.


User currently offlinecjg225 From United States of America, joined Feb 2013, 875 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (6 months 11 hours ago) and read 2788 times:

Quoting FlyboyOz (Reply 2):
When we approached to Sydney, a captain announced "Welcome to Hong Kong...oops I mean Sydney".

I think a lot of times ones like these are done as a joke, especially when it's a wildly different (and probably far more desirable) place, like not even close. See below:

Quoting MesaFlyGuy (Reply 4):
I had a JetBlue stewardess say "Welcome to Palm Beach" upon landing in CHS.



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User currently offlineMesaFlyGuy From United States of America, joined Dec 2012, 3294 posts, RR: 6
Reply 18, posted (6 months 10 hours ago) and read 2766 times:
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Quoting cjg225 (Reply 17):

Quoting FlyboyOz (Reply 2):
When we approached to Sydney, a captain announced "Welcome to Hong Kong...oops I mean Sydney".

I think a lot of times ones like these are done as a joke, especially when it's a wildly different (and probably far more desirable) place, like not even close. See below:

Quoting MesaFlyGuy (Reply 4):
I had a JetBlue stewardess say "Welcome to Palm Beach" upon landing in CHS.


At least in my case, it wasn't done as a joke. After the plane returned to JFK, it did indeed go down to PBI and terminate. And, in her apology, she said that she was a few hours ahead of herself.  



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User currently offlineKenanC From United States of America, joined Aug 2013, 193 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (6 months 8 hours ago) and read 2741 times:
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I have 3 incidents 

1. Upon arrival at SNA from DFW, the FA announced, "Welcome to Los Angeles Int'l Airport." Everyone's eyes widened 

2. DFW-CRP: "Welcome to Mexico City."

3. DFW-LHR: "Heathrow REGIONAL Airport."  



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User currently offlineaerdingus From Ireland, joined Dec 2006, 2852 posts, RR: 16
Reply 20, posted (6 months 5 hours ago) and read 2694 times:

One early morning doing a service announcement about the hot food service I kinda said "I will now be passing through the OVEN with food orders for the cabin". Think I'd be a bit dead passing through an oven...

  

Don't think anyone noticed.

Also have made terrible PAs in Spanish were I said things backwards, and almost said "chalecos SALCHICHAS" instead of "chalecos salvavidas". Almost. Almost said "life sausages" instead of "life jackets." Think I'll just stick to English...



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User currently offlinecjg225 From United States of America, joined Feb 2013, 875 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (5 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2557 times:

Quoting MesaFlyGuy (Reply 18):
At least in my case, it wasn't done as a joke. After the plane returned to JFK, it did indeed go down to PBI and terminate. And, in her apology, she said that she was a few hours ahead of herself.

Well, then. I stand corrected in that instance. lol

I've never heard it done by mistake; every time I've heard an annoucement like that, it's clearly been a joke by the crew.



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User currently offlinedirktraveller From Singapore, joined Jan 2011, 617 posts, RR: 2
Reply 22, posted (5 months 4 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 2509 times:

"Welcome on board SJ104 service to Singapore, operated by a Boeing 737-300 combi", once said by a Sriwijaya Air FA.

The aircraft in question was in fact not a combi configuration, and Sriwijaya does not operate any B737 combi. So I was not really sure how she got that combi on the announcement.


User currently offlinealoges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8735 posts, RR: 42
Reply 23, posted (5 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2498 times:

Quoting aerdingus (Reply 20):
Also have made terrible PAs in Spanish were I said things backwards, and almost said "chalecos SALCHICHAS" instead of "chalecos salvavidas". Almost. Almost said "life sausages" instead of "life jackets."

That's "sausage jackets", not "life sausages".    SCNR



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User currently offlineMANYUL From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2013, 53 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (5 months 4 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2457 times:

I had one last Friday on AC1908 to DUB from YYZ. The attendant jokingly welcomed us to Shannon before correcting to Dublin. Some find it amusing but I just don't have time for this nonsense. I guess this is the future of Air Canada and its Rouge service

User currently offlinefghtngsiouxatc From United States of America, joined Mar 2009, 217 posts, RR: 0
Reply 25, posted (5 months 4 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2694 times:

Drives me nuts when passing through 10,000 feet and the seat belt sign cycles, the flight attendant announces "Ladies and Gentlemen, we have been cleared to land in ABC, please turn off and stow all PED, etc." Oh really, cleared to land 100 miles from the airport. That's incredible!

User currently offlineMesaFlyGuy From United States of America, joined Dec 2012, 3294 posts, RR: 6
Reply 26, posted (5 months 4 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2675 times:
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Quoting fghtngsiouxatc (Reply 25):
Drives me nuts when passing through 10,000 feet and the seat belt sign cycles, the flight attendant announces "Ladies and Gentlemen, we have been cleared to land in ABC, please turn off and stow all PED, etc." Oh really, cleared to land 100 miles from the airport. That's incredible!

I like that too   But I figure there's only a small percentage of us that know enough to notice that error  



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User currently offlinealoges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8735 posts, RR: 42
Reply 27, posted (5 months 4 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2726 times:

Quoting MesaFlyGuy (Reply 26):
But I figure there's only a small percentage of us that know enough to notice that error

Indeed. And can you imagine the attitude you'd get from people if you told them anything but "sit down, we're about to land"? You wouldn't have them in their seats before the threshold.



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User currently offlineN243NW From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 1639 posts, RR: 20
Reply 28, posted (5 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2616 times:

I got one of those a few months ago where the captain thanked us for flying with the airline, talked about the destination weather, then ended his PA with "at this point, I'd like to ask the flight attendants to please prepare for takeoff. I mean landing."


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User currently offlineFallap From Denmark, joined Jan 2009, 357 posts, RR: 0
Reply 29, posted (5 months 4 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 2579 times:

Quoting MANYUL (Reply 24):
Some find it amusing but I just don't have time for this nonsense.

Flying is serious business.


User currently onlineAirstud From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 2736 posts, RR: 3
Reply 30, posted (5 months 4 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 2547 times:

Quoting MANYUL (Reply 24):
The attendant jokingly welcomed us to Shannon before correcting to Dublin. Some find it amusing but I just don't have time for this nonsense.

With you buckled in while the plane was landing or taxiing, how much of your time did it eat up?



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User currently offlineaerdingus From Ireland, joined Dec 2006, 2852 posts, RR: 16
Reply 31, posted (5 months 4 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 2530 times:

Quoting aloges (Reply 23):
That's "sausage jackets", not "life sausages".    SCNR

Ha I don't know which is worse then, thank God I managed to stop meself...

Quoting MANYUL (Reply 24):
Some find it amusing but I just don't have time for this nonsense.

Quote of the thread!   



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User currently offlineBlueLine From United States of America, joined Jun 2012, 98 posts, RR: 0
Reply 32, posted (5 months 4 weeks 11 hours ago) and read 2513 times:

On a US Airways Express (Republic) flight last week, the Flight attendant kept mentioning that US is a proud member of Star Alliance.

User currently offlinethreeifbyair From United States of America, joined Aug 2007, 705 posts, RR: 1
Reply 33, posted (5 months 4 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 2430 times:

Quoting fghtngsiouxatc (Reply 25):
Drives me nuts when passing through 10,000 feet and the seat belt sign cycles, the flight attendant announces "Ladies and Gentlemen, we have been cleared to land in ABC, please turn off and stow all PED, etc." Oh really, cleared to land 100 miles from the airport. That's incredible!

Yep. Also the "cleared for takeoff" remarks when we've only pushed back a few minutes earlier and are not even close to a runway.


User currently offlineCdnCactus From Canada, joined Mar 2013, 196 posts, RR: 0
Reply 34, posted (5 months 3 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 2302 times:

On one US west coast flight that's over the coast:

"Everyone, we are now flying over the gorgeous xxxxx Beach as you can see out of your right window."

We were above a dense sea of clouds.

We all took the Captain at his word that there was indeed a gorgeous beach below the clouds.


User currently offlinesw733 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 6365 posts, RR: 9
Reply 35, posted (5 months 3 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 2293 times:

Quoting thegoldenargosy (Reply 1):
I've heard Des Monet for DSM & simply Kansas for MCI.

A few years ago I was flying MQ to BDL (aka Hartford/Springfield) and the flight attendant kept referring to it as "Hartford Springs"


User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7714 posts, RR: 21
Reply 36, posted (5 months 3 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 2276 times:

On approach to LHR an SAS FA started weirdly going on about 'how will the weather would be in London over the next few days' before then bursting into a very loud and mediocre rendition of 'que sera sera' over the PA system. That really made me cringe.


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User currently offlinefoppishbum From Taiwan, joined Mar 2006, 855 posts, RR: 0
Reply 37, posted (5 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 2252 times:

This wasn't really a mis-announcement but intended as a joke that got a few "huh?"s. Upon landing at New York-JFK from Burbank, CA, the FA on this JetBlue flight announced over PA: "ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Jamaica". My neighbor panicked but I assured her we were in NYC.   

P.S. JFK is technically situated in Jamaica, Queens, New York, New York.

[Edited 2014-06-04 16:20:51]


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User currently offlineMesaFlyGuy From United States of America, joined Dec 2012, 3294 posts, RR: 6
Reply 38, posted (5 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 2226 times:
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Quoting foppishbum (Reply 37):
P.S. JFK is technically situated in Jamaica, Queens, New York, New York.

I've always joked that you can fly from Jamaica to Jamaica and need your passport to do it.  



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User currently offlinecjg225 From United States of America, joined Feb 2013, 875 posts, RR: 0
Reply 39, posted (5 months 3 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1867 times:

Quoting fghtngsiouxatc (Reply 25):
Drives me nuts when passing through 10,000 feet and the seat belt sign cycles, the flight attendant announces "Ladies and Gentlemen, we have been cleared to land in ABC, please turn off and stow all PED, etc." Oh really, cleared to land 100 miles from the airport. That's incredible!

You know, I probably wouldn't have thought anything of that had I not read this post a few days ago. I was paying attention for it the past few days on my DL flights. Heard that twice.



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User currently offlineBurchfiel From United States of America, joined Jul 2007, 399 posts, RR: 0
Reply 40, posted (5 months 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1851 times:

Quoting MANYUL (Reply 24):
Some find it amusing but I just don't have time for this nonsense.

You must be a very busy person then! Fortunately the rest of us do have time. Maybe you should cut back on your in-flight activities.


User currently offlinevatveng From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 1009 posts, RR: 1
Reply 41, posted (5 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1611 times:

Quoting RyanairGuru (Reply 15):
For the most part I have no problem with FAs stumbling their lines or getting destinations mixed up, but I can't stand "Mel-born" and "Bris-bane". No. Just no.

I wonder if your FAs butcher "Norfolk Island" as often as ours butcher "Norfolk, Virginia"?

No, random Delta gate agent, it is not pronounced "Northfork".



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User currently onlineCubsrule From United States of America, joined May 2004, 23226 posts, RR: 20
Reply 42, posted (5 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1598 times:

Quoting vatveng (Reply 41):
No, random Delta gate agent, it is not pronounced "Northfork".

I remember a trip through STL not too long ago with incessant announcements by a WN agent for his flight to "New York, New Jersey." Had he not enunciated it so well, I might have thought he was saying Newark slightly wrong. But over and over, it was very clearly "New York."

[Edited 2014-06-10 18:54:53]


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User currently offlineMesaFlyGuy From United States of America, joined Dec 2012, 3294 posts, RR: 6
Reply 43, posted (5 months 3 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 1593 times:
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Quoting Cubsrule (Reply 42):
Had he not enunciated it so well, I might have thought he was saying Newark slightly wrong. But over and over, it was very clearly "New York."

I had a Delta gate agent announce boarding for our flight 935 to Nork. Not that bad, though, just a dialect difference.   Plus ya can't get too mad at one of the nicest agents you've ever dealt with.



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User currently offlineredzeppelin From United States of America, joined Feb 2012, 627 posts, RR: 0
Reply 44, posted (5 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1583 times:

Quoting cjg225 (Reply 17):
I think a lot of times ones like these are done as a joke, especially when it's a wildly different (and probably far more desirable) place, like not even close.

I was on the 06:10 BZN-SEA flight on QX on a cold morning a few weeks ago when the FA started her announcements by welcoming us aboard the flight to HNL. She was very obviously joking. I've found QX as well as OO crews will often do things like that.



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User currently offlineaxelesgg From Sweden, joined Jan 2010, 189 posts, RR: 0
Reply 45, posted (5 months 1 week 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1088 times:

The Swedish airline pilot without license Thomas Salme ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Salme ), said one time on a flight for Air One: Wind in the ass "vento in culo", instead of tailwind "vento in coda". 

User currently offlinePI4EVER From United States of America, joined May 2009, 695 posts, RR: 2
Reply 46, posted (5 months 1 week 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1031 times:
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My 1969 F/A instructor, a blunt but charming lady instructed us rather eloquently how to pronounce Norfolk. She made sure no one said "Northfork" by having us speak out this little ditty in class. "We don't smoke, we don't drink, Norf**k Norf**k". She ended the lesson with "don't screw it up."


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User currently offlineTylerSmithSJC From United States of America, joined Oct 2013, 57 posts, RR: 0
Reply 47, posted (5 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 999 times:
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On a flight from SAN-SJC the flight attendant said Welcome aboard flight XXX from San Diego to where the hell are we going. Everyone in the cabin laughed and I yelled out SJC!


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User currently offlineMesaFlyGuy From United States of America, joined Dec 2012, 3294 posts, RR: 6
Reply 48, posted (5 months 1 week 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 917 times:
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A few years ago we were flying up to YYT to see family (UA EWR-YYT). The flight attendant, before we pushed back, welcomed us aboard flight XXXX to New Finland. Let's just say a few people had some comments......


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User currently offlineairafreak From United States of America, joined Apr 2012, 736 posts, RR: 0
Reply 49, posted (5 months 1 week 18 hours ago) and read 842 times:
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From a Continental Airlines flight from Newark to Washington/National:

"Ladies and gentleman, welcome to DCA... "

Bon Voyage,

AirAfreak  



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User currently offlineOpethfan From Canada, joined Dec 2012, 641 posts, RR: 0
Reply 50, posted (5 months 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 748 times:

It wasn't cringeworthy, but I did find it entertaining how much the A3 FA's reminded everyone that they were a part of *A... I'm sure it's quite a point of pride for them.

User currently offlineairindia787 From United States of America, joined May 2011, 95 posts, RR: 0
Reply 51, posted (5 months 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 577 times:

Upon arrival in DAB the other night, the FA came on the PA system and said "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Dayton..."

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