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Aviation... Better Than Sex?  
User currently offlineNsfguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 5083 times:

I've been flying sence 1955.. 50 years. I just came back from a ride (final ride before the junk man) in a ventage but very tired Learjet 23! Given the love of avation that is so apearent on this international website, and the fact that problely more people are in the air at one time than between the sheets, could avation be better than sex? Or have I gotten that old.... With the coming A-380 I guess you can to both at the same time according to Sir Richard Branson! Cheers!

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User currently offlineNYCFlyer From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 1387 posts, RR: 10
Reply 1, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 5049 times:

hahaha, good topic.

But do you really think there are more people in the air at one time than between the sheets? Now there's a question! Wonder how you could survey that...


User currently offlineGLYDRFLYR From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 207 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 5022 times:

Hey, at my age (67) aviation is today, sex is yesterday, so flying is better than . . . . . !


if ya gotta crash, hit something soft and cheap!
User currently offlineQANTASLINK From Australia, joined Dec 2004, 14 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 5022 times:

To answer your question...... YES IT IS Mate ! : )

User currently offlineN1120a From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 26376 posts, RR: 76
Reply 4, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 4989 times:

No, not in a million years. Especially not if SRB's daughter is involved  Big thumbs up. You will notice I went from 200 posts a week to less than 30 not long ago. Guess what I was doing?


Mangeons les French fries, mais surtout pratiquons avec fierte le French kiss
User currently offlineRCS763av From Colombia, joined Jun 2004, 4393 posts, RR: 12
Reply 5, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 4964 times:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Les escribo desde el frío de mi verde altiplano.
User currently offlineJetboyflyhi From France, joined Oct 2004, 179 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 4948 times:

Flying is good but sex will always be better........ Smile


Chicken or Beef?
User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31667 posts, RR: 56
Reply 7, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 1 day ago) and read 4936 times:

Wow. Tough Question.
 Big thumbs up
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineCheco77 From Peru, joined Oct 2004, 1345 posts, RR: 8
Reply 8, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 11 hours ago) and read 4912 times:

Sex is good only sometimes, but aviation is good always!!!!!!!!!!!
Regards,
Adam



Czech Boeing lover living in Lima
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 9, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 11 hours ago) and read 4907 times:

And sex is????????????????>:->


Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineLevent From France, joined Sep 2004, 1718 posts, RR: 5
Reply 10, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 4902 times:

So what about aircraft lavatories then, huh?  Smile Or galleys...

User currently offlineFbgdavidson From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2004, 3701 posts, RR: 28
Reply 11, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 4900 times:

Those who answered yes need new girlfriends / boyfriends / wives / husbands / partners /





"My first job was selling doors, door to door, that's a tough job innit" - Bill Bailey
User currently offlineZweed From Netherlands, joined Apr 2004, 455 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 4895 times:

Only a virgin would say yes

User currently offlineFRASYD From Germany, joined Mar 2004, 176 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 8 hours ago) and read 4890 times:

Zweed got the point... Although you might then change your opinion when flying on a VIRGIN-380... Wonder when having sex on one of the beds in there, what part of the act you'll enjoy more...  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

User currently offlineJHSfan From Denmark, joined Apr 2004, 469 posts, RR: 2
Reply 14, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 7 hours ago) and read 4877 times:

Well, I guess frequent confirmation of membership of the Mile High Club must be the best of the two worlds  Love

Did the Karma Sutra mention anything about how to make use of turbulence when making love in a plane?

Yours in realtime
JHSfan



Look at me, I´m riding high, I´m the airbornmaster of the sky...
User currently offlineCheekie747girl From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 7 hours ago) and read 4869 times:

Maybe a few of us out there have been lucky enough to enjoy both at the same time...

 Laugh out loud


User currently offlineLIPH From Italy, joined May 2004, 848 posts, RR: 1
Reply 16, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 7 hours ago) and read 4863 times:

OH JEEEEEE !!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY MAN !!!


Life sucks. Then you die. Live fast, die young.
User currently offline737doctor From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 1332 posts, RR: 39
Reply 17, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 7 hours ago) and read 4858 times:

Aviation better than sex?

Not even close!!!



Patrick Bateman is my hero.
User currently offlineCXA330300 From South Africa, joined May 2004, 1560 posts, RR: 2
Reply 18, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 6 hours ago) and read 4854 times:

I say aviation, I've never heard of an aerially transmitted disease.


The sky is the limit as long as you can stay there
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 19, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 6 hours ago) and read 4847 times:

What about Malaria? Mosquitoes fly, and that has to be an aerially transmitted disease. Mind you, it doesnt often affect your dangly bits. Big grin

Andy



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineRCS763av From Colombia, joined Jun 2004, 4393 posts, RR: 12
Reply 20, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 4820 times:

Oh my god how can people say yes! Go get an inflatable doll!!!!


Les escribo desde el frío de mi verde altiplano.
User currently offlineNceBoy From France, joined Sep 2004, 137 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week ago) and read 4812 times:

I'm surprised you are all bashing virgin suite double beds, while, IMHO, EK A345 First Class seems like a great place to join the club. (Never been on EK before, maybe it' not really welcome...  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Anyway there are some points about why aviation could be better than sex :

- You can tell your grandmother that you're flying
- You can fly whenever you want
- Aircraft almost never fail to lift (Ok... A340 are slow but DO lift)
- You can do other thing during flying, and the aircraft won't mind
- You can fly as much as you want
- Same-sex flying is accepted even by broad-minded people
- No protection necessary for flying
- You can fly with stranger without getting upset with your partner
- With Airliners, there's no need to fake
- Great airliners are easy to find
- You're not too old or too young for flying
- But, for both, size does matter.


Well, if you want my personal opinion, well, aviation doesn't stand a chance !

NCE Boy



coz I'm leaving on a jetplane !
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19196 posts, RR: 52
Reply 22, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 4787 times:

I know what I could do to get the best of both worlds. I could be having sex and instead of shouting out her name or saying 'yes,' I could say 'Ryanair.'  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineFelix From Ireland, joined Jan 2005, 12 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 4783 times:

Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aviation costs money, sex doesnt. And sex appeals to more people



Felix L Williams
User currently offlineCougarAviator From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 349 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 4777 times:

It depends on which is a more enjoyable climax......after a hard days work....


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25 Aerlingus330 : "Aviation costs money, sex doesnt. And sex appeals to more people"... depends who you ask for sex weither it costs money or not...lol aerlingus330
26 Skidmarks : Sex will always cost more than aviation. Either you spend a lot buying it or you get married and never again have enough money for aviation - and even
27 Post contains images Skydrol : For those who answered yes: How do you get an orgasm from an airplane? Maybe we won't go there... LD4
28 La Carlota : If I'd have to choose right now between go take a flight to anywhere or have sex, I'd pick the flight with no doubt. The reason: It's much more diffi
29 Stall : No ! No ! No ! A good landing is .... good A good sex is .... great
30 Flyer737sw : FOR ALL OF YOU THAT SAID YES!!!!Step away from the computer right now...Go to your nearest strip joint and sit there for a couple hours then come back
31 Alphafloor : At least you don't have to talk about Proust before flying...
32 Post contains images Red777 : Tough Question for some but for me..i would rather look at an apron of females then apron of planes Flying will always get up, but you may not
33 Salukipilot : ....and to believe i'm still a virgin..... I guess aviation is better than sex for me......temporarily.....damn...... -Brandon
34 Post contains links and images Jorge1812 : OK, much has been said. But to come to a conclusion. SEX is much more better than aviation if you have the right partner. People who think the other w
35 Post contains images ZKSUJ : It depends if you are an A.NETTER or not
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