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User currently offlineLIPH From Italy, joined May 2004, 848 posts, RR: 1
Posted (9 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 7716 times:

Have you ever had any sexual intercourse on flight ?  Wink/being sarcastic


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User currently offlineMr Spaceman From Canada, joined Mar 2001, 2787 posts, RR: 9
Reply 1, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 7662 times:

Hi LIPH.

The answer is yes! Big grin

But, unfortunately I was asleep and dreaming!  Sad


Chris  Smile



"Just a minute while I re-invent myself"
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 2, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 7589 times:

Sexual intercourse ANYWHERE would be nice! On a flight it would be a bonus. Big grin

Can't see it happening on any flight I'm taking in the near future though.

Cheers

Andy



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineAmy From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 1150 posts, RR: 8
Reply 3, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 7529 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (reply 2):
Can't see it happening on any flight I'm taking in the near future though.


Maybe because your nickname is 'Skidmarks'?



A340-300 - slow, but awesome!
User currently offlineAviatorTJ From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 1838 posts, RR: 7
Reply 4, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 7507 times:

Two or more people need to be involved for anyone's answer to be yes. I keep my sex like billiards, at least one foot on the ground at all times  Wink/being sarcastic.

User currently offlineWarszawa From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 727 posts, RR: 6
Reply 5, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 7399 times:

" Maybe because your nickname is 'Skidmarks'? "

LMAO!



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User currently offlineNwafflyer From United States of America, joined Jul 2004, 1050 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 7391 times:

And, only because I'm ancient and have forgotten it all -- why would one want sex on an aircraft?

User currently offline777ER From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 12145 posts, RR: 17
Reply 7, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 7389 times:
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Quoting Nwafflyer (reply 6):
why would one want sex on an aircraft?

To join the exclusive 'mile high club' off course


User currently offlineNwafflyer From United States of America, joined Jul 2004, 1050 posts, RR: 2
Reply 8, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 7391 times:

lol - i do like my comfort -- comes with being ancient

User currently offlineJetboyflyhi From France, joined Oct 2004, 179 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 7339 times:

True loves never kiss and tell................................................!


Chicken or Beef?
User currently offlineBA380 From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 1466 posts, RR: 8
Reply 10, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 7301 times:

when i flew back from BGI to LGW recently, a man exited the toilet and the smell inside suggested he may have had sex in their... but he was in there alone, if you get my drift.


cabin crew: doors to automatic and cross-check...
User currently offlineBurnsie28 From United States of America, joined Aug 2004, 7545 posts, RR: 8
Reply 11, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 7275 times:

To join the exclusive 'mile high club' off course

Joined it several times, hell I live above 5280ft



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User currently offlineAlitalia744 From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 4748 posts, RR: 44
Reply 12, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 7214 times:

Quoting LIPH (reply 0):
Have you ever had any sexual intercourse on flight ?



yes. With an Alitalia flight attendant!



Some see lines, others see between the lines.
User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31684 posts, RR: 56
Reply 13, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 7182 times:

Would be tough in India.Too many people.  Smile
regds
MEL



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User currently offlineHimmat01 From India, joined Dec 2004, 1047 posts, RR: 6
Reply 14, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 7105 times:

Does oral sex count?


An airplane might disappoint any pilot but it'll never surprise a good one.
User currently offlineZKSUJ From New Zealand, joined May 2004, 7106 posts, RR: 11
Reply 15, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 7098 times:

No, but I know a few who have

User currently offlineFuturestar68 From Austria, joined May 2004, 235 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 6924 times:

Quoting Nwafflyer (reply 6):
why would one want sex on an aircraft?


Alcohol onboard an aircraft shows it's effect very soon...

Who says that sex doesn't?  Wink/being sarcastic


User currently offlineJCS From Netherlands, joined Jun 2004, 211 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 6904 times:

Would a sleeping-compartment in a A380 not be very useful?

User currently offlineHawk44 From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 759 posts, RR: 3
Reply 18, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 6840 times:

Quoting Himmat01 (reply 14):
Does oral sex count?


Depends who you ask

Quoting BA380 (reply 10):
when i flew back from BGI to LGW recently, a man exited the toilet and the smell inside suggested he may have had sex in their... but he was in there alone, if you get my drift.


didn't know sex alone had a smell  Nuts



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User currently offlineBA380 From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 1466 posts, RR: 8
Reply 19, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 6610 times:

Hawk

there was a smell of 'man fluid'..... eueeugggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!



cabin crew: doors to automatic and cross-check...
User currently offlineAlekToronto From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 328 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 6493 times:

I have done it a few times myself a while back. With all the security nonsense going on today I wouln't do it now thou.
In reality it is quite uncomfortable to do it in a lavatory (and sometimes it smells in there) and the novelty wears off.
I have dated an Air Transat FA and we did it once on one of their L1011's (For historical memories) and she told me that on their overnite Euro flights ex Canada she has seen several cases of couples going into the lavatory together.

When I worked for AC for 2 summers as an FA I caught a woman giving her bf a hummer in the last row of coach on an overnite flight YVRYYZ.

Cheers
Alek


User currently offlineFbgdavidson From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2004, 3706 posts, RR: 28
Reply 21, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 6449 times:

Quoting Hawk44 (Reply 18):
didn't know sex alone had a smell

Are you a virgin by any chance?  Wink



"My first job was selling doors, door to door, that's a tough job innit" - Bill Bailey
User currently offlineAirgeek12 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 6439 times:

Quoting Hawk44 (Reply 18):
didn't know sex alone had a smell

Sex ALONE dosen't have a smell. My god.. do we really need to have the sex talk with you?!

This pretty much answers it:

Quoting BA380 (Reply 19):
there was a smell of 'man fluid'..... eueeugggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or as I like to call it.. Pimp Jizz.. hehe.. (don't ask)


User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 6257 times:

I am surprised the A.net morality police haven't jumped on this and started a thread in site related claiming it was offensive.

User currently offlineAirgeek12 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 6166 times:

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 23):
I am surprised the A.net morality police haven't jumped on this and started a thread in site related claiming it was offensive.

haha.. Well the tread title pretty much gives away the subject. And if someone is offended they shouldn't keep on reading. Which seems to be the case here.


25 Post contains images Jasepl : He will probably show up at some point and throw a hissy fit. Or maybe, if all os us are really, really lucky, he might grow up.
26 Post contains images Mrniji : Of course it does. So the answer for you is yes - was it with one of teh AI aunties??
27 Himmat01 : No, It was not on AI but on TG. BNE-BKK, Feb 2003.
28 Chicago757 : Yes oral sex for me..... BOS - MDW. We had our own row towards the rear of the plane.... AND I HAD MY VIEW OF THE FLAPS on a 737-800......(to top it o
29 OzarkD9S : Yes. It was on my list of sexual "things to do", and had the opportunity so I "got it over with". Had MUCH more fun in a graveyard once.
30 Captaink : No, but I really want to.. I think that would be the height of my achievement. I love airplanes, so sex on one would be just amazing.. Need to find a
31 Post contains images Mrniji : Maybe I am just to conservative, but I prefer 'more conventional' sights
32 Oly720man : At Denver, do you have sex while the plane is still on the runway?
33 AJBUS300 : That's hot
34 Lehpron : Get to know her/him long?
35 SlamClick : Oh! I thought you said: "Sex OR a flight" and I was about to make my choice. Does it count having been screwed by a long-time employer?
36 Post contains images Mrniji : So, what would have been your choice?
37 Post contains images Airtrainer : Humm, difficult choice indeed
38 Post contains images Elcableguy77 : I agree. That is a difficult choice. -Gavin
39 Post contains images Mrniji : Quite frankly, for me it would be an easy choice..
40 UAalltheway : On a CO flight I was on a few weeks ago departing from CVG we were on a 733 and there wasn't more than like 30 people on the plane. Needless to say, e
41 Post contains images Musapapaya : Hi UAalltheway How can you be that sure? LOL...
42 Freedomtofly : I had kinda the same experience as UAalltheway. A couple years ago I was on a CO flight from SFO-CLE. It departed at 12 a.m and needless to say there
43 Post contains images Skydrol : UAalltheway wrote: >>> so I decided to look at the couple behind be through the seat gap to see what they were up to. Sure enough, they were engaged i
44 Post contains images Erikwilliam : I have a great history of this. In 2001 I was in NZ backpacking after beeing in Australiam then in auckland I meet a Swedish girl named Charlotte, and
45 Uaalltheway : Hey- I'm EXTREMELY orbservant.. I was just doing my usual!
46 Alitalia744 : Yeah. made reg. habit everytime he flew to JFK...
47 Lehovec : It's JAG ALSKAR SVERIGE actually.
48 Post contains images ExFATboy : To put it in your A.net Trip Report, of course!
49 UAalltheway : Never thought of that before hehe.. *searches through trip reports* =p
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