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Just For Fun: Create An Airline Commercial Slogan  
User currently offlineLH450 From Germany, joined Jan 2005, 54 posts, RR: 0
Posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 6394 times:

Hi,
today was coming a strange idea to my mind: Create an airline commercial slogan!
My suggestion for Virgin Atlantic: 'Fly the easy way'  Big grin

So, tell me your thoughts!
Cheers
LH450


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User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 1, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 6384 times:

Well since BA has 'The Way To Fly', BMI should have, 'The Way To Die.'  Wink

Easyjet should be, "For Brits that can't afford Charter".

Ryanair should be, "Because nobody else serves the route".

Well anyway.



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineKhenleyDIA From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 426 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 6377 times:

Pick the airline, "Fly with us, we hardly ever crash!" Sorry, couldn't help it.

EK, "With us, size matters!"

KhenleyDIA



Why sit at home and do nothing when you can travel the world.
User currently offlineNWADC9 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4897 posts, RR: 9
Reply 3, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 6367 times:

Quoting KhenleyDIA (Reply 2):
"Fly with us, we hardly ever crash!"

Imagine if that was KAL's Wink



Flying an aeroplane with only a single propeller to keep you in the air. Can you imagine that? -Capt. Picard
User currently offlineBjg231 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 163 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 6338 times:

Ryanair: Tight wallets make it easier for you to fit in our seats.

Independence: Hurry! Here for a limited time only.

Ted: Hey, it was better than Uni.

Primaris: Niagra fell.

Hooters: Try our wings.



If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
User currently offlineKhenleyDIA From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 426 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 6318 times:

Hooters: We don't mind if you stare.


Why sit at home and do nothing when you can travel the world.
User currently offlinePA110 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2006 posts, RR: 23
Reply 6, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 6300 times:
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Rat's Ass Airways - Because we don't give a flying Rat's Ass

Sorry couldn't resist.



It's been swell, but the swelling has gone down.
User currently offlineJtamu97 From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 658 posts, RR: 2
Reply 7, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 6243 times:

Always thought this was cheesy yet appealing.."Phillipine Air Lines (PAL) were you always have a PAL."


Propeller, we don't need no stinkin propeller
User currently offlineJalalabad From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 6229 times:

NWA: non-stop out of compton

User currently offlineFewsolarge From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 409 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 6209 times:

American Airlines: SSomething SStuttered in the AAir

JetBlue: JetBlue Me!

ANA: Nice Nips!


User currently offlineAirEMS From United States of America, joined May 2004, 684 posts, RR: 3
Reply 10, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 6202 times:

We have one for ourselves at work "If Your dyeing Were Flying" or "You Call We Haul"



-Carl



If Your Dying Were Flying
User currently offlineTheGov From United States of America, joined Apr 2003, 415 posts, RR: 3
Reply 11, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 6200 times:

When I worked at Delta, we used to say:

Delta Air Lines: Same day service to most places



Always a pallbearer, never a corpse.
User currently offlineTockeyhockey From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 950 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 6187 times:

how about southwest -- "the bus of the skies"

User currently offlinePITA333 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 391 posts, RR: 3
Reply 13, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 6176 times:

Southwest: Who needs anything more than peanuts?!

US Airways: Well if we don't serve it, United does!

American: East Coast or West Coast, it doesen't matter, well get you there in an MD-80!

Northwest (DC-9): Forget what flying in the 80's was like?

USA 3000: America's Low Cost Vacation Airline


User currently offlineSHUPirate1 From United States of America, joined exactly 11 years ago today! , 3670 posts, RR: 16
Reply 14, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 6170 times:

Quoting PITA333 (Reply 13):
American: East Coast or West Coast, it doesen't matter, well get you there in an MD-80!

Not to Miami...



Burma's constitutional referendum options: A. Yes, B. Go to Insein Prison!
User currently offlinePITA333 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 391 posts, RR: 3
Reply 15, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days ago) and read 6161 times:

SHUPirate1: Ture! I totally forgot about the MD80 pulled out of MIA.

User currently offlineFoxecho From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 747 posts, RR: 17
Reply 16, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days ago) and read 6144 times:

Memphis International- We'll get you there in a Canadair

Andrew
JFK/MEM/MCI



..uh, we'll need that to live......
User currently offlineSkibum9 From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 1229 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days ago) and read 6140 times:

Not exactly slogans....but funny stuff along a similar line of thinking....

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Pilot -- "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land...it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal t b into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.

Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive.

Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."

"As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

"Last one off the plane must clean it."

From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!

Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it.

After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?" "Why no, Ma'am," said the pilot, "what is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"

After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.

Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways."



Tailwinds!!!
User currently offlineJetBlueAtJFK From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 1687 posts, RR: 3
Reply 18, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days ago) and read 6117 times:

One flight I went on, the FA's safety instructions were pretty funny:
"And if there is a sudden change in air pressure, oxygen masks will fall from above you and if you are flying with children, we're sorry."

I got a good kick out of that.

 airplane  jetBlueAtJFK  airplane 

USAir- Make sure to come back and visit us before the court closes us down.



When You Know jetBlue, You Know Better
User currently offlineCOAMiG29 From United States of America, joined Aug 2004, 515 posts, RR: 2
Reply 19, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 5 days ago) and read 6100 times:

AA=Avoid Arriving/Always Awful
Delta=Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive/Diden't Even Leave The Airport

Continental=The Best



If Continental had a hub at DFW with nonstop flights I would always fly them, unfortunantely good things take time.
User currently offlineBjg231 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 163 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 6082 times:

Singapore #1

Big Apple? Hollywood? They're both just one ambien away.

Singapore #2

Haley Joel Osment: "I see dead people"
Stewardess: "Where?, I'll stuff them in the back"

Southwest

Hate sitting in the middle seat? No problem. On your mark, get set.......GO!

Air New Zealand

Because some people are way, way too obsessed with the Lord of the Rings.



If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
User currently offlineDarthRandall From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 302 posts, RR: 3
Reply 21, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 6081 times:

Delta: An extra two-hour vacation in Atlanta with every flight!


Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads all the time and don't even think twice about it.
User currently offlineBALandorlivery From UK - England, joined Jan 2005, 360 posts, RR: 1
Reply 22, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 6078 times:

RYANAIR: "For next to nothing, we'll fly you next to nowhere!"

User currently offlineDfwRevolution From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 977 posts, RR: 51
Reply 23, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 6061 times:

Southwest: "We make money... eat our shorts"

Quoting PITA333 (Reply 13):
Southwest: Who needs anything more than peanuts?!

Ironic that WN's food packs are now more substantial then what AA charges you for  Wink


User currently offlineKhenleyDIA From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 426 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (9 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 6058 times:

BA: 3 out of 4 engines ain't bad!

Delta: Atlanta is on the way to everywhere!

UA/US: Tomorrow might be too late.

KhenleyDIA



Why sit at home and do nothing when you can travel the world.
25 Post contains images AJO : Or even CAL...
26 Post contains links AJO : KLM: the longest sight-seeing flights! (see this thread)
27 SHUPirate1 : United: We'll take your money in bankruptcy court...even if you don't fly with us!
28 ANITIX87 : SWISS: We dare you to fly LX and try to stay with one alliance! or SWISS: Once allied with...Delta, Sabena, Continental, TAP, American, TWA, and...umm
29 KhenleyDIA : Entire Airline here: Our service sucks... Our paint jobs are ugly... Our prices are high... And we agree! Come fly with us! KhenleyDIA
30 Dtwclipper : Historical: We don't fly there, we don't have to, we're Pan Am, the worlds most arrogant airline. Current: Southwest: Give me your huddled masses, the
31 Post contains images Lazybones : EK A380's - "Baby got back!" Qantas - "Service not included" Jetstar 717 - "There's a 50/50 chance we'll make it to Melbourne" Jetstar - "Australia's
32 Elagabal : Air Jamaica: "We'll take you higher." or, "Need a lift?" *************** Suits KLM & easyJet too.
33 Bjg231 : Southwest: "Southwest, because Greyhound was already taken."
34 Pl4nekr4zy : ROFL! Nice one.
35 Goodmanr : HaHa, I hear that one. SA is great though.
36 Post contains images AAtakeMeAway : Delta = Divert Every Leg Through Atlanta Delta = Driving Every Loyal Traveler Away (I heard this coined after Delta had changed their medallion quali
37 MGA : 1) D irect E very L anding T o A tlanta 2) B6 comercial: You momma' was so stupid, she flies Southwest! (no insult, its a joke)
38 Post contains images Garri767 : song:"sing a song, it will be your last" Overheard recently at a Northwest staff party: You've probably heard USAir's new slogan "USAir begins with YO
39 Garri767 : Slogans Delta: "We love to fly and it's close" "We love to show our flies"
40 FlyMIA : This could work for any major International airline. AA BA UA AF. British Aiways? Yea we fly there.
41 Jorge1812 : Not creating but making it right in gramatics. Air Berlin - we fly Europe --> wrong Air Berlin - we fly the European --> right (I hope so) Georg.
42 Amy : I'm gonna loose a lot of respect for this one but: United Airlines, 'We just will not s*d off and go under'
43 UsAirways16bwi : southwest: hurry and grab the seat you want before someone gets there before you! or:fly southwest, even in the northeast! or: no fat people allowed!
44 AsstChiefMark : "Emirates: Money to burn"
45 COAMiG29 : AA We Know why you fly, We know why you don't fly us We're American Airlines
46 Elcableguy77 : I like Virgin Atlantic's slogan, painted on the side of one of their birds: "More experience than our name suggests." Also, for Delta: "We love to fly
47 Post contains images Pilot kaz : Ryanair:- we are not fair and we dont care..... Another for Ryanair... ...............................................................................
48 HorizonGirl : LMAO! That is so good. Devon
49 BNE : Probably the best so far. Others I have read. Delta currently has "Good Goes Around" change that to "We're not happy until your not happy" Eithad; "I
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