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Top 5 Slogans For The New US Airways

PSAjet17 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 244 posts, RR: 0
Posted (8 years 15 hours ago) and read 4877 times:

from the daily bulletin Shop Talk on TVSpy.com:

Top 5 Slogans for the Newly-Merged U.S. Airways and America West Airlines (Novak)

* "Something Leveraged in the Air"
* "Two Wrongs Make a Flight"
* "We're in Chapter Eleven, and it Shows!"
* "Be Advised, Our Pilots Always Carry Less than $20"
* "Misery Loves Company"

38 replies: All unread, showing first 25:

SonOfACaptain From United States of America, joined May 2004, 1747 posts, RR: 5
Reply 1, posted (8 years 14 hours ago) and read 4839 times:

"Be Advised, Our Pilots Always Carry Less than $20"

That would be funny if it wasn't, well, true.

-SOAC

Non Illegitimi Carborundum

KC135TopBoom From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 11708 posts, RR: 52
Reply 2, posted (8 years 14 hours ago) and read 4794 times:

How about:

"Fly me, I'm Bankrupt"

"HP/US = HELP US"

ACAfan From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 709 posts, RR: 6
Reply 3, posted (8 years 14 hours ago) and read 4775 times:

"Stupid is as stupid does"

But seriously though, I think that if the America West cost stucture and mentality took over the new company, I think it could do very well.

Question: whose management is taking over?

Freddie Laker ... May be at peace with his maker ... But he is a persona non grata ... with IATA

StevenUhl777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 14 hours ago) and read 4753 times:

"Fly us while you still can..."
"If you thought the idea of our merger sucked, wait until you fly with us!"

SonOfACaptain From United States of America, joined May 2004, 1747 posts, RR: 5
Reply 5, posted (8 years 14 hours ago) and read 4731 times:

"If your not in a hurry and don't mind losing stuff, fly US Airways"

"Dropping Mesa, just another way we are working for you"

-SOAC

Non Illegitimi Carborundum

KLM685 From Mexico, joined exactly 8 years ago today! , 1577 posts, RR: 21
Reply 6, posted (8 years 14 hours ago) and read 4718 times:

"Dumb and Dumber"

"You'll lose your bags, your time and we'll lose you...An airline that gets what it gived"

hehe

KLM- The Best Airline in the World!

Byrdluvs747 From United States of America, joined Jul 2004, 2146 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (8 years 14 hours ago) and read 4695 times:

"We've got 1.5 billion. Let's party!"

The 747: The hands who designed it were guided by god.

DCAflyboy From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 143 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (8 years 14 hours ago) and read 4691 times:

Wow. So much negativity and attention over two airlines who apparently are worthless and stupid. So all these investors are just as stupid and are just pissing away $2b?

Could it be that you all are truly worried that it will be your airline that doesn't survive? Worried that HP/US will actually give WN and others some competition?

I think Cinderella is back from the ball and her evil step-sisters are jealous.

SonOfACaptain From United States of America, joined May 2004, 1747 posts, RR: 5
Reply 9, posted (8 years 14 hours ago) and read 4683 times:

DCAflyboy,

Some of us, not all, are just having a little fun. I personally love this merger and I think this needs to be done. Lighten up a little bit.

-SOAC

Non Illegitimi Carborundum

NBGskygod From United States of America, joined May 2004, 597 posts, RR: 1
Reply 10, posted (8 years 13 hours ago) and read 4666 times:

US/HP = Only our names have changed

"I use multi-billion dollar military satellite systems to find tupperware in the woods."

DCAflyboy From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 143 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (8 years 13 hours ago) and read 4653 times:

I'm all for having fun.

And by the looks of things, we US employees can finally lighten up and have some fun -- fun watching high & mighty airlines deal with their own questionable futures now.

Here's to breaking out the party favors!!

Cheers.

Ikramerica From United States of America, joined May 2005, 21029 posts, RR: 60
Reply 12, posted (8 years 13 hours ago) and read 4647 times:

This merger, combined with the total collapse of United (selloff of assets), and the trimming down of either Delta or AA would do a world of good to US aviation. JMHO

Of all the things to worry about... the Wookie has no pants.

Cloudpath From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 4 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (8 years 13 hours ago) and read 4619 times:

more slogans...

"Bruce Lakefield must be on drugs"
"Come get high with US"
"US Airways, one doped up airline"

Can't wait for these Hawaii flights! Does anyone know how far off they are?

Avek00 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 4092 posts, RR: 18
Reply 14, posted (8 years 13 hours ago) and read 4608 times:

US Airways - "Clear Air Turbulence Ahead."

Independence Air - "Freedom ain't all it's cracked up to be."

Live life to the fullest.

MKEdude From South Korea, joined May 2005, 1008 posts, RR: 1
Reply 15, posted (8 years 11 hours ago) and read 4437 times:

US Airways: Dammit, we're not going down alone!

US Airways: Quick! We've got the vultures distracted.

Giving you one more chance to get stranded in Charlotte, for old times sake.

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline." Frank Zappa

KLM685 From Mexico, joined exactly 8 years ago today! , 1577 posts, RR: 21
Reply 16, posted (8 years 11 hours ago) and read 4400 times:

Quoting DCAflyboy (Reply 8):
Wow. So much negativity and attention over two airlines who apparently are worthless and stupid. So all these investors are just as stupid and are just pissing away $2b?

That's why you open of the forum index and see 20 topics about the merger...
God knows what US/HP is doing

KLM- The Best Airline in the World!

NW727251ADV From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 11 hours ago) and read 4382 times:

"Fly US Airways, we'll get you nowhere fast!"

"We're US Airways, we'll get you to your destination but your luggage is subject to debate!"

"We're US Airways, where Chapter 11 isn't just a section in your history books anymore."

"At US Airways, we can't promise to get you there on-time, but we'll get you there eventually."

ANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 10 hours ago) and read 4346 times:

Quoting KC135TopBoom (Reply 2):

"HP/US = HELP US"

Quoting NBGskygod (Reply 10):
US/HP = Only our names have changed

Seriously, I hope they succeed until I burn off these other 1--,000 miles . . . Smile

Soaringadi From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 472 posts, RR: 1
Reply 19, posted (8 years 8 hours ago) and read 4137 times:

"U scarry a** people need to start flying to stop Us from dying."

Hope they succeed Smile

If it ain't Boeing, I'm not going !

Aerorobnz From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 6325 posts, RR: 14
Reply 20, posted (8 years 7 hours ago) and read 4044 times:

"Our safety cards will fetch a good price on Ebay within 18 months"
"Fly us or you'll be making our staff redundant"

SendMEtoLAS From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 66 posts, RR: 1
Reply 21, posted (8 years 7 hours ago) and read 4008 times:

Discount ticket to TPA to visit Mom and Dad, $198 plus taxes.

Changing your itinerary due to uncontrolled circumstances, $100 administration fee plus $600 in fare difference.

US Airways loosing your families Christmas presents in PHL on Christmas Day. Priceless.

Richardnhsv From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 473 posts, RR: 2
Reply 22, posted (8 years 7 hours ago) and read 4005 times:

We've survived this long... be patient... we just may surprise you...(in a good way)

"If you've ever had a filet this good, welcome back." - Ruth Fertel

Cornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 56
Reply 23, posted (8 years 7 hours ago) and read 3970 times:

Chapter 11 - only bigger and better this time !!

or...

Nobody does Chapter 11 bigger than us !!

Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work

EnviroTO From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 820 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (8 years 6 hours ago) and read 3868 times:

"US Airways: We can get financing, most forumers can't."

25 Greyhound: "You are now free to move about the (bankruptcy) courtroom"

26 September11: Welcome America West FlightFund Members!

FlagshipAZ: I nominate DCAflyboy for the new CEO for US Airways. Maybe it'll disappear faster that way. God help all the combined employees of HP/US. Hey now...th

28 FriendlySkies: US Airways, now serving Chapter 7 daily...

29 Dan2002: UsAir- Now with direct flights nonstop, oneway, to MHV, VCV ,and IGM! Usairways, killing 2 birds with 1 stone! -Dan

30 Garri767: usair begins with u, now usair and america west begin with ua, so why are U wasting your time here?[Edited 2005-05-24 03:47:38]

31 Crox1: US Air press release says:, "New airline to provide customers full-service offerings and consumer-friendly pricing structure of a low-cost low-fare ca

Cactus739: Priceless.... you guys crack me up.....

33 Burnsie28: "Be advised, pilot does not carry Cash, he works for US Airways" "Be advised, pilot does not carry Cash nor know what it is, he works for US Airways a

34 ASMD80: "US Airways. The Flight's On Us. No Kidding." due to the occasional glitch at US that accidentaly lets out obscenely low fares.

35 SonOfACaptain: "US Airways......official sponsor of MediCare." "US Airways......no money, no retirement, no problem." And even though I believe in this merger, "US A

KC135TopBoom: US Airways, where Chapter 11 is more than just a way of business, it is our only business. America West, a sucker born every minute. At the US PHL tic

37 SonOfACaptain: Wow, I think I am commiting one of my 10 commandments by saying all these. "US Airways.....were so late, we're not even allowed to fly mail" I realize

38 Vatveng: "Ladies and gentlemen, US Airways welcomes you to Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport. If Dallas is your final destination, your baggage claim wi

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