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Signs Of Drunk A.net Member.  
User currently offlineCapt.Fantastic From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 725 posts, RR: 0
Posted (9 years 3 months 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2386 times:

8. You take an aisle seat when a window is available.

7. The smell of jet fuel makes you feel sick

6. You ask the ticket agent: "Do you have a quiet seat, not near the engine?"

5. You get real comfy after push-back and tell the person next to you: "Wake me up when we get there."

4. When you're on a United flight, you listen to Adult Contemporary instead of Channel 9.

3. You prefer internet pornography to A.net.

2. While at DTW, you hear an employee scream-put: "Management has decided on a replacement and retirement schedule for the DC-9!" You ask the man to shut up and go away because you have a headache

1. You keep your camera turned off until ten minutes after takeoff.

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User currently offlineFLAIRPORT From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 3 months 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 2357 times:

Hey, I suggested that the thread be moved because this is obviously posted in the wrong forum. I'm sure it was accidental and all and if it was I've done it too, so its ok.

my favorites:

Quoting Capt.Fantastic (Thread starter):
4. When you're on a United flight, you listen to Adult Contemporary instead of Channel 9.



Quoting Capt.Fantastic (Thread starter):
2. While at DTW, you hear an employee scream-put: "Management has decided on a replacement and retirement schedule for the DC-9!" You ask the man to shut up and go away because you have a headache

Another:
"Instead of going to the elite line, you go to the main line!"
and I've got to say it...sorry:
He posts in the wrong forum!

[Edited 2005-06-19 22:03:23]

User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11655 posts, RR: 60
Reply 2, posted (9 years 3 months 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2311 times:

Quoting Capt.Fantastic (Thread starter):
3. You prefer internet pornography to A.net.

LOL Well actually.................... Big grin

Dan Smile



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineNavairjax From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 3 months 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 2244 times:

You miss a chance to get a photo of Arizona One at MSY while going home after an all nighter in the French Quarter

User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 3 months 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 2237 times:

Consult all GKirk posts . . .  wink 

User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 3822 posts, RR: 51
Reply 5, posted (9 years 3 months 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2191 times:

The check-in agent tells you "I've re-booked you on a nonstop instead" and you wave your hands cheering


All the things you probably hate about travelling are warm reminders that I'm home
User currently offlineFrancoBlanco From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 3 months 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2187 times:

You "shoo" away all the photographers at your local airport telling them that they are all just a bunch of nuts, ruin the fields and the fences by the runway and, last but not least,they are a risk for national security!

Sebastian


User currently offlineJoyA380B747 From India, joined Mar 2005, 507 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (9 years 3 months 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2147 times:

Another Sign of a True A.net Photographer...
- You always dare and take shots where 'Photography is prohibited'. Thats a real Photographer.



If it wasn't for AI and those money mongers sitting in the parliament, 9W would have been as big as SQ...:(
User currently offlineGQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 3 months 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2142 times:

KL911 is a good example. (LOL...just kidding...most of the time...)

fluffy


User currently offlineSanthosh From India, joined Sep 2001, 545 posts, RR: 1
Reply 9, posted (9 years 3 months 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 2132 times:

Quoting JoyA380B747 (Reply 7):
Another Sign of a True A.net Photographer...
- You always dare and take shots where 'Photography is prohibited'. Thats a real Photographer.

Yea That's true Joy Smile

Regards
George



Happy Landing
User currently offlineAeroVodochody From Czech Republic, joined Feb 2005, 540 posts, RR: 2
Reply 10, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 2104 times:

You're really drunk if you say no to a jumpseat ride Big grin


Try not to be jealous, we can't all be Czech.
User currently offlineHorizonGirl From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 807 posts, RR: 15
Reply 11, posted (9 years 3 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2059 times:

That is it!
After reading that list, I think, "how can people be that way?"
I wouldn't be able to survive a minute in the company of people like
that! Either I wouldn't survive, or I'd drive them insane.  Wink

Devon



Flying high on the Wings of the Great Northwest!
User currently offlineCrox1 From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2005, 305 posts, RR: 3
Reply 12, posted (9 years 2 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 2017 times:
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How To Tell a Drunk A- Netter?:

One that refuses to take a free ticket to anywhere in preference to sitting at home reading A-Net?.

Andy  Silly



Both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute
User currently offlineMKEdude From South Korea, joined May 2005, 1011 posts, RR: 1
Reply 13, posted (9 years 2 months 4 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 1996 times:

Sign of a drunk A.netter...

Starting topics like "You know what sucks, Airbus!"



"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline." Frank Zappa
User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31684 posts, RR: 56
Reply 14, posted (9 years 2 months 4 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1991 times:

Forgetting to log on the A.Net while on tour  Smile
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
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