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Different And Funny Meaning To Airline Names  
User currently offlineAn225 From Israel, joined May 2005, 212 posts, RR: 2
Posted (10 years 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 9017 times:

I am collecting these airline names twists, and I wondered if any of you A.Netters could help me expand my list.
What I have till now is
El-Al: Every landing always late
TWA: Try With Another
SAS: Sex After Supper
BOAC: Better On A Camel



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User currently offlineAviationMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (10 years 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 9017 times:

BWIA: Baggage Wandering In Africa
BWIA: Better Walk If Able
SWISS: So What It's Still Swissair
SABENA: Such A Bloody Experience Never Again
BA: Bloody Awful

User currently offlineSK601 From Belgium, joined Jun 2005, 976 posts, RR: 3
Reply 2, posted (10 years 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 9014 times:

KLM : Keep Luggage Missing
KLM : Keep Loving Me

User currently offlineAn225 From Israel, joined May 2005, 212 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (10 years 1 week 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 9001 times:

This is SO good.....

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

I am wetting myself..... hilarious!!!!!

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

bring them more of them on  bigthumbsup 

User currently offlineMD11junkie From Argentina, joined May 2005, 3151 posts, RR: 56
Reply 4, posted (10 years 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 8988 times:

ATA: Always Tardy Airlines

Cheers! wave 
Gastón - The MD-11 Junkie

There is no such thing as Boeing vs Airbus as the queen of the skies has three engines, winglets and the sweetest nose!
User currently offlinePPVRA From Brazil, joined Nov 2004, 9042 posts, RR: 37
Reply 5, posted (10 years 1 week 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 8985 times:

VASP: Viacao Aerea Sem Pressa - Meaning: "no rush airlines"

TAP: Take Another Plane/Take A Parachute

There is a whole website with these... don't know the address though.

[Edited 2005-07-18 00:35:03]

"If goods do not cross borders, soldiers will" - Frederic Bastiat
User currently offlineMattRB From Canada, joined Apr 2005, 1624 posts, RR: 9
Reply 6, posted (10 years 1 week 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 8979 times:


Aviation is proof that given, the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible.
User currently offlineBoeingPride800 From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 430 posts, RR: 2
Reply 7, posted (10 years 1 week 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 8974 times:

US Airways:- U Stink Airways

UPS:- U Picked Sh*t

TMA (T9):- Too Many As*holes

SAS:- Save Another Ship

User currently offlineAmy From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 1150 posts, RR: 7
Reply 8, posted (10 years 1 week 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 8971 times:

Lufthansa - Luggage Usually Flown To Hamburg And Never Seen Again

A340-300 - slow, but awesome!
User currently offlineSkywatch From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 923 posts, RR: 5
Reply 9, posted (10 years 1 week 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 8953 times:

Some great names already on here! You might want to check out this great post that was archived a few weeks ago also:
Fake Names Of Airlines [ex. Northworst] (by Garri767 Apr 2 2005 in Aviation Polls & Prefs)
Hey Amy, I really like your LH one!


------Forever Watchin' The Sky------
User currently offlineNdebelebev From Sudan, joined Apr 2004, 877 posts, RR: 41
Reply 10, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 8935 times:


What you doing in Israel???

Alitalia Aircraft Lands In Tokyo-Luggage In Atlanta


Bev xx

Her Pose Is That Of Someone... Who Knows It All And Is In Total Control Of Her World... Little Does She Know...
User currently offlinePMN From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2005, 563 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 8966 times:

Here's a little (well, OK a big) something I found on a website somewhere. Can't remember which one. I think a few from above are repeated here but I'm feeling too lazy to change them! Some of them are pretty evil but it kept me amused for a while! Enjoy!

Abort! Abort!
Always Awful

Arousing Erotic Randy Ladies In Nice Green Uniform Suits.

An Exciting Russian Offer For Lashings Of Terror

Allah Informed

Any individual requiring Flight readily accepts nasty crashing experience

After I Return I'll never Do It Again
An Interesting Ride, I'll Not Do It Again

Another Late Arrival, Start Kissing Ass
Allegany Airlines
Agony Airlines
Always Late In Arriving

Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival
Airplane Landed In Tokyo And luggage In Alaska
A Little Italian Tit And Lotsa Italian Ass
A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude

A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now
Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea

Aircraft Nosewheel Stuck, Expect Tricky Touchdown

All Times Approximate
Armourous Tits & Ass

Almost Unknown Airline

Always Wasting Assets

Bloody Awful
British Apoplectic
Bad Attitude

Better Eat Afterwards
Back Every Afternoon
Best Ever Airline
Been Ere Already

Bend Over And Cough
Better On A Camel
Blast Off And Crash
Boeing Only Aircraft Club
Base Over Apex Corp
Britian's Only Airborne Circus
British Overdue Airlines Corporation
Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens

Baggage Wandering In Africa
Britains Worst Investment Abroad
Better Walk If you're Able
Born to Wait In Airports
But Will I Arrive?

China Airlines Always Crashes
Chinese Airlines Always Cancel
Canada 3000
Cattlecar 3000

Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough

Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability
Don't Ever Land There Again
Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals
Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
Doesn't Even Leave The Airport
Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard
Doesn't Experience Like This Andrenalise?
Doesn't Everybody Like This Airline?
Don't Even Let Them Aboard
Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly
Dont Expect Luggage To Arrive

Damaged, Hidden or Lost
Desperately Hopelessly Lost

Even Apes Aviate

El Al
Egyptian Louting Arab Loathing
Every Landing Always Late
Every Landing Always Lousy
Everyone’s Luggage Always Lost

English Managed, Indian Run, A Thousand Ex-pats Suffering

Flies Ideally? Nah, Not Airborne In Reality

Good And Reliable.........Under Dutch Administration

Get Used to Late Flights - Aircraft In Repair

Journey Always Late

Joke About Time

Just More Crap

Kamikaze Loving Maniacs
Keep Looking Mother
Kiss on Lips & Mouth

Luggage Is Always Tardy
Lost in-between Antigua, Trinidad
Leave island any time
Late If At All
Luggage In Any Terminal

Landing On Templehof (In the early '80 few planes from LOT were hijacked to the West Berlin and almost always landed at Templehof airfield.)
Lots Of Trouble

Let Us Fuck The Hostess As No Steward Available
Let Us Fiddle The Hostess And Not Say Anything

Maybe I Arrive Today

Not A Clue

Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport

Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash

Plane Always Late

Passengers Always Need A Mortician
Pilots Are Not A Must
Poor Airline Needs Any Money

Passenger's Illegal Abductor
Prayers In the Air
Perhaps I Arrive
Please Inform Allah

Paul's Saturday Airline

Pete's Wobbly Airline
Piddly Widdly Airline
Please Wait Awhile

Queasy and Nauseous, Tired And Sick
Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards
Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style
Quite A Neat Trick, Arriving Safely
Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors?
Queer and Nasty, Try Another Service
Quits Air-travel, Next Time Approaches Ship

Running Your Ailing National Airline Into Receivership

Such A Bad Experience - Never Again
Send All Baggage Everywhere Never Arriving
Select A Better European National Airline

Stay At Home, Stay Alive

Sweet And Sexy
Service After Sex
Sex And Satisfaction
Sex Always Supplied
Same As Sabena
Such A S***

Sudden Arrivals Unannounced Departures Inshallah Airlines

Sex In the Air
Singapore Imitates America

Same Old Nasty Girls

So What Its Still Swissair

Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Incredibly Raunchy / Rare

Try Another Airline

Take A/C Anywhere
Take Another Carrier Always
Take A Chance Airways
Take A Coffin Along
Tome Alcohol Cuanda Aborda

Take A Parachute
Take Another Plane

They Hate You

Tomorrow Not Tonight

To Rape A Nice Stewardess After V1 is Allowed

Teeny Weeny Airlines
Terrorists Welcome Aboard
That Was Accidental
That Was Awful
Thieves, Whores & Alcoholics
Today's Worst Airline
Tomorrow’s Worst Airline
Tomorrow We'll Arrive
Tomorrow's Widebody Accident
Totally Wasted Airlines
Travel With Arabs
Travel With Alcohol
Try Walking Across
Tits Women & Ass
Try With Another

U Need Insurance That Exempts Death
Usually No Injuries - Though Everybody Dies
Usually Not Inclined To Eliminate Disasters

Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality (used to be Allegheny Airlines)
Underwater Seats Available In Rear

Unlikely To Arrive
Unable To Ascend

Virgin's Are Rare In Glasgow
Voyage Awfully Rough Into Gringoland


Edith in his bed, a plane in the rain is humming, the wires in the walls are humming some song - some mysterious song
User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 6
Reply 12, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 8908 times:

Many years ago, when British Airways used to be BOAC, they were invariable several hours late (on a daily basis) both arriving and departing from Bermuda. Thus they were given the fond nickname of "Be Over Around Christmas"!!!

'Somebody tell me why I'm on my own if there's a soulmate for everyone' :Natasha Bedingfield
User currently offlineSA006 From South Africa, joined Sep 2003, 1883 posts, RR: 54
Reply 13, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 8905 times:

Quoting PMN (Reply 11):

Awesome list PMN! Big grin

Quoting Ndebelebev (Reply 10):

What you doing in Israel???

That isn't the Alex you know.

Here are the two different profiles :
http://www.airliners.net/discussions/profile.main?username=An-225 <---The Alex you know  Smile

http://www.airliners.net/discussions/profile.main?username=An225 <---The member from this post  Smile

All that splits them is a "-"

-SA006  wave 

Proudly South African
User currently offlinePHLBOS From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 7596 posts, RR: 22
Reply 14, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 8893 times:

Saw this one in the TWA Tribute Edition of Airways magazine.

TWA after the AA merger:


Wasted by


"TransEastern! You'll feel like you've never left the ground because we treat you like dirt!" SNL Parady ad circa 1981
User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4763 posts, RR: 28
Reply 15, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 8885 times:

(courtesy of the guys at RES center)

TACA = Terror At Cruise Altitude

Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
User currently offlineAn225 From Israel, joined May 2005, 212 posts, RR: 2
Reply 16, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 8896 times:

Quoting Ndebelebev (Reply 10):

What you doing in Israel???

I am not Alex, we just have similar nicks  white   sorry 

Quoting PMN (Reply 11):
Here's a little (well, OK a big) something I found on a website somewhere. Can't remember which one. I think a few from above are repeated here but I'm feeling too lazy to change them! Some of them are pretty evil but it kept me amused for a while! Enjoy!

PMN, you're the man!!!  bigthumbsup 

Thanks all!!! This is great stuff!! Keep on sending more  praise 

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