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User currently offlineVenezuela747 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 1419 posts, RR: 5
Posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 4708 times:

This was on Letterman's a while ago....love number 2 btw

Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Travel Agent


10. Gets you cheap airfare then asks, "You know how to fly a 737, right?"

9. For best rate, you have to agree to a Saturday night stay with him

8. The itinerary shows you crossing the Pacific Ocean on Amtrak

7. Reserves you a great package for seven days and two nights

6. Laughs crazily when you say you're on a five-week working vacation

5. Books you on something called "Dulta Airlines"

4. Looks at you funny after hearing there's a "South" America

3. "Rental car" turns out to be a donkey with cupholders

2. No matter what your destination, you have a layover in Afghanistan

1. You say you want to see the world--she hands you two tickets to "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo"


ROLL TIDE!!!
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User currently offlineMatt27 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 4690 times:

Quoting Venezuela747 (Thread starter):

LOL...great  rotf 


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