Ptrjong From Netherlands, joined Mar 2005, 3883 posts, RR: 19
Reply 2, posted (7 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 24747 times:
The good one with the fuel warning light should be credited to Gary Larson.
This one is in my toilet.
Two pax sitting in a plane. Pax 2 is sweating.
Pax1: 'Scared, huh? I don't blame you. I'm a white-knuckle flyer myself. I wouldn't fly at all if my business didn't require me to.'
Pax2: 'What do you do?'
Pax1: ' I'm an airline pilot.'
[Edited 2006-07-27 00:38:28]
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