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Topic: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: Cmckeithen
Posted 2004-02-22 21:31:11 and read 5703 times.

When walking through security or onto a a/c if your family member or relatives name is Jack, you never want to scream out:

HIJACK

Any more you can think off pass them along!!!

Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: Jhooper
Posted 2004-02-22 21:32:07 and read 5691 times.

say "Hey Jack".

Don't say "bomb".

Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: Srbmod
Posted 2004-02-22 22:32:03 and read 5566 times.

Don't say "bomb"

Like that one scene in "Meet The Parents":

Norm: You threatened that stewardess with a bomb.

Greg Focker: No I said I didn't have a bomb.

Norm: But you said bomb.

Greg Focker: What is wrong with saying bomb on an airplane?

Norm: You can't say bomb on an airplane.

Greg Focker: Bomb bomb bomb bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb bomb bomb. During the war I was a BOMBadier.

Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: BMIFlyer
Posted 2004-02-22 23:24:11 and read 5475 times.

"Be careful with that, theres a bomb in there....."

As was said by a stupid british girl to U.S security recently i remember  Insane

Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: CoTXDFW777AA
Posted 2004-02-22 23:31:12 and read 5457 times.

"Who is better Airbus or Boeing" someone from airliners might hear you.

-COTXDFW777AA

Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: Dutchjet
Posted 2004-02-22 23:54:07 and read 5415 times.

Hey, Osama, our gate has been changed, we are now departing from C2........

Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: Acidradio
Posted 2004-02-23 06:54:58 and read 5314 times.

"Do you know how important I am?" Don't say something like that. It just shows how unimportant you are.

Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: FlyIGuy
Posted 2004-02-23 07:09:16 and read 5271 times.

Never say to the airport Police " Hey, Didn't I see you get your butt kicked last night on Cops ? "

Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: FunFlyer
Posted 2004-02-23 07:10:57 and read 5264 times.

excuse me lay off my shoes theres a bomb in there



or




please sir can you pass the gray pu bomb



Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: L-188
Posted 2004-02-23 07:25:46 and read 5229 times.

Never say to the airport Police " Hey, Didn't I see you get your butt kicked last night on Cops ? "


ROTFLMAO!!!!

I am going to have to remember that one.

Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: AirframeAS
Posted 2004-02-23 07:37:16 and read 5197 times.

I wonder what the cop would do if you really said that to him/her. Now that would be a great TV movie, dont ya think? LOL just kidding!!

Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: UA777222
Posted 2004-02-23 08:00:38 and read 5137 times.

"Hey man how much longer do we have to wait? This bomb in my shoe is really starting to kill me"

"I never knew a pound of pot could fit up my butt so easily"

"Hey you wouln't happen to have a light, this c4 is giving me a hard time"

Im just getten started but don't worry I'll be back!


UA777222

Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: UA777222
Posted 2004-02-23 08:09:29 and read 5107 times.

COTXDFW777AA,
Your's reminds me of this time we were waiting for our A320 to be fixed at YYZ and I was talking to the pilot and I said
"Don't you just hate having to have the stick on the side and no yoke?" and on and on just keepen w/ the airbus bashing.

"kid if you were smart you would go away b/c at the rate your going you might want to go to that gate over there and jump on that flight, I hear they're flying a 767, you'll fit right in w/ them!"

He was kidding and we actually talked for a while and he let me in the jump all the way to the sec b4 closing the door and pushback.

UA777222

Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: AirframeAS
Posted 2004-02-23 08:46:18 and read 5066 times.

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait! Thats for the movie theatre! Oops!

Why not just stick up the middle finger like the two dudes did in Brazil....LOL!

Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: VC10BOAC
Posted 2004-02-23 19:44:36 and read 4932 times.

On New years day this year I had just arrived from LHR and was standing in the immigration line at JFK. Someone in line asked the question what would make the immigration officers suspect that a passenger trying to enter the country could be a terrorist. Without thinking I turned around to him and said "Well... the wires sticking out of their pockets might be an indication that this is someone who they would want to take a good look at." Some of the people around me who heard this thought it was funny and laughed, but I looked around nervously thinking "Oh oh... maybe I should not have said that" Anyway I was not handcuffed and thrown to the ground or anything like that, but what do you think? Could this statement have gotten me in trouble?

Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: Cmckeithen
Posted 2004-02-23 19:49:07 and read 4917 times.

Depends on the mood. If everyone around you was laughing, I highly doubt it. A little sense of humor is okay and I think Customs and TSA allow some of it to a degree.

Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: VSLover
Posted 2004-02-23 20:37:22 and read 4833 times.

VC10BOAC-

yes, you are very lucky you were shackled and thrown to the ground right there! those people in the immigration hall at jfk are such jerks! never have i found ANY of them pleasant.

oh, and i had my mobile confiscated once, and yelled at another time--note, i wasnt actually ON the phone, i pulled it out to check the time--which is not prohibited, as only being ON the phone is. so i had to argue that both times to keep my phone.

Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: RiverVisualNYC
Posted 2004-02-23 21:39:12 and read 4777 times.

Well, you shouldn't borrow someone else's mobile and call your wife and tell her you were kidnapped by Al Qaeda, as that Moroccan guy from Chicago did last week....

Topic: RE: What You Should Not Say In An Airport
Username: VC10BOAC
Posted 2004-02-23 21:51:58 and read 4747 times.

The signs at JFK say that phones should be turned off.


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