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Topic: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: kanban
Posted 2011-11-09 11:39:12 and read 10931 times.

First it was paying to use the lav, then removing extras, now the idea is to sell applications to view porn on cell phones etc. (seat back viewing isn't even suggested). OK the proposal includes other applications like gambling... but Porn caught the headline.

see; http://www.minyanville.com/dailyfeed...dication&medium=portals&from=yahoo

When is enough enough? And what do you do with an over stimulated passenger when the single lav is in use?

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: SonomaFlyer
Posted 2011-11-09 11:40:28 and read 10928 times.

I can see this ending well...

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: MaverickM11
Posted 2011-11-09 11:44:05 and read 10888 times.

Ryanair's O'leary was quoted as saying, "HEY LOOKATME!"

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: eicvd
Posted 2011-11-09 11:44:07 and read 10889 times.

This is just like those "pay to use the the lavs, were removing a lav from our aircraft to add more seats, etc, etc" threads. Attention seeking is all it is & what a surprise, its working!

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: September11
Posted 2011-11-09 11:46:11 and read 10861 times.

porn is usually for home viewing only...

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: RamblinMan
Posted 2011-11-09 11:47:50 and read 10861 times.

Quoting eicvd (Reply 3):
This is just like those "pay to use the the lavs, were removing a lav from our aircraft to add more seats, etc, etc" threads. Attention seeking is all it is & what a surprise, its working!

That O'Leary fellow has generated more free advertising than any other executive in the history of capitalism. Hats off to him.

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: BasilFawlty
Posted 2011-11-09 11:56:19 and read 10750 times.

Quoting kanban (Thread starter):
And what do you do with an over stimulated passenger when the single lav is in use?

Provide an additional sickbag?  

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: Eagleboy
Posted 2011-11-09 12:24:16 and read 10575 times.

Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 2):
Ryanair's O'leary was quoted as saying, "HEY LOOKATME!"
Quoting RamblinMan (Reply 5):
That O'Leary fellow has generated more free advertising than any other executive in the history of capitalism. Hats off to him.

Very true!

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: FWAERJ
Posted 2011-11-09 13:20:14 and read 10284 times.

Quoting BasilFawlty (Reply 6):
Quoting kanban (Thread starter):
And what do you do with an over stimulated passenger when the single lav is in use?

Provide an additional sickbag?  

Now, now. This is Ryanair, where air sickness bags are only available upon request.

I noticed that they want to do this via mobile app. Problem for FR is that Apple won't allow adult content on their App Store, and I don't think RIM or Microsoft allow it in BlackBerry App World or Windows Phone Marketplace, either. Unless they only want to make it available for Android, they'll have to do it as an HTML5 web app just to circumvent Apple/Microsoft/RIM rules.

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: scutfarcus
Posted 2011-11-09 13:22:20 and read 10267 times.

*yawn* ... headline should read "gullible newspaper publishes 3rd rate airline publicity stunt"

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: iflykpdx
Posted 2011-11-09 13:22:57 and read 10267 times.

Quoting SonomaFlyer (Reply 1):

Everyone likes a happy ending!  

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: lightsaber
Posted 2011-11-09 13:36:07 and read 10154 times.

Quoting RamblinMan (Reply 5):
That O'Leary fellow has generated more free advertising than any other executive in the history of capitalism. Hats off to him.

Yep. Sums up the discussion.

Quoting scutfarcus (Reply 9):
*yawn* ... headline should read "gullible newspaper publishes 3rd rate airline publicity stunt"

Exactly.

I won't be returning to this thread... IM me if you have a question.

Lightsaber

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: ozglobal
Posted 2011-11-09 13:42:59 and read 10084 times.

Quoting kanban (Thread starter):

OP, do you work for Ryanair? If not, if I were you, I'd be asking for a paycheck. You do their bidding for free... 

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: lucce
Posted 2011-11-09 23:10:41 and read 9346 times.

Okay, I wish people would stop paying any attention to these. This suggestion, along with most of his suggestions, couldn't possibly be made happen. I'm sure that there's laws in Ireland that prohibit doing that on planes that have minors in them. Then again, their seats are already easy-to-wipe plastic...

I do wish that one slow news day one paper would point out how eager FR is to brake safety laws with adding seats above the exit limit, removing FA's to below the limit etc...

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: etops1
Posted 2011-11-10 00:13:07 and read 9227 times.

Can I say " Publicity Stunt? " We are talkking about O' Leary here ..

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: ajhYXE
Posted 2011-11-10 00:44:24 and read 9134 times.

Quoting kanban (Thread starter):
When is enough enough?

When M O'L runs out of ideas! 

I wonder what his next move will be. Maybe he will lobby for "self-serve" flights with no F/As.  

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: SKAirbus
Posted 2011-11-10 05:19:18 and read 6937 times.

The only way MOL will ever get any is if he pays for it... Maybe that's where the idea came from.

Sleazy tw*t.

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: Babybus
Posted 2011-11-10 05:30:07 and read 6772 times.

It's a very interesting question. In these days of demands for greater personal choice why shouldn't porn be available on aircraft?

Why do people have such hang ups about sex? We all do it, even on aircraft.

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: georgiaame
Posted 2011-11-10 07:47:52 and read 5292 times.

Quoting September11 (Reply 4):
porn is usually for home viewing only...

Usually, but think outside the box - so to speak

Quoting kanban (Thread starter):
And what do you do with an over stimulated passenger when the single lav is in use

Raise the price of using the lav.

Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 2):
Ryanair's O'leary was quoted as saying, "HEY LOOKATME!"

Thank you, but all the same, I would rather not...

Quoting SonomaFlyer (Reply 1):
I can see this ending well...

Actually, so do I. Sex sells. Always. It's brilliant! I won't be flying with them, but I sure would consider buying their stock!

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: connies4ever
Posted 2011-11-10 07:54:44 and read 5187 times.

It's also an opportunity for MOL to sell lube on the plane for additional profit !  Wow!

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: hal9213
Posted 2011-11-10 08:03:03 and read 5086 times.

The first thing coming to my mind reading the title was:
"How is low-cost-porn going to look like?"
I mean guys, seriously, admit it: There is quality in porn, too  What could Ryanair possibly offer?

Jokes aside: Another free publicity stunt. Standing passengers, toilet fee, 1-person flightdeck, I am actually quite hyped to read the next stunt   
Will anybody open a thread "MOLs next ideas - collection" ?

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: dogbreath
Posted 2011-11-10 09:01:32 and read 4360 times.

Quoting SKAirbus (Reply 16):
The only way MOL will ever get any is if he pays for it...

I believe he's a happily married man!

Quoting SKAirbus (Reply 16):
Maybe that's where the idea came from.

Nah! Don't think so. Free publicity, gullible press reporters and the righteous masses that'll keep this one alive for far longer that it should.

Quoting RamblinMan (Reply 5):
That O'Leary fellow has generated more free advertising than any other executive in the history of capitalism. Hats off to him.

Can't agree more.

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: SKAirbus
Posted 2011-11-10 09:35:29 and read 3923 times.

Quoting dogbreath (Reply 21):
I believe he's a happily married man!

That doesn't mean he is getting any  

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: aogdesk
Posted 2011-11-10 09:44:25 and read 3777 times.

Quoting SonomaFlyer (Reply 1):

A happy ending I presume?

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: kaitak
Posted 2011-11-10 09:52:17 and read 3667 times.

There needs to be a compromise here; Ryanair has to recognise that to many people, porn is distastement, disgusting and uncomfortable, so FR needs to do something - to balance this out - which is distasteful and uncomfortable for FR itself... offer it free.

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: Venom831
Posted 2011-11-10 10:08:20 and read 3448 times.

lol, I heard a few days ago that a "European Airline thinks that porno should be available on flights..." First thought..
Ryanair...

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: EGSUcrew
Posted 2011-11-10 10:13:11 and read 3376 times.

Quoting Venom831 (Reply 25):

Exactly. You're subconsciously thinking of Ryanair and its costing O'Leary nothing. As everyone has already said, he is damn good at what he does.

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: 1stfl94
Posted 2011-11-10 10:20:40 and read 3277 times.

BMI already offer this for free!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRKl4Of5PjE

Topic: RE: Ryanair Thinks Porn Should Be Available
Username: Vasu
Posted 2011-11-10 12:51:28 and read 2214 times.

Quoting 1stfl94 (Reply 27):

Blimey! Wasn't expecting that one...


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