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User currently offlineSean-SAN- From United States of America, joined Aug 2002, 770 posts, RR: 1
Posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2627 times:

http://home.houston.rr.com/jmichelli/Misc/Preflight.mp3

Give it a few minutes to load, it takes a while.



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User currently offlineGotairbus From Singapore, joined May 2001, 851 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2552 times:

What is this airline and aircraft type? ( I heard something like Ebonic and MD80something)

LOL!

Is the cabin attendant a guy or a girl?

(gotAirbus?)



(gotAIRBUS?) - (Got Commonality?) - (Have A Nice Flight!)
User currently offlineDazed767 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 5498 posts, RR: 51
Reply 2, posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 2452 times:

It's a guy. Sounds like he recorded an annoucement then talked over it (can't make out the talking in the background). Funny stuff!

User currently offlineJA54123 From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 137 posts, RR: 3
Reply 3, posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 2420 times:

Where did this announcement take place? I can imagine that it didn't take place on a commercial airliner, because I haven't heard anyone screaming discrimination or racism on the news. I thought that it was hilarious and that it was good fun.

Jason



You wouldn't understand, it's a Texas Thang!
User currently offlineUA744Flagship From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2383 times:

LMAO

IT IS OUR PLEASURE TO SERVE YOU TO-DAY,
NOW SIT DOWN,
SHUT UP,
AND HERE WE GO


User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2356 times:

Ebonics Airways MD-44 Aircraft.

[Edited 2003-01-25 02:33:59]

User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2344 times:

This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!

The smoke detectors have been disconnected for your convenience. The airline do not be responsible if the white guys on the ground find out about it. Our flight time today is whenever we get there we get there. Our aircraft is not a church. you know how to do that, so I ain't gonna tell ya. Now, Sit down, Shut up, and here we go.


User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 7, posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2344 times:

Our aircraft is not a church.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineDelta777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 658 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2316 times:

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha. holla back. j/k

D E L T A 7 7 7


User currently offlineAmerica West From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2271 times:

Oh, LOL. That was some funny stuff!!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

User currently offlineKLAX From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 2074 times:

ROFLMAO....

-Clovis  Laugh out loud


User currently offline777guy From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 493 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2036 times:

That announcement is a trip in its self.  Wink/being sarcastic  Big thumbs up

User currently offlineTravatl From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 2173 posts, RR: 7
Reply 12, posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1990 times:

OMG...I can't believe none of you have heard this before...it's been around forever. Shirley Q. Liquor website............

http://www.shirleyqliquor.com

Funny stuff...

Travis



User currently offlineDeltaMD11 From United States of America, joined Dec 2002, 1701 posts, RR: 34
Reply 13, posted (11 years 9 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1915 times:

"I am am your head hostess Shirley Q. Liquor, also assisting me in the cabin today is Chaniqua, Denita, Laquita, Bonita, and Ms. Rhonda. And we don't know what sexual orientation Ms. Rhonda is, or what her gender is, but you can axed her when you be seated"

LOL, very funny. Almost as good as the Delta Ebonics Commercial.

Bryan
Chat Operator Delta767



Too often we ... enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John Fitzgerald Kennedy
User currently offlineFutureFO From Ireland, joined Oct 2001, 3132 posts, RR: 21
Reply 14, posted (11 years 9 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1867 times:

Has anyone got a link to the DL Ebonics advert? I need to add that one to my list.


I Don't know where I am anymore
User currently offlineFutureFO From Ireland, joined Oct 2001, 3132 posts, RR: 21
Reply 15, posted (11 years 9 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1850 times:

Ok that announcement was the shiznit. Had the family laughing at it.


I Don't know where I am anymore
User currently offlineLamyl_hhlco From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 621 posts, RR: 2
Reply 16, posted (11 years 9 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1771 times:

That's good stuff, pretty funny lol!

the carpet is not paid off yet loll

Lamyl


User currently offlineSean-SAN- From United States of America, joined Aug 2002, 770 posts, RR: 1
Reply 17, posted (11 years 9 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1752 times:

Hmm.. I figured it was just a Southwest cabin announcement  Big grin ...

User currently offlineDeltaRules From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 3788 posts, RR: 9
Reply 18, posted (11 years 9 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1706 times:

That was the funniest thing I've heard in a while! I found it at a friend's house & about died!

"Ebonics Airways"
"McDonnelBuring MD-44"

Something along the lines of "If you decide to smoke, please do it & make sure the white folks on the ground don't hear about it!"

"We have two bathrooms on this aircraft, one in the front & in the back, but the one in the front is only for First Class, Thank You!"

Awesome Stuff- thanks for posting it!
DeltaRules



Let's Kick the Tires & Light the Fires!!
User currently offlineDeltaRules From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 3788 posts, RR: 9
Reply 19, posted (11 years 9 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1694 times:

Go to http://www.shirleyqliquor.com, then to the "Library of Ignunce", and find "Ebonics Airways"- it's got a page "dedicated" to the "airline". It has a picture of a 747 landing at SXM, a cockpit photo, and a route map. They have a reputation as "The Greyhound Bus of the Skies"!

Ebonics Airways- "We get there when we get there"

DeltaRules



Let's Kick the Tires & Light the Fires!!
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