Aviatsiya From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (12 years 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1812 times:
I had to laugh at the title of this thread. It reminds me of a joke from a few years ago....
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says, "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want."
The first nun says, "I want-a to be Sophia Loren" and she's gone.
The second says, "I want-a to be Madonna" and she's gone.
The third says, "I want-a to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says "I'm sorry but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says "No Sister, this says 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days'!"
BHXviscount From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2002, 166 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (12 years 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1742 times:
Derek- I KNOW - I wanted to see if anyone out there bothers with replying/reading or even commenting on any of my posts waited for a few hours for the pee taking but it seemed to be missed by everyone! anyway you don't get ignored on this forum as I thought I'd be (Hair Sarah might have been better)
No officer, its NOT a surface to air missile its a camera..for taking photographs.