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User currently offlineSingapore_Air From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2000, 13739 posts, RR: 19
Posted (11 years 5 months 2 weeks 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 3454 times:

I was just browsing through http://www.airlinemeals.net and it is a very interesting website if you're wanting to browse through your favourite airline's meal offerings or even competitor's.

Anyway, I came across these two:



Singapore Airlines
KUL - SIN in Economy Class. Meal type states as snack.
Submitter's comment: "Uh, they (SQ) dont serve ANYTHING except water or juice on this international flight. I really cant understand how people commend SQ for their product. I find this particular sector one of the worst in the world for such a brand airline."

Rating 1-10 (worst-best): -1 (if its possible)



Cathay Pacific
HKG - CGK
Sumbitter's comment: "This is probably old news to you air-food professionals but I found it a scream. Days later, in Tokyo, I found a single hotel ammenity bottle on a tray in my hotel bathroom. I suppose it was shampoo, but it was labled simply, 'LIQUID.'"


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User currently offlineRupertvander82 From France, joined Dec 2002, 411 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (11 years 5 months 2 weeks 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 3442 times:

SQ offers only water, juice, coffee/tea on the SIN-KUL sector, due to the lack of competitors, as the only other airline that flies this route as frequent as SQ is MH, and sadly, they only serve water, juice, coffee/tea too.

I remembered about 9 to 8 years ago, when both airlines offered at least a small bun or cookies on this sector, but I guess now it's all about cost cutting. I hope they can offer something more substantial though, considering the fact a return flight to KUL from SIN costs S$240. But maybe until the low costs starts to fly this route, we'll have to make do with such terrible 'meals' on this sector.

Another funny meal I got while flying from LHR to KUL on MH. I had made a special request for vegetarian meal a few days before the flight, and one of the meals had salmon for the main course!


User currently offlineMandala499 From Indonesia, joined Aug 2001, 6834 posts, RR: 75
Reply 2, posted (11 years 5 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 3374 times:

Hmm...
On Economy,
KL837/8 CGK-SIN-AMS...
Caviar and Salmon on CGK-SIN "snacks"
and SIN-AMS red eye steak....

It just happened to be the 50th or 60th (can't remember) anniversary of KLM serving Jakarta... on "City of Jakarta"...

Nice touch KLM  Smile

Mandala499



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User currently offlineAroundtheworld From United States of America, joined Mar 2003, 279 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (11 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 3205 times:

The strangest I had was on Emirates in first class from DUB-MNL. The choices included jelly fish or eel.... I took the jelly fish...talk about absolutely disgusting! Who on Earth ever though jelly fish could even possibly be something to eat?

User currently offlineAmerica West From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (11 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 3185 times:

This is what I had on my ATL-SFO flight on Delta in July of 2002.



It wasn't strange, and it was hardly the best, but the person who took the picture said "the pasta was dry." I found that to be kind of funny because when I received my meal, my pasta was swimming in water.


User currently offlineNdege From United States of America, joined Mar 2003, 204 posts, RR: 3
Reply 5, posted (11 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 3108 times:

I can't remember the last time I had a meal on a flight...

BL


User currently offlineCiro From Brazil, joined Aug 1999, 662 posts, RR: 6
Reply 6, posted (11 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2983 times:

I can't say it was funny, but it was quite unusual... Back in 1990, on a 767-300ER Transbrasil GRU-MCO flight, we got pizza! But the strange thing is the fact that the F/As actually built and baked the thing from the scratch on-board for all the 200 passengers! This crew never worked so hard...




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User currently offlineKeesje From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (11 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2956 times:




bon appetite


User currently offlineB-HXB From New Zealand, joined Jan 2001, 745 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (11 years 5 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 2842 times:

On a QF flight, the attendant serves a 5/6 year old with a child meal; mother says "Doesn't that look incredible?" Child looks up at her with a blank face, and repeats "Inedible!"

User currently offlineCXCPA From Hong Kong, joined May 2000, 387 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (11 years 5 months 2 weeks 12 hours ago) and read 2768 times:

Do anyone know what the CX "FOOD" is?

User currently offlineAvroarrow From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 1045 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (11 years 5 months 2 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 2716 times:

Keesje, that ain't right!!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
As for the CX "FOOD", I'm not sure what it is exactly but it looks like it might contain prunes and that ain't right either.  Wink/being sarcastic



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User currently offlineMarcus From Mexico, joined Apr 2001, 1789 posts, RR: 2
Reply 11, posted (11 years 5 months 2 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 2648 times:

Could any one enlighten me with the story behind that FA with the fishes?  Smile


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