Kevin752 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 739 posts, RR: 4
Reply 3, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 5903 times:
Southwest airlines- Fly the sky for less. (probally not a great one).
United Airlines- The world closer together
KLM-fly the royal way
JAL-fly the comfortable way
American Airlines-Fly the American way
Flairport From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 5896 times:
SONG: You have to fly us (unless you change planes in ATL)
another SONG: We book you on our flights even though it says Delta Expres.
DELTA: you'll fly us from ATL, you have no choice!
a contuination from the last one
DELTA: if you don't fly us from ATL, your on a worldwide partner (NW and CO included), ASA, Comair or Song!
Spirit: cheap fares to nowhere
Southwest: fly us from El Paso to Tampa or Long Island to Kansas City, nonstop (city pairings may vary and they might not actually fly those routes, but you know hwat i'm getting at.)
jetBlue: ignore our name, we don't make you feel blue!
jetBlue: we put Long Beach on the map! (or was it monster garage?)-plug for a good TV show
Northwest: No entertainment on a 5 hour coast to coast flight, but entertainment on a 2 hour Asian flight!
AA: come fly the unfriendly skies
AA: featuring the retro colo...oh wait, we just repainted it.
CanadianNorth From Canada, joined Aug 2002, 3406 posts, RR: 8
Reply 9, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 5846 times:
- "Air Canada. We aint happy till you aint happy eh!" (yes I know thats old but still)
- "First Air. The only reason why we are first to serve you is because nobody else can pronounce the name of your town."
Srbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (12 years 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 5476 times:
Hooters Air: More plastic in our cabin than on an Airbus!
(I'll give them credit, having seen a number of the Hooters Girls that are on these flight, I'm now looking for a reason to fly to MYR!)
ATA: Fly American Trans Air, I mean AmTran, no I mean ATA!
ASA: We may be sorry, but you can't get any lower than the bottom!
Comair: Like to fly? You won't after one of our flights.
Spirit: We paid more for the new paintjob than we did for the plane!
Great Plains: Yes, buffaloes have wings!
US Airways: We're out of bankruptcy!
Southwest: If you don't fly Southwest, you're nuts!
America West: No UMs lost since...........
US Airways Express: No crash since........
ACA: Service with a smirk.
AirTran: Hate Delta? Fly Us.
JetBlue: Like redeyes? Then you'll love us!
Delta: Like you have a choice?
Alaska Airlines: Sun or snow just a flight away.
Horizon Air: Sun or snow just two flights away.