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User currently offlineReggaebird From Jamaica, joined Nov 1999, 1176 posts, RR: 0
Posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 5286 times:

OK, this should be fun. Let's create slogans for our most favourite and least favourite airlines.

Lufthansa - Ve'll get you zhere, now zhut up and zit down

Virgin Atlantic Airways - Bringing Elegance Back To The Skies

British Airways - What do you mean you don't like my tail?

United Airlines - Fly us...if you have to

Southwest Airlines - Kickin' Ass All Over The Sky



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User currently offlineFutureualpilot From United States of America, joined May 2000, 2602 posts, RR: 8
Reply 1, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 6 days ago) and read 5190 times:

Delta- The world at your fingertips

um...Im drawing blanks now...lol




Life is better when you surf.
User currently offlineJeffs47 From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 10 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 5175 times:

Southwest: Because terrorists dont even think aboiut f**king with rednecks and poor people.

P.S. I am not poor, and I fly Southwest all the time. I often think that a terrorist would have to have an extra large death wish to try to pull on on that airline. The characters!


User currently offlineKevin752 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 726 posts, RR: 4
Reply 3, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 5157 times:

Southwest airlines- Fly the sky for less. (probally not a great one).
United Airlines- The world closer together
KLM-fly the royal way
JAL-fly the comfortable way
American Airlines-Fly the American way




"Keep Climbing"
User currently offlineFlairport From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 5150 times:

SONG: You have to fly us (unless you change planes in ATL)
another SONG: We book you on our flights even though it says Delta Expres.

DELTA: you'll fly us from ATL, you have no choice!
a contuination from the last one
DELTA: if you don't fly us from ATL, your on a worldwide partner (NW and CO included), ASA, Comair or Song!
Spirit: cheap fares to nowhere
Southwest: fly us from El Paso to Tampa or Long Island to Kansas City, nonstop (city pairings may vary and they might not actually fly those routes, but you know hwat i'm getting at.)
jetBlue: ignore our name, we don't make you feel blue!
jetBlue: we put Long Beach on the map! (or was it monster garage?)-plug for a good TV show  Smile

Northwest: No entertainment on a 5 hour coast to coast flight, but entertainment on a 2 hour Asian flight!

AA: come fly the unfriendly skies
AA: featuring the retro colo...oh wait, we just repainted it.

I'll come up with more tomorrow


User currently offlineTxAgKuwait From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 1803 posts, RR: 43
Reply 5, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 5139 times:

JETBLEWIT - I KNEW we shouldn't have ordered a second aircraft type

DELTA - The road to hell is paved with good intentions, but if you wish to fly there it requires a change of planes in Atlanta

UNITED - Our ad agency may have said "United Rising", but we, the employee-owners of United say "we've fallen and we can't get up!!!"









User currently offlineLoneStarMike From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 3811 posts, RR: 34
Reply 6, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 5127 times:

Northwest Airlines Begins With "NO"

jetBlue - all that and a bag of chips

LoneStarMike

User currently offlineNWAA330 From United States of America, joined Jun 2003, 209 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 5116 times:

BA-British Airways, because heavens a little lower than you thought.

NWA-Making the flight the best part of your trip. Period.

Any- Making your decision so much easier.

Virgin-Come see why we make all the other's jealous.


NWAA330



To Fly is to Live.
User currently offlineAA777MIA From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 686 posts, RR: 3
Reply 8, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 5100 times:

Funny how 13 year olds have the answer to everything!

User currently offlineCanadianNorth From Canada, joined Aug 2002, 3389 posts, RR: 9
Reply 9, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 5100 times:

- "Air Canada. We aint happy till you aint happy eh!" (yes I know thats old but still)
- "First Air. The only reason why we are first to serve you is because nobody else can pronounce the name of your town."

CanadianNorth



What could possibly go wrong?
User currently offlineTrident3 From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2001, 1013 posts, RR: 2
Reply 10, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 5078 times:

Ryanair: You thought we flew to Frankfurt!


"We are the warrior race-Tough men in the toughest sport." Brian Noble, Head Coach, Great Britain Rugby League.
User currently offline747400sp From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 3508 posts, RR: 2
Reply 11, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 5076 times:

British Airway We give our self to much credit.

United Airlines We are not so friendly any more.

Southwest Airlines We have such a good business plan that we even got UA, AA, CO and DL passengers now.

American Airline Still something special in the air no matter what happening to or airline.

Qantas The flying kangaroo that never crashed.

Virgin Atlantic The worlds sexist airline.



User currently offlineBoeing764 From Canada, joined Apr 2001, 297 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 5051 times:

AIR CANADA: The only people we treat worse than our employees are our customers!


From Dr. King's America to Nelson Mandela's Africa, the journey of equality moves on.
User currently offlineA330Fan1 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 856 posts, RR: 11
Reply 13, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 5032 times:

Any GOOD airline's slogan should be: "You know it...I know it...no need for explanation, just fly me!"  Smile ...kinda corny

-A330Fan1


User currently offlineReggaebird From Jamaica, joined Nov 1999, 1176 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 5006 times:


Cathay Pacific - British Airways Hong Kong Division

Singapore Airlines - Big Service From A Tiny Place

QANTAS - We're Not That Great Anymore But At Least We've Never Crashed

Dragonair - Cathay Pacific's Ugly Step-sister

Vietnam Airlines - Look Out Singapore Air!

Air India - The Maharaja Has Left The Aircraft

BWIA West Indies - Fly Air Jamaica

Air Jamaica - One Love, One Heart

Southwest - Bringing The Smiles Back To 3-stop Flying

Song - A Breath of Fresh Air Up High

Sri Lankan - What's That Thing On My Tail?



User currently offlineMigman From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2001, 91 posts, RR: 10
Reply 15, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 4968 times:

QANTAS - The worlds a hop away



User currently offlineClipperNo1 From Germany, joined May 1999, 672 posts, RR: 2
Reply 16, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 4950 times:

For any airline: 'Let us take care of the 'to' in your 'A to B' '


"I really don't know one plane from the other. To me they are just marginal costs with wings."� Alfred Kahn, 1977
User currently offlineBeltwaybandit From United States of America, joined Mar 2003, 495 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 4942 times:

Any Airline: "Big Metal Tube with Seats. What Else Could You Want?"

User currently offlineReggaebird From Jamaica, joined Nov 1999, 1176 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 4881 times:


USAirways: At Least We're Not Bankrupt!



User currently offlineFanofjets From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 1964 posts, RR: 3
Reply 19, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 4846 times:

Here are a few that for some reason never made it:

Switch to BMI Baby - It's time for a change!

U-Land never lets you down!

It has been another smash year for China Airlines!

QANTAS - We leave "U" out of it

KLM: Beyond ABC

Hooters Air lets you keep abreast good deals



The aeroplane has unveiled for us the true face of the earth. -Antoine de Saint-Exupery
User currently offlineAMSMAN From Ireland, joined Jan 2002, 1016 posts, RR: 6
Reply 20, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 4833 times:

KLM (long haul)- By the end of your flight, you'll have had your dream holiday.

KLM - Let us treat you like Royalty

BA - Your Kingdom, Your Airline

AF - That little bit of 'oui' on every flight

Ok ok - give a guy a break yeah?




Aer Lingus, Proud to be Irish.
User currently offlineReggaebird From Jamaica, joined Nov 1999, 1176 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 4793 times:


Virgin Atlantic - We Give Up Our Virtues At 35,000 Feet

Virgin Atlantic - You Can Take Us Home To Meet Mom!

Hooters Air - The Shorts Are Shorter At 30,000 Feet




User currently offlineMonarch From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2001, 362 posts, RR: 6
Reply 22, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 4790 times:

British Airways - "Why fly with anyone else?"

Monarch Airlines - "Let us treat you like Royalty."

How come charter airlines in the UK do not have slogans?

Regards

Monarch


User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 4730 times:

Hooters Air: More plastic in our cabin than on an Airbus!
(I'll give them credit, having seen a number of the Hooters Girls that are on these flight, I'm now looking for a reason to fly to MYR!)

ATA: Fly American Trans Air, I mean AmTran, no I mean ATA!
ASA: We may be sorry, but you can't get any lower than the bottom!
Comair: Like to fly? You won't after one of our flights.
Spirit: We paid more for the new paintjob than we did for the plane!
Great Plains: Yes, buffaloes have wings!
US Airways: We're out of bankruptcy!
Southwest: If you don't fly Southwest, you're nuts!
America West: No UMs lost since...........
US Airways Express: No crash since........
ACA: Service with a smirk.
AirTran: Hate Delta? Fly Us.
JetBlue: Like redeyes? Then you'll love us!
Delta: Like you have a choice?
Alaska Airlines: Sun or snow just a flight away.
Horizon Air: Sun or snow just two flights away.








User currently offlineDispatch From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 4692 times:

WHAT ?????
Create a slogan for an airline ?????
Will I be paid the millions of dollars they spend on that slogan ?????
No ??????
Then just forget it......  Big thumbs up

Peter


25 Reggaebird : AER LINGUS - Our Competitors Hate Cunning Lingus! AER LINGUS - That Means Air Lines In Irish AER LINGUS - Go Ask Me Bollocks! AER LINGUS - "Licking"
26 Post contains images Luisinho : This is for TAP air Portugal With TAP air Portugal just... Take Another Plane... cool isn't it?
27 CanyonBlue : JetBlue - "Watch us kick the competitions a** on LiveTV!" Virgin Atlantic - "Morals shmorals..... Just look at our founder" British Airways - "Stiffly
28 Asmtrd : NWA-- Still flying the same planes you flew on 25 year ago.
29 USAir330 : Jetblue: Don't let the imitation fool you, there color might be blue but it's our name. Jetblue: They have the color but not the attitude, Badabing Ba
30 Post contains images N243NW : United Airlines- Shut Up and Fly. -N243NW
31 SafeFlyer : Air Canada: "The private airline that acts like a crown corporation" WestJet: "Westerners love us no matter what we do" Air Transat: "Fly the star and
32 EA CO AS : Southwest Airlines: "Because White Trash Needs To Fly, Too." jetBlue Airways : "jetBlue. He needed the money." (THINK about it!) America West : "We Do
33 Kjet12 : Virgin: "After sex, we're still virgin." China Airlines or Korean Airlines: "__ days without a crash!" or "Millions and millions burned." United: "Uni
34 Goingboeing : Perhaps the best slogan ever was: "Nobody's gonna shoot Southwest airlines out of the sky for a lousy 13 bucks."
35 Flairport : ASA and Skywest: we need to change our name SkyWest: Now serving Daytona Beach! Delta: do we need advertising? Delta: see a Braves home game, because
36 CanadaEH : Air Canada: "For a limited time only!"
37 CanadaEH : - "First Air. The only reason why we are first to serve you is because nobody else can pronounce the name of your town." haha Canadiannorth.. thats a
38 JpetekYXMD80 : NW "60's baby!! yeahhh!!" (austin powers style) WN 'the official airline of tanya harding' ' Ever dreamed of being a fighter jet pilot??? Fly Korean t
39 JpetekYXMD80 : KIWI International - Nothing flies like a Kiwi.
40 Srbmod : Southwest: The Original Low-cost Cattle Class out of Texas. JetBlue: Yes, it's a silly name, you got a problem with it? AirTran: Celebrating 10 years
41 JpetekYXMD80 : VS- Join Flying Club-the fastest way to free travel in the industry!!!!!!!* * excludes arrests onboard
42 Hpa318 : American Airlines-"Behind Every great nation, there's a great Airline"
43 OzarkD9S : Ryanair: We Don't Fly There COPA: Continentally Yours Grupo TACA: The Fab Five For You Allegiant: It's Not A Gamble Till You Get There Aloha: Means We
44 Vkstealth : Virgin Atlantic: Our name says it all, We'll take GOOD care of you!!! : During our flights, we gain more experience!!! United Airlines: United we Stan
45 JpetekYXMD80 : United: 'Behind every great airline, theres a regional carrier rolling its eyes'
46 Post contains images CanadianNorth : CanadaEH: I came up with that so of course it's good! CanadianNorth
47 Reggaebird : VARIG - You can't Make Viagra without VARIG!!!! Delta - We're in the DETAiLs! Hooters Air - You'll Thank Us For The Mammeries! AirTran - Go Greyhound
48 Post contains links and images Motorhussy : Did you hear about the couple that wanted to fly United? View Large View MediumPhoto © Frank Schaefer The stewardess wouldn't allow it.
49 Jafa : Alaska- Where ever there is snow, we go! Northwest begins with NO Southwest- gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, right now ATA- we honestly can't pay next y
50 CanadianPylon : For some of my hometown airlines in YWG: JetsGo - "We put the a$$ in class" Air Canada - "You want to go to Halifax... Nah, nah, nah... You want to go
51 Post contains images Boeing4ever : Singapore Airlines Limited-A subsidiary of Singapore Airlines Group – A Member of Star Alliance - 49% owner of Virgin Atlantic Airways Limited - Cre
52 Goose : China Airlines: "You've Seen Us Drive, Now Watch us Fly!"
53 Asmtrd : NWA- No wait awhile for you flight Mesaba- #1 airline for turbo props TWA- Our spirit is still in the air US Air- Back and out of court America West-
54 Motorhussy : GOOSE You're bound to ruffle some feathers with that one, but heck, you made me laugh and that aint easy! Air Canada: "Fly us now while you've still g
55 JMChladek : Any Canadian Airline: "Take off, eh!" AWA "Come fly through the desert on a plane with no name" Pan Am III "Many good films have low budget sequels, t
56 Post contains images Kjet12 : Easyjet: Orange you glad we didn't say BA? Big Sky: Don't you wish we used more of it? Qantas: The outback is just a hop, skip, and a jump away! El Al
57 Motorhussy : Hey thanks Kjet12 (Kris)... United or Air Canada? Regards MH
58 BOAC : QANTAS - Quite a nice time arrived safely Virgin (insert name of your own "pet-hate" airline) - Sorry - you're confusing us with an airline who gives
59 Reggaebird : Aeroflot - We're As Warm As Russians Can Be So Bring A Heavy Coat Aeroflot - Western Aircraft To All Of Our Best Destinations - Lenin Forgive Us! Aer
60 ClipperNo1 : Northwest - 'That 60's Show' Air Canada - 'Your grandparents were first, now you can be the last to fly us' Iraqi Airways - 'The safest airline in the
61 IloveBOI : Northwest: Fly with the lazy crap for craps! P.S. Got that from homestarrunner.com Original quote: Why you lazy crap for crap!
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