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Why Do You Love Iberia?  
User currently offlineGoAround From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 616 posts, RR: 0
Posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 2646 times:

Please tell me why you love Iberia.

I love Iberia because when you fly longhaul, the F/As are rude, the food is poor, the service is worse, the IFE is bad, the comfort is low and the new President is ugly  Smile

I love Iberia because they have renamed their inflight snack service 'Sandwich Time,' you have to lick your yoghurt spoon to stir the tea, and they have blue seats.

But most importantly, they SMELL!

Why do YOU love Iberia?


GoAround
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User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 2626 times:

I love Iberia because when you fly longhaul, the F/As are rude, the food is poor, the service is worse, the IFE is bad, the comfort is low and the new President is ugly

Are you sure that this topic is actually about Iberia and not about Lufthansa?

Patrick


User currently offlineKilavoud From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2604 times:

If you do not like Iberia you T ake A nother P lane !

User currently offlineTavong From Colombia, joined Jul 2001, 835 posts, RR: 4
Reply 3, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2597 times:

Well i love Bieria cause they destroy every airline they put their claws on.


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User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2565 times:

Well i love Bieria cause they destroy every airline they put their claws on.

I ask again, do you guys really mean IB or LH instead?

Patrick


User currently offlineCALMSP From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 3939 posts, RR: 7
Reply 5, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2518 times:
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b/c spanish girls are hot!!!!!!!!


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User currently offline767-332ER From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 2030 posts, RR: 10
Reply 6, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2506 times:

b/c spanish girls are hot!!!!!!!!

My girlfriend is spanish, and she is damn hot...i recomend if anyone is thinking about getting a spanish g/f, go to andalucia, southern spain, great women!!



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User currently offlineGoAround From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 616 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2504 times:

Yeah, Spanish girls are hot... So Iberia gives them a really coool uniform and they end up about as hot as a ~cold thing~, which rhymes with ming...

There are so many lovely people in Spain... where DO Iberia get their F/As?!

GoAround



GoAround
User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2500 times:

b/c spanish girls are hot!!!!!!!!

I agree!

Patrick <-- who has a German girlfriend (but she is also hot  Smile/happy/getting dizzy)



User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19204 posts, RR: 52
Reply 9, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2483 times:

b/c spanish girls are hot!!!!!!!!

I agree!

Patrick <-- who has a German girlfriend (but she is also hot )


I agree!

James <--- who has a British fiance - and who is hot, hot, hot. So hot in fact, she burns my tongue.  Wink/being sarcastic

*Edited because I don't have a girlfriend - I have a fiance.*

[Edited 2003-09-18 22:57:34]


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineDispatch From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2474 times:

Do I love Iberia??
Why should I love Iberia??
I've never flown Iberia!!
I don't want to love Iberia!!

Peter


User currently offlineKjet12 From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 975 posts, RR: 8
Reply 11, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2463 times:

Spanish girls are hot, but they sure aren't flying, or working, on Iberia! On my transatlantic flights, they were very senior. Also like to add that they forgot to do the safety demo on a few of my flights!

Remember that Iberia = Idiodic Bi***es de Espana Ruining International Air-travel!

Kris



AA - Doing what we do best.
User currently offlineDC-10 Levo From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2001, 3432 posts, RR: 3
Reply 12, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 2443 times:

I think they have on of the best liveries around!

DC-10


User currently offlineLa Carlota From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 358 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 2378 times:

IB should be retired from the Airline industry. They don't deserve to fly!!!


Tango Tango Fox
User currently offlineLHR340 From United Kingdom, joined Apr 2003, 877 posts, RR: 1
Reply 14, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 2346 times:

I love Iberia because there cheap, they get me to Spain and back with nice comfy seats and they fly the A340  Big grin and all my experiences with them have been good, same with a lot of other people I know.

LHR340



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User currently offlineStefandotde From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 2336 times:

Calota: "IB should be retired from the Airline industry. They don't deserve to fly!!!"
Can you tell us, why? And: Who deserves to fly? Who can decide that? Which criteria do you have?

And Sabena-Patrick: let me check if your gf is hot hot hot  Wink/being sarcastic Joke. But no joke: there is not only prejudice against LH - also IB


User currently offlineLa Carlota From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 358 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 2307 times:

Stefandotde:
All the reasons for my opinion on IB were said in this thread:
-- F/A's are rude (and arrogant I'd add)
-- Food is poor
-- IFE is bad
-- Ground personnel is not professional at all
-- They destroy every airline they put their claws on
-- Planes are dirty and smell
-- They're never on time
-- They're expensive

I've flown them 79 times and 65,184 miles, and have a lot of painful experiences with them.

My criteria for saying they don't deserve to fly is that flying is such a nice thing to do, that should be reserved to those who really care and enjoy it. IB (except for their pilots, which I'm sure they do) don't seem to enjoy it at all!!



Tango Tango Fox
User currently offlineDoorsToManual From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 2301 times:

I've flown Iberia a few times from Madrid to Argentina (all on A340s). They sure do offer some very good fares. The rest is average.

rgds


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