MSYtristar From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 6242 posts, RR: 51 Reply 2, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2309 times:
Flyguyclt From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 537 posts, RR: 9 Reply 3, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2295 times:
Flyguyclt From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 537 posts, RR: 9 Reply 4, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2290 times:
Flyguyclt From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 537 posts, RR: 9 Reply 6, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2268 times:
Dutchjet From Netherlands, joined Oct 2000, 7864 posts, RR: 58 Reply 7, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2266 times:
United.......the Wings of Bankruptcy.
That was mean, just teasing, I hope that UA works it out if only for its employees that have worked hard and gotten a tough deal. United could use the old National theme. FLY TED, with a Queer Eye twist......FLY TED, FLY SAFE, it works for me!
Braniff, just before its bankruptcy, was going to use the slogan:
Aa757first From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 3338 posts, RR: 9 Reply 9, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2225 times:
They should bring back the old stuff. United Come Fly the Friendly Skies, nwa Some People Just Know How To Fly (not too old), ect. ect.
Graham697 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 350 posts, RR: 0 Reply 10, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2204 times:
Star Airlines - The Star of the American Sky
Delta Air Lines - The Only "Air Lines"
Southwest - The Flying Beach Ball
America West - You pay for our leases
United - Falling
Zippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 4720 posts, RR: 13 Reply 11, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 2184 times:
1. For Ghana Air: You can smell the experience (dried fish heads)
2. Aerofloat: Ve stay ink air now
3. Hooters: Our girls jiggle but, our planes do not wiggle
4. Air France: Bonjour; we don't like Americans but, we have the most flights from our country to the United States.
Some fictitious airlines:
1. Lollapaluza- Grungy planes and head banging flying
2. Bee Bop: Hey, there's Song
3. Air Generic: a Plane flying experience.
4. W-E-O: Where Economy Originates
5. "PlummetAir" : Never a dull moment; Russian planes and rookie flight crews!
FlyCaledonian From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2003, 1965 posts, RR: 3 Reply 12, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 2168 times:
Virgin Atlantic - I'm Richard - Fly me!
Ryanair - we're so cheap because we bus you most of the way
CanadianNorth From Canada, joined Aug 2002, 3371 posts, RR: 10 Reply 13, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 2126 times:
"WestJet - We're not part of Air Canada. And thats a good thing."
"NWT Air - Come wait with us!"
"Air North Yukon's Airline - Taking the long way every other day."
NWAFA From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1893 posts, RR: 16 Reply 14, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2094 times:
Aa757First
NWA's NEW one is "Now your flying Smart" (thought I would share that with you)..should be, were trying to catch up, one day it will happen...
Now for the others -
Southwest-We pack'em in, were late, not so friendly, and FILTHY airplanes, But we will get you there
United -We Paid Our Bills!
American - I still dont give a SH%#
Delta - Thats the way we always have done it
Us Air - Trouble What Trouble
JetBlue- Were making money right now because we dont have to Pay Airbus for another year and we make our employees work there butts off!
Alaska - tammy Fae Bakers on our tail
Frontier- Gotta' Love Our Tail's
Contiential - Drink the cool-aid
America West- See we are a real airline
Spirit - Who?
KLM - You do as I say
AirFrance - Who needs America - we do with the most flights
Singapore - Our Girls are pretty and not safe
ANA - Anything you want
AirCanada - Got Money
Virgin - Im Richard, and I have class
THANK YOU FOR FLYING NORTHWEST AIRLINES, WE TRULY APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS!
Flyguyclt From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 537 posts, RR: 9 Reply 18, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2021 times:
It is not possible, and my colleague will tell you the same !
F9Fan From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 689 posts, RR: 3 Reply 20, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1976 times:
Well, I suppose Frontier's slogan could be, "We don't mind if you stare at our tails."
Aa757first From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 3338 posts, RR: 9 Reply 21, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1949 times:
MoodyBlues From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 142 posts, RR: 5 Reply 22, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1893 times:
NWAFA, you obviously don't fly WN often, and must have had a bad experience.. Sorry
or maybe jealous of the "Liar Liar, Pant's on Fire" that Southwest jabbed back @ NW for claiming to be better than WN several years back.
Flyguyclt From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 537 posts, RR: 9 Reply 23, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1887 times:
Southwest Airlines : "The Clampets are comming! The Clampets are comming!"
Skip7966 From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 119 posts, RR: 0 Reply 24, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1873 times:
American- If another airline flew that route, we bought them and cancelled it.
25 MoodyBlues: Flyguyclt, ok, that made me laugh... Though I still wonder why WN gets the "White Trash Airlines" accusations. Southwest Airlines "A Symbol of Freedom
26 Flyguyclt: Moody: Many Thanks. We all need to laugh on here and in life just a little more ! Happy New Year and Safe Flying Guy ! BTW, I think SWA is a great air
27 Necigrad: Braniff.... Yes, we know it looks like a pumpkin, but it's airworthy, we promise!
28 Goingboeing: For those who like to bash Southwest I'll offer this as my 2004 peace offering: Southwest - You get what you pay for All other US domestic carriers -
29 Pkone: Aerolineas Argentinas: "Bring your own rosary beads...and leave the rest to us!"
30 Greattrvlagent: Now these all made me laugh - thanks, I really needed that...
31 Aussieboggie: Thai Airways - "Gotta Love Our Shrimp, It Is Better Than the Thai Silk" Pacific Blue (Virgin Blue NZ) - "I lost My Virgin, Yupe! Err... Where is My Vi
32 EA CO AS: Southwest Airlines - Because White Trash Needs To Fly, Too US Airways - We Keep Coming Back Like a Bad Penny American Airlines - Resistance is Futile.
33 EZYAirbus: easyJet - just like boarding a bus, 149 seated 40 standing
34 VSGirl: British Airways - "Can We Land" Virgin Atlantic - "Our Captains are always happy " My Travel - "Always Late"
35 United4ever: Thai: Come fly the friendly Thais Air India: Tikka look at our service China Airlines: Your kids will love our rubber slides China Airlines: Win a fre
36 UA744Flagship: United4ever, those are HIGHlarious! Lufthansa: You vill fly Lufthansa, and you VILL like it! Air France: Voulez vous volez avec moi?
37 United4ever: Just a couple more. myTravel: A huge incentive to diet China Airlines: Over 99% of our flights get there Mike
38 Sturdy: It would be: "Cheapest airline in the world, bring your own parachute"
39 InnocuousFox: EA_CO_AS is the winner, by my vote! Those were hillarious! As for mine... Virgin Atlantic - "Only one person at a time in OUR lavatories!" Air Plain -
40 TOLtommy: USair begins with US, not U Northwest begins with NO :D
41 Yanksn4: Better Airlines- "Hey what else is out there?"
42 BR715-A1-30: Northwest: Some Idiots just know who to fly.[Edited 2004-01-02 18:37:55]
44 TOLtommy: BR715 - You might want to rethink your post. "Suggest Deletion" is looking good right now...
45 BR715-A1-30: Tacky, but funny. USAir: We learn something from every crash (as taken from Kevin Nealon) Valujet: Good Times, Great Fares, Bad Planes
46 Nycfuturepilot: Thomas Cook- Better than hooters air. Note: A couple was caught having sex on a Thomas Cook Flight last week. http://www.airliners.net/discussions/gen
47 Britishmidland: AA/Iberia (Oneworld): 1 out of 10 Hispanics choose us over rafts into Miami.
48 Dtw757: Northwest: Some Idiots just know who to fly. Everyone is intitled to their opinion. So here's mine-I fly NW and I don't think I'm an idiot, others may
49 Goingboeing: Northwest: Some Idiots just know who to fly. Everyone is intitled to their opinion. So here's mine-I fly NW and I don't think I'm an idiot, others may
50 Alcregular: MyTravel: We`ll take you there (but by the time you get there, it will be time to come home)
51 Marcopolo747: OSAMA AIR : Stay at home ! Stay alive ! .
52 NWAA330: Majors in hub markets: "Like you have a choice?" Frontier: "Things could get wild" NW/UA transpacific: "If old chicks are your thing..."
53 Transcon1976: EA_CO_AS I am laughing so hard that I have tears in my eyes! Thanks for the laugh! American Airlines - Doing our best to see that you have no other ch
54 JetBluefan1: JetBlue used to be, "Somebody up there likes you." Now its, "It's not the only way to fly, but it should be -- JetBlue Airways." My favorite one for J
55 Transcon1976: Delta Air Lines - We also have a LCC that sports leather seats, inflight entertainment, more leg room and nicer employees...BUT You're paying triple f
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