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Ever Hallucinate On A Flight?  
User currently offlineLearjet23 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 1959 times:

Back in 1968 I was flying Southern Airlines from ATL to MEM. Being the long hair freak I was, I had some electric kool aid for dinner before the flight. I started to imagine the pilots were these monkeys from the Chimp Channel! And one was pulling the yoke back and forth while the other was running the throttle back and forth in as fast as he could! The plane was doing this porpousing thing, up and down... Then one monkey slapped the hat off the other monkey, and they rolled all over the floor fighting tooth and nail! I wanted to yell for the F/A but they were all dressed in these outrageous drag queen costumes, and on roller skates, serving the food like freaking car hops! And oh yes, the guy in the wool looking suite from all those Hitchcock movies, was sitting on the left engine, trying to light a joint!

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User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Reply 1, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 1943 times:




America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8193 posts, RR: 24
Reply 2, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 1925 times:

Define "electric kool aid."


This Website Censors Me
User currently offlineDeltaSFO From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 2488 posts, RR: 22
Reply 3, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 1914 times:

And they let you into the Army?


It's a new day. Every moment matters. Now, more than ever.
User currently offlineArtsyman From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 4745 posts, RR: 34
Reply 4, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 1908 times:

Almost. It has been discussed on here that many people experience the odd sensation of push back from the gate before you actually push back. It feels as if you are moving, but when you look out the window, you clearly are not.

J


User currently offlineSolnabo From Sweden, joined Jan 2008, 850 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 1891 times:

Is you´re middlename pothead back in -68, or maybe flowerchild  Insane

Michael//SE



Airbus SAS - Love them both
User currently onlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39691 posts, RR: 75
Reply 6, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 1885 times:

Learjet23:
Funny story man! Big grin

Stay off the psychadelic stuff.



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineLearjet23 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 1885 times:

Hey! It's comedy guys! I was a writer for 22 years before I got cancer, now sitting around in a W/C has really driven me nuts!

User currently offlineLearjet23 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 1875 times:

WE HAVE A WINNER! SUPERFLY!!!

User currently offlineTjwgrr From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 2420 posts, RR: 3
Reply 9, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1784 times:

".....and you smile...... oooh oohh.... But Captain Jack will get you high tonight, with a little push, and you'll be smilin'!"


Direct KNOBS, maintain 2700' until established on the localizer, cleared ILS runway 26 left approach.
User currently offlineMoolies From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1735 times:

to answer the question, with a question?

ever managed to sneak E or A onto a plane, if you get away with it you will never regret it.


User currently offlineLeviticus From New Zealand, joined Oct 2007, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1716 times:

Moolies,

Have you ?


User currently offlineMjszanto From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 205 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1718 times:

Artsyman,

That's a fascinating concept that you're talking about. I thought I was the only one who felt movement before push back. Perhaps, it's a little too much enthusiasm for getting going after waiting for the plane for an hour and lining up to board.


User currently offlineSWA TPA From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 1559 posts, RR: 34
Reply 13, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1711 times:


Hey! I do that pushback thing Artsyman was talking about on a regular basis! I always just thought I was weird or something. I would swear that the plane is pushing back from the gate when its not!

SWA TPA



I believe I can fly.....
User currently offlineCessnababe From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 39 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1689 times:

Lay off that catnip before a flight.

User currently offlineUAL747DEN From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2392 posts, RR: 11
Reply 15, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1665 times:

I truly hope no one tries that on any flight im on. You never know what that stuff is going to do to you and you might be the next topless lady screaming on a flight! In today's world I wouldn't suggest it on a plane...


/// UNITED AIRLINES
User currently offlineRongotai From New Zealand, joined Sep 2000, 477 posts, RR: 2
Reply 16, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1657 times:

I had this hallucination once that I arrived at a clean airport that seemed uncrowded, and that I passed through immigration in three minutes, and that everybody smiled and was polite, and my bag was already there when I got to the carousel. Then I realised that I wasn't halucinating - I was at Singapore.

User currently offlineMoolies From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1648 times:

i will try nearly anything once, so that should answer ur question

User currently offlineB747-437B From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (10 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1577 times:

I wanted to yell for the F/A but they were all dressed in these outrageous drag queen costumes, and on roller skates, serving the food like freaking car hops!

Are you sure you weren't just flying Braniff?


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