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Paris Hilton's Carry On...  
User currently offlineBrido From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 160 posts, RR: 1
Posted (10 years 9 months 1 day ago) and read 8041 times:





Daily Dish   Thursday, February 5, 2004


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HILTON TRIES TO BOARD PLANE WITH A GOAT
Hotel heiress Paris Hilton stunned airline officials on a recent flight from Las Vegas to Los Angeles -- by trying to bring her pet goat on board.

The blonde beauty had purchased three new pets -- the goat, a ferret and a monkey -- on her trip to Sin City and wanted to jet them all back to her Beverly Hills home.

But, unfortunately for Paris, air officials were unsympathetic to her plans and immediately turned the quartet away. So the 22-year-old socialite had to make do with a six-hour limousine ride instead.

She says, "I tried to take them on a plane and the flight attendants thought I was insane. They were like, 'This isn't a traveling circus -- you're not bringing a goat on a plane.'"



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User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (10 years 9 months 1 day ago) and read 7977 times:

and the flight attendants thought I was insane

hmm, wonder why how they got that impression....


Darwin award anyone?  Big grin


User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8315 posts, RR: 23
Reply 2, posted (10 years 9 months 1 day ago) and read 7963 times:

"Do they sell walls there?"

Dumb as a brick, she is.



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User currently offlineTheFLCowboy From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 405 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (10 years 9 months 1 day ago) and read 7937 times:

Moron.

Paris Hilton should lock herself in the closet.

Her sister Nicky however.  Big thumbs up



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User currently offlineKimmykun From United States of America, joined Dec 2002, 445 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (10 years 9 months 1 day ago) and read 7937 times:

God, who cares? I am so sick of that woman. Ugh.

User currently offlineDeltaMIA From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 1672 posts, RR: 17
Reply 5, posted (10 years 9 months 1 day ago) and read 7929 times:

This could not have been a commercial flight. No way does a monkey, a goat, a ferret and a Paris get through security checkpoint to even see the flight attendants.


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User currently offlineGreg From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (10 years 9 months 1 day ago) and read 7927 times:

Dumb like a fox.
She knows exactly what she it doing.
She is a publicity machine.


User currently offlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13668 posts, RR: 61
Reply 7, posted (10 years 9 months 23 hours ago) and read 7778 times:
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This could not have been a commercial flight. No way does a monkey, a goat, a ferret and a Paris get through security checkpoint to even see the flight attendants.

That's precisely what I was thinking! Either the report is inaccurate, or it's an outright lie.



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User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8315 posts, RR: 23
Reply 8, posted (10 years 9 months 23 hours ago) and read 7674 times:

Or she's just too dumb to realize who she's talking to.


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User currently offlineUpgradeplease From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 106 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (10 years 9 months 23 hours ago) and read 7673 times:

"Paris Hilton should lock herself in the closet."
She could lock herself in my closet if she wants  Big thumbs up....I have to agree this story is false. Cute though.



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User currently offlineN754pr From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (10 years 9 months 23 hours ago) and read 7638 times:

What Americans will do always makes me laugh  Smile/happy/getting dizzy.

Like the guy in San Diego that used 25 cans of Cockroach spray in is house, then it exploded  Nuts


User currently offlineStartvalve From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (10 years 9 months 23 hours ago) and read 7584 times:

I am surprised she lowered herself to flying commercial airlines.

User currently offlineBongo From Colombia, joined Oct 2003, 1863 posts, RR: 5
Reply 12, posted (10 years 9 months 23 hours ago) and read 7556 times:

Really really I would prefer a Goat inside a plane than a dog  Big grin


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User currently offlineAlitalia744 From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 4753 posts, RR: 45
Reply 13, posted (10 years 9 months 23 hours ago) and read 7528 times:

Yet Hilton Hotel bookings were up 68% vs. YAG.


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User currently offlineHNLFlyboy From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 321 posts, RR: 1
Reply 14, posted (10 years 9 months 23 hours ago) and read 7484 times:

I'm so sure that Miss Hilton would be doing an LAS-LAX leg commercially...and her father is.....? You all are kidding me right? I am sure that she uses her daddy's airplane for her little hops. Isn't it funny, some kids ask their dads, "Dad, can I use the car tonight?" and some kids ask their dads, "Dad, can I borrow the airplane tonight?"

I am sure this story is a fake...great publicity though. Who needs to be paying those big name ad agencies, big bucks to come up with campaigns. Just have a daughter named Paris....


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (10 years 9 months 23 hours ago) and read 7434 times:

Notice the report never specified an airline.... for all we know, this could have been a private jet parked next to the airport perimeter, little time for anyone to reprimand her about animals.

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User currently offlineNoonerlicious From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 39 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (10 years 9 months 22 hours ago) and read 7301 times:

Hey! Did you hear about the blonde that tried to board a plane with a ferret, monkey and a goat? BAHAHAHA...it sounds like a good joke...someone help me finish it...I'm still laughing that she even tried...LOL

User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (10 years 9 months 22 hours ago) and read 7248 times:

That wasn't just a goat, that was her new boyfriend!

User currently offlineJcded From Switzerland, joined Jan 2004, 213 posts, RR: 1
Reply 18, posted (10 years 9 months 22 hours ago) and read 7212 times:

at least this new boyfriend won't video tape the performance

doesn't she fly private?



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User currently offlineA330Fan1 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 856 posts, RR: 11
Reply 19, posted (10 years 9 months 22 hours ago) and read 7209 times:

Couldn't they have put her pets in those cages that they put dogs or cats in?

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User currently offlineNoonerlicious From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 39 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (10 years 9 months 22 hours ago) and read 7159 times:

Jcded wrote:

at least this new boyfriend won't video tape the performance

doesn't she fly private?...

well she's not private anymore, I think she went "commercial" with the "video"....Bahahahahaha

and a great finish to my joke by Srbmod, "That wasn't just a goat, that was her new boyfriend!"...very nice!


User currently offlineKalakaua From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 1516 posts, RR: 5
Reply 21, posted (10 years 9 months 22 hours ago) and read 7116 times:

Don't carry-ons have specific dimensions to be considered a "carry-on? It'd be interesting if M. Hilton did put her "pets" into those thing-a-majigs...


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User currently offlineElwood64151 From United States of America, joined Feb 2002, 2477 posts, RR: 6
Reply 22, posted (10 years 9 months 22 hours ago) and read 7074 times:

Paris get through security checkpoint to even see the flight attendants.

You're assuming they were flight attendants. Remember, we're talking about someone who does not have the wherewithall to form cohesive sentences in her nationally televised un-Reality TV show.

They were probably ticket counter agents who told her, "No way!"

Like the guy in San Diego that used 25 cans of Cockroach spray in is house, then it exploded

1. Insecticides are rarely explosive.
2. The man would have succumbed to the fumes himself after 25 cans.

I'm so sure that Miss Hilton would be doing an LAS-LAX leg commercially

Ever heard of "Executive Beechcraft?"




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User currently offlineAvObserver From United States of America, joined Apr 2002, 2472 posts, RR: 9
Reply 23, posted (10 years 9 months 22 hours ago) and read 7009 times:

Maybe Paris should get a human brain from a medical lab and put that in a Carry-On, it might help. Even an average dead brain has got to have more activity than the one she's got, though I must admit that even she's a scholar compared to that turnup she calls a pal, Nicole.  Big grin

User currently offlineTWAMD-80 From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 1006 posts, RR: 4
Reply 24, posted (10 years 9 months 22 hours ago) and read 6937 times:

DeltaMIA:

This could not have been a commercial flight. No way does a monkey, a goat, a ferret and a Paris get through security checkpoint to even see the flight attendants.

 Laugh out loud Hahahaha that was a good one!

TW



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25 Q330 : I heard somewhere that an old lady once tried (supposedly innocently) to take a fully fueled chainsaw through security. Take your pick of which is stu
26 DeltaMIA : "You're assuming they were flight attendants. Remember, we're talking about someone who does not have the wherewithall to form cohesive sentences in h
27 Gigneil : I love Paris Hilton so much words can't express it. N
28 Post contains links Russophile : I wonder if it was the same goat. HEADLINE -- Paris Hilton Taped Blowing Goat, World Shrugs http://www.irrmag.com/cgi-bin/article.pl?news+hilton
29 Tiger119 : I can not believe in my heart of hearts that there would be a mistake written in an article released by the media.
30 Freshlove1 : Yeah I heard about the chainsaw inncident also...what are people thinking!!!!!
31 NIKV69 : Paris Hilton is one hot chick, but she is pretty stupid and is riding daddy's money, if it wasn't for the fact she is hot and could make a living mode
32 Post contains images Diesel1 : As well as this story about the goat, ferret and monkey, I heard her beaver gets alot of exposure too?
33 Bluewave 707 : This woman's 15 minutes of fame is running out. A pretty face, nice body, and a bunch of bad decisions ... it's all about hype and publicity. Fluff to
34 Jcded : Diesel1: ....beaver gets alot of exposure OUCHH!!!! She's just way too clueless to be hot
35 Greg : Unfortunatley, Miss Hilton will be with us some time longer... She signed a recording deal last month... She has already signed for a clothing line...
36 Post contains images ElectraBob : Where are the A&E "Airline" cameras when we really need them???
37 DeltaMD-88 : She is very dumb but hott as hell
38 Noonerlicious : I could inquire.........I wonder if she was feeling squirrelly, needing a banana, or just feeling BaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhDDDDDDDDD. Ask yourself which one?
39 Cadet93 : What I cant believe is that after that show, her parents, or guardians, or whom ever is suppose to be looking out for her, even let her out in public.
40 NIKV69 : Cadet93, Here parents are to blame, she is totally spoiled and will inherit her fathers hotel empire. Plus she was gifted with a killer body and good
41 Post contains images Thrust : I second Gigneil's comment...though she acts like a total loser, the fact that she's really hot makes me ignore how she acts
42 Behramjee : I find her sister NICKY more hotter and good looking than PARIS anyday!!!
43 Post contains images Thrust : True, True, Behramjee, but that doesn't mean Paris is still hot
44 Post contains images Petazulu : Paris is not hot guys. I have met her several times. It goes to show you what $$ can salvage. She grew up living in the Waldorf-Astoria. Her parents a
45 Post contains images Olympus69 : I wouldn't be surprised if she was trying to get her animals on a WN flight - just so that she could get on "Airline"
46 NIKV69 : Nicky is better looking but Paris' body is awesome!!!!!!!!!!
47 Post contains images CcrlR : Where was Tinkerbell at this situation when you need her. Small dogs do wonders at airports. . Someone should have told her that what you couldn't do
48 Don : I think the story was mis-reported. I am sure it went like this. Flight Attendant: You can`t bring that skinny cow into the plane Paris Hilton : This
49 Noonerlicious : Don wrote: I think the story was mis-reported. I am sure it went like this. Flight Attendant: You can`t bring that skinny cow into the plane Paris Hil
50 AlekToronto : Why does America care about Paris Hilton???? what has she done except spend lots of money, party everynite and wear lots of makeup??? I don't even fin
51 B744 : I agree. I sometimes see her mentioned on the E Channel. Can't seem to figure out what all the fuss is about. She's not that hot.
52 Richardw : I wonder if there is anyone out there called Madrid Melia, if not may be they should make it up.
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