CoTXDFW777AA From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 321 posts, RR: 1 Reply 4, posted (8 years 3 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2939 times:
"Who is better Airbus or Boeing" someone from airliners might hear you.
Acidradio From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 1823 posts, RR: 12 Reply 6, posted (8 years 3 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 2796 times:
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"Do you know how important I am?" Don't say something like that. It just shows how unimportant you are.
AirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 12883 posts, RR: 30 Reply 10, posted (8 years 3 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 2679 times:
I wonder what the cop would do if you really said that to him/her. Now that would be a great TV movie, dont ya think? LOL just kidding!!
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UA777222 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 3348 posts, RR: 16 Reply 11, posted (8 years 3 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2619 times:
"Hey man how much longer do we have to wait? This bomb in my shoe is really starting to kill me"
"I never knew a pound of pot could fit up my butt so easily"
"Hey you wouln't happen to have a light, this c4 is giving me a hard time"
Im just getten started but don't worry I'll be back!
UA777222 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 3348 posts, RR: 16 Reply 12, posted (8 years 3 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2589 times:
COTXDFW777AA,
Your's reminds me of this time we were waiting for our A320 to be fixed at YYZ and I was talking to the pilot and I said
"Don't you just hate having to have the stick on the side and no yoke?" and on and on just keepen w/ the airbus bashing.
"kid if you were smart you would go away b/c at the rate your going you might want to go to that gate over there and jump on that flight, I hear they're flying a 767, you'll fit right in w/ them!"
He was kidding and we actually talked for a while and he let me in the jump all the way to the sec b4 closing the door and pushback.
AirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 12883 posts, RR: 30 Reply 13, posted (8 years 3 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2548 times:
FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait! Thats for the movie theatre! Oops!
Why not just stick up the middle finger like the two dudes did in Brazil....LOL!
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VC10BOAC From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 368 posts, RR: 0 Reply 14, posted (8 years 3 months 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2414 times:
On New years day this year I had just arrived from LHR and was standing in the immigration line at JFK. Someone in line asked the question what would make the immigration officers suspect that a passenger trying to enter the country could be a terrorist. Without thinking I turned around to him and said "Well... the wires sticking out of their pockets might be an indication that this is someone who they would want to take a good look at." Some of the people around me who heard this thought it was funny and laughed, but I looked around nervously thinking "Oh oh... maybe I should not have said that" Anyway I was not handcuffed and thrown to the ground or anything like that, but what do you think? Could this statement have gotten me in trouble?
Cmckeithen From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 617 posts, RR: 2 Reply 15, posted (8 years 3 months 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2399 times:
Depends on the mood. If everyone around you was laughing, I highly doubt it. A little sense of humor is okay and I think Customs and TSA allow some of it to a degree.
VSLover From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2004, 1886 posts, RR: 27 Reply 16, posted (8 years 3 months 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 2315 times:
VC10BOAC-
yes, you are very lucky you were shackled and thrown to the ground right there! those people in the immigration hall at jfk are such jerks! never have i found ANY of them pleasant.
oh, and i had my mobile confiscated once, and yelled at another time--note, i wasnt actually ON the phone, i pulled it out to check the time--which is not prohibited, as only being ON the phone is. so i had to argue that both times to keep my phone.
RiverVisualNYC From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 930 posts, RR: 4 Reply 17, posted (8 years 3 months 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2259 times:
Well, you shouldn't borrow someone else's mobile and call your wife and tell her you were kidnapped by Al Qaeda, as that Moroccan guy from Chicago did last week....
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