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What You Should Not Say In An Airport  
User currently offlineCmckeithen From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 617 posts, RR: 1
Posted (11 years 11 months 3 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 6425 times:

When walking through security or onto a a/c if your family member or relatives name is Jack, you never want to scream out:

HIJACK

Any more you can think off pass them along!!!

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User currently offlineJhooper From United States of America, joined Dec 2001, 6210 posts, RR: 11
Reply 1, posted (11 years 11 months 3 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 6413 times:

say "Hey Jack".

Don't say "bomb".



Last year 1,944 New Yorkers saw something and said something.
User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (11 years 11 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 6288 times:

Don't say "bomb"

Like that one scene in "Meet The Parents":

Norm: You threatened that stewardess with a bomb.

Greg Focker: No I said I didn't have a bomb.

Norm: But you said bomb.

Greg Focker: What is wrong with saying bomb on an airplane?

Norm: You can't say bomb on an airplane.

Greg Focker: Bomb bomb bomb bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb bomb bomb. During the war I was a BOMBadier.


User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 56
Reply 3, posted (11 years 11 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 6197 times:

"Be careful with that, theres a bomb in there....."

As was said by a stupid british girl to U.S security recently i remember  Insane



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineCoTXDFW777AA From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 321 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (11 years 11 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 6179 times:

"Who is better Airbus or Boeing" someone from airliners might hear you.

-COTXDFW777AA



Texas- it's like a whole different country!
User currently offlineDutchjet From Netherlands, joined Oct 2000, 7864 posts, RR: 55
Reply 5, posted (11 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 6137 times:

Hey, Osama, our gate has been changed, we are now departing from C2........

User currently offlineAcidradio From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 1880 posts, RR: 9
Reply 6, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 6036 times:
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"Do you know how important I am?" Don't say something like that. It just shows how unimportant you are.


Ich haben zwei Platzspielen und ein Microphone
User currently offlineFlyIGuy From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 1309 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 5993 times:

Never say to the airport Police " Hey, Didn't I see you get your butt kicked last night on Cops ? "


The opinions I post are of mine and mine alone, not of the airline I work for.
User currently offlineFunFlyer From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 866 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 5986 times:

excuse me lay off my shoes theres a bomb in there



or




please sir can you pass the gray pu bomb






Who cares about status?
User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 30262 posts, RR: 57
Reply 9, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 5951 times:

Never say to the airport Police " Hey, Didn't I see you get your butt kicked last night on Cops ? "


ROTFLMAO!!!!

I am going to have to remember that one.



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineAirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 14150 posts, RR: 23
Reply 10, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 5919 times:

I wonder what the cop would do if you really said that to him/her. Now that would be a great TV movie, dont ya think? LOL just kidding!!


A Safe Flight Begins With Quality Maintenance On The Ground.
User currently offlineUA777222 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 3348 posts, RR: 10
Reply 11, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 5859 times:

"Hey man how much longer do we have to wait? This bomb in my shoe is really starting to kill me"

"I never knew a pound of pot could fit up my butt so easily"

"Hey you wouln't happen to have a light, this c4 is giving me a hard time"

Im just getten started but don't worry I'll be back!


UA777222



"It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark."
User currently offlineUA777222 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 3348 posts, RR: 10
Reply 12, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 5829 times:

COTXDFW777AA,
Your's reminds me of this time we were waiting for our A320 to be fixed at YYZ and I was talking to the pilot and I said
"Don't you just hate having to have the stick on the side and no yoke?" and on and on just keepen w/ the airbus bashing.

"kid if you were smart you would go away b/c at the rate your going you might want to go to that gate over there and jump on that flight, I hear they're flying a 767, you'll fit right in w/ them!"

He was kidding and we actually talked for a while and he let me in the jump all the way to the sec b4 closing the door and pushback.

UA777222



"It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark."
User currently offlineAirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 14150 posts, RR: 23
Reply 13, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 5788 times:

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait! Thats for the movie theatre! Oops!

Why not just stick up the middle finger like the two dudes did in Brazil....LOL!



A Safe Flight Begins With Quality Maintenance On The Ground.
User currently offlineVC10BOAC From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 409 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 5654 times:

On New years day this year I had just arrived from LHR and was standing in the immigration line at JFK. Someone in line asked the question what would make the immigration officers suspect that a passenger trying to enter the country could be a terrorist. Without thinking I turned around to him and said "Well... the wires sticking out of their pockets might be an indication that this is someone who they would want to take a good look at." Some of the people around me who heard this thought it was funny and laughed, but I looked around nervously thinking "Oh oh... maybe I should not have said that" Anyway I was not handcuffed and thrown to the ground or anything like that, but what do you think? Could this statement have gotten me in trouble?

User currently offlineCmckeithen From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 617 posts, RR: 1
Reply 15, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 5639 times:

Depends on the mood. If everyone around you was laughing, I highly doubt it. A little sense of humor is okay and I think Customs and TSA allow some of it to a degree.

User currently offlineVSLover From United States of America, joined exactly 12 years ago today! , 1904 posts, RR: 20
Reply 16, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 5555 times:

VC10BOAC-

yes, you are very lucky you were shackled and thrown to the ground right there! those people in the immigration hall at jfk are such jerks! never have i found ANY of them pleasant.

oh, and i had my mobile confiscated once, and yelled at another time--note, i wasnt actually ON the phone, i pulled it out to check the time--which is not prohibited, as only being ON the phone is. so i had to argue that both times to keep my phone.


User currently offlineRiverVisualNYC From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 930 posts, RR: 2
Reply 17, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 5499 times:

Well, you shouldn't borrow someone else's mobile and call your wife and tell her you were kidnapped by Al Qaeda, as that Moroccan guy from Chicago did last week....

User currently offlineVC10BOAC From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 409 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 5469 times:

The signs at JFK say that phones should be turned off.

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