Noonerlicious From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 39 posts, RR: 0 Reply 1, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1983 times:
I heard that this was Hooters airline.....hey! where did all the Hooter girls go? you know this is not Mexico so you better come out!....hahaha...I know that was bad! :-P
Ual747den From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2225 posts, RR: 13 Reply 3, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1964 times:
Bruce From United States of America, joined May 1999, 5025 posts, RR: 17 Reply 7, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1881 times:
My vote goes to the Frontier comment.
a Whole New Kind of Animal!
Bruce Leibowitz - Jackson, MS (KJAN) - Canon 50D/100-400L IS lens
JetBluefan1 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2784 posts, RR: 15 Reply 8, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1855 times:
Slogan: "Changing the face of air travel...Neigh Airways."
"And if you requested a vegetarian meal..."
"Today's in-flight entertainment will include LiveHorse programming - FREE - at every seat."
JetBluefan1
[Edited 2004-03-04 00:47:42]
[Edited 2004-03-04 00:49:03]
Most people on a.net hate JetBlue. Get used to it.
JetBluefan1 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2784 posts, RR: 15 Reply 10, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1825 times:
LOL Thanks for the correction.
JetBluefan1
Most people on a.net hate JetBlue. Get used to it.
KBUF737 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 779 posts, RR: 4 Reply 11, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1812 times:
John Kerry's Campaign Jet... look at all those Jackasses!
CMK10 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 513 posts, RR: 4 Reply 12, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1809 times:
Hmm, I've been flying First Class for so long I forgot what coach was really like!
"Traveling light is the only way to fly" - Eric Clapton
5T6 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 283 posts, RR: 0 Reply 13, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1806 times:
"Our steaks taste like dog food? Sir, I can assure you our steaks are very fresh and cooked to order!!"
I see my Cats as Companions. My Cats see Me as Furniture!
Cmckeithen From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 617 posts, RR: 2 Reply 16, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1731 times:
Oh Wilbur do we have to fly. I can't stand planes the food is terrible and my lips chap.
Redngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 51 Reply 17, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1713 times:
MakeMinesLax From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 516 posts, RR: 0 Reply 18, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1713 times:
"I'm glad I'm not flying Southwest. Geez, what a cattle call that is!"
MakeMinesLax From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 516 posts, RR: 0 Reply 19, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1705 times:
Straight from the horse's mouth - don't sit in the tail section!
MakeMinesLax From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 516 posts, RR: 0 Reply 20, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1612 times:
"This 3-3 layout is nice. I can't believe we had to go 3-4-3 on Emirates!"
"I hope the movie is Seabiscuit. I hate it when they show The Godfather."
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Air Horse One."
( I may be answering my own question here, but am I the only one who thinks this is a fun thread? )
RonE From Israel, joined Jan 2001, 326 posts, RR: 0 Reply 21, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 1599 times:
"Hey Ed, isn't that seat free over there? Talk about closing the stable door after the horses have bolted!"
"Introducing our new flight crew who will help make your flight pass fast- having trouble falling asleep? No problem! If the smell won't make you pass out just press the kick-in-the-head call button"
757KSLC From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 233 posts, RR: 0 Reply 22, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 1575 times:
Noah's DC-10
KBUF737 is the winner in my book
"That wasn't flying! That was falling with style!" Woody, Toy Story.
TriStarEnvy From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 2265 posts, RR: 4 Reply 23, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 1557 times:
Tower Air Business Class
If you don't stand for SOMETHING, you'll fall for ANYTHING.
KBOS From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 413 posts, RR: 0 Reply 24, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 1529 times:
the F/A keeps complaining about the horses ass that's flying the plane!
I don't care if the sun don't shine, I do my drinkin in the evening time when I'm in Rhode Island
25 FutureCGNPilot: "Fortunately we are to big to fit in one of NW's DC9's."
26 SimpleMinded: This is what they did to Mr. Ed!!!
27 Alert3: In an effort to save money, Ryanair has taken out all the seats and interiors of planes. The trial run was with some horses going to the glue factory,
28 Roberta: "The secret to the A340-500's long range capabilities was the revolutionary upper deck horse furnace"
29 A330Fan1: "Oh...so we aren't really eating chicken..." -A330Fan1
30 FLYtoEGCC: "Huh, what a crap airline! No seat-back pockets, no safety cards, no IFE, no sick bags... anyone would think they're sending us low-cost!"
32 Canoecarrier: I don't care what the FA says, I'm not going to be seated for takeoff, and who wants to wait in line for the lav, I'm going right here!
33 ScottishLaddie: Oh, what a line up we have here! And they're off!! in the first horse race in an aircraft fuselage ever! Get your bets in now!
34 FLYtoEGCC: lol ScottishLaddie if that's a horse race then the cameraman who took this photo is one mighty brave man!
35 FA2B: The galley - an endless source of fresh vegetarian meals.
37 Psa53: The Roman Empire military transports? Viking ships gone airborne? Winning entry from Wright Brothers University to Boeing? Did I win?
38 TYSGoVols: A horse is a horse of course. . . United's new cost cutting technique. Selling a free fertilize spread on final approach, and the new in flight snack.
39 TYSGoVols: How many horse power does this thing have again. . . ?
40 Redngold: [taking a page from a Southwest f/a] CLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOP whoa boy! Clip-clop clip clop clip... clop... We
41 Psa53: A new short hop carrier- Shoemaker Express."We Get You And Your Horse There By A Nose!" Shoe shines extra.
42 Srbmod: Giving a whole new meaning to the term cattle class.
43 Samurai 777: A whole new alternative to Cattle Class!
44 LTBEWR: This is the latest freighter conversion of the MD-10, now called the MD-11H. First class my ass...we have to stand all the way there, but at least we
45 Hirisk: pony express int airlines.if thats first class,i don't want to be in coach!
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