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User currently offlineNudelhirsch From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 1438 posts, RR: 19
Posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2665 times:

Arright, here is a picture, the best comment can win, see prices later...



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Photo © José Ramón Valero - IBERIAN SPOTTERS




As a starter: "LH introducing the new economy class..."


The winner will get a virtual handshake!


Putana da Seatbeltz!
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User currently offlineNoonerlicious From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 39 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2640 times:

I heard that this was Hooters airline.....hey! where did all the Hooter girls go? you know this is not Mexico so you better come out!....hahaha...I know that was bad! :-P

User currently offlineAirKas1 From Netherlands, joined Dec 2003, 3970 posts, RR: 55
Reply 2, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2624 times:

"Varig's onboard kitchen..."

Kas


User currently offlineUal747den From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2392 posts, RR: 11
Reply 3, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2621 times:

"Now offering whole wheat snacks Southwest Airlines"

"A Whole Different Kind Of Animal Frontier Airlines"



/// UNITED AIRLINES
User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2599 times:

"LH introducing the new economy class..."

LMAO  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up That made my day (evening)!

Patrick




User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2593 times:

What do you mean you're out of Kosher meals?!

User currently offlineLockheedl1011 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2544 times:

"Things just don't feel the same since the Concorde stopped flying."

User currently offlineBruce From United States of America, joined May 1999, 5047 posts, RR: 15
Reply 7, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2538 times:

My vote goes to the Frontier comment.

a Whole New Kind of Animal!



Bruce Leibowitz - Jackson, MS (KJAN) - Canon 50D/100-400L IS lens
User currently offlineJetBluefan1 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2972 posts, RR: 14
Reply 8, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2512 times:

Slogan: "Changing the face of air travel...Neigh Airways."

"And if you requested a vegetarian meal..."

"Today's in-flight entertainment will include LiveHorse programming - FREE - at every seat."



JetBluefan1

[Edited 2004-03-04 00:47:42]

[Edited 2004-03-04 00:49:03]


Most people on a.net hate JetBlue. Get used to it.
User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2497 times:


Jetbluefan1:

Not to be a pain, but you mean "neigh" airways


User currently offlineJetBluefan1 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2972 posts, RR: 14
Reply 10, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2482 times:

LOL  Smile Thanks for the correction.

JetBluefan1



Most people on a.net hate JetBlue. Get used to it.
User currently offlineKBUF737 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 779 posts, RR: 3
Reply 11, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2469 times:

John Kerry's Campaign Jet... look at all those Jackasses!


The tower? Rapunzel!!!!!!
User currently offlineCMK10 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 513 posts, RR: 3
Reply 12, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2466 times:

Hmm, I've been flying First Class for so long I forgot what coach was really like!


"Traveling light is the only way to fly" - Eric Clapton
User currently offline5T6 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 283 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2463 times:

"Our steaks taste like dog food? Sir, I can assure you our steaks are very fresh and cooked to order!!"


I see my Cats as Companions. My Cats see Me as Furniture!
User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2449 times:

CMK,

That's not coach you're looking at....take a look at those new skysuites!!!

LOL

dtwclipper


User currently offlineRoberta From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2396 times:

Alitalias new corporate jet allowed critical company decisions to be made en-route

User currently offlineCmckeithen From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 617 posts, RR: 1
Reply 16, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2388 times:

Oh Wilbur do we have to fly. I can't stand planes the food is terrible and my lips chap.

User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 45
Reply 17, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2370 times:

Horseplay in the air -- no charges filed.  Smile


Up, up and away!
User currently offlineMakeMinesLax From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 560 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2370 times:

"I'm glad I'm not flying Southwest. Geez, what a cattle call that is!"

User currently offlineMakeMinesLax From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 560 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2362 times:

Straight from the horse's mouth - don't sit in the tail section!

User currently offlineMakeMinesLax From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 560 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (10 years 5 months 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2269 times:

"This 3-3 layout is nice. I can't believe we had to go 3-4-3 on Emirates!"

"I hope the movie is Seabiscuit. I hate it when they show The Godfather."

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Air Horse One."

( I may be answering my own question here, but am I the only one who thinks this is a fun thread? )


User currently offlineRonE From Israel, joined Jan 2001, 326 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (10 years 5 months 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2256 times:

"Hey Ed, isn't that seat free over there? Talk about closing the stable door after the horses have bolted!"

"Introducing our new flight crew who will help make your flight pass fast- having trouble falling asleep? No problem! If the smell won't make you pass out just press the kick-in-the-head call button"


User currently offline757KSLC From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 233 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (10 years 5 months 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2232 times:

Noah's DC-10

KBUF737 is the winner in my book



"That wasn't flying! That was falling with style!" Woody, Toy Story.
User currently offlineTriStarEnvy From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 2265 posts, RR: 3
Reply 23, posted (10 years 5 months 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2214 times:

Tower Air Business Class


If you don't stand for SOMETHING, you'll fall for ANYTHING.
User currently offlineKBOS From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 429 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (10 years 5 months 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2186 times:

the F/A keeps complaining about the horses ass that's flying the plane!


I don't care if the sun don't shine, I do my drinkin in the evening time when I'm in Rhode Island
25 FutureCGNPilot : "Fortunately we are to big to fit in one of NW's DC9's."
26 SimpleMinded : This is what they did to Mr. Ed!!!
27 Alert3 : In an effort to save money, Ryanair has taken out all the seats and interiors of planes. The trial run was with some horses going to the glue factory,
28 Roberta : "The secret to the A340-500's long range capabilities was the revolutionary upper deck horse furnace"
29 A330Fan1 : "Oh...so we aren't really eating chicken..." -A330Fan1
30 FLYtoEGCC : "Huh, what a crap airline! No seat-back pockets, no safety cards, no IFE, no sick bags... anyone would think they're sending us low-cost!"
31 ND : "Welcome to Taliban Airways..."
32 Canoecarrier : I don't care what the FA says, I'm not going to be seated for takeoff, and who wants to wait in line for the lav, I'm going right here!
33 Post contains images ScottishLaddie : Oh, what a line up we have here! And they're off!! in the first horse race in an aircraft fuselage ever! Get your bets in now!
34 Post contains images FLYtoEGCC : lol ScottishLaddie if that's a horse race then the cameraman who took this photo is one mighty brave man!
35 FA2B : The galley - an endless source of fresh vegetarian meals.
36 GLAGAZ : "HORSAIR" Corsair's neighbourly LCC.
37 Psa53 : The Roman Empire military transports? Viking ships gone airborne? Winning entry from Wright Brothers University to Boeing? Did I win?
38 TYSGoVols : A horse is a horse of course. . . United's new cost cutting technique. Selling a free fertilize spread on final approach, and the new in flight snack.
39 TYSGoVols : How many horse power does this thing have again. . . ?
40 Redngold : [taking a page from a Southwest f/a] CLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOP whoa boy! Clip-clop clip clop clip... clop... We
41 Psa53 : A new short hop carrier- Shoemaker Express."We Get You And Your Horse There By A Nose!" Shoe shines extra.
42 Srbmod : Giving a whole new meaning to the term cattle class.
43 Post contains images Samurai 777 : A whole new alternative to Cattle Class!
44 LTBEWR : This is the latest freighter conversion of the MD-10, now called the MD-11H. First class my ass...we have to stand all the way there, but at least we
45 Post contains images Hirisk : pony express int airlines.if thats first class,i don't want to be in coach!
46 Post contains images ScottishLaddie : So who won then?
47 SDFOH : Well now, that explains the complimentary feed bags passed out at the gate
48 Blackbird615 : Hay, United quit horsing around!
49 QIguy24 : Welcome to Ryanair! You get what you pay for! But we get you there on time Fly Ryanair!!
50 BlueJet : ONCE AGAIN, THE LACK OF A.NET HUMOR THAT IS ACTUALLY FUNNY ASTOUNDS ME. DELETE THIS THREAD
51 Caravelle : SK flight, OSL - EWR. How not to make people fly with you.... Welcome, CO! - caravalle
52 Caetravlr : I actually thought it was funny. Mine was taken, somewhat, a few posts ago... "And you thought CATTLE CLASS was bad!"
53 Post contains images BlueShamu330s : ATC: "Varig 222, are you ok on your own nav., or do you require radar steers ?"
54 Caetravlr : Is that Premium Cattle Class?
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