Zippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5478 posts, RR: 13
Reply 2, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 3023 times:
I've been happily employed with FL for 2 years and at BWI over and over again is the schtick regarding the very important security announcement regarding unattended baggage. And that lady saying in Spanish A Toto passajeros... (LOL) I think we should put music to it.
When traversing ATL my favorite all time classics are the train PA loops: Please Hold On The Next Stop is Terminal ...
And when on those ATL steep long escalator hearing that voice that sounds like Kelsey Grammer Fraser talking about this being the transportation zone. I do not feel like I'm in the heart of Dixie!
BFS From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2001, 738 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 2954 times:
I remember until about maybe ten years ago at Belfast International there was a moving walkway leading to the check-in hall, and there was a most annoying voice on CONSTANTLY: "You are approaching the end of the moving walkway. Please be ready to PUSH your trolley. Over the ramp." There was a definate stress on PUSH and the 'over the ramp' part. Everyone still reminisces about that voice when we go up there, as the walkway is still there but no voice or trolleys because the checkin hall has moved. Good clean fun.
DeltaGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 2877 times:
"In the interest of air safety, please keep a close watch on your bags, personal items, and carry on luggage. Maintain control of your bags to prevent the introduction of dangerous items without your knowelege. Do not accept items from unknown persons to carry onto aircraft. Note that all baggage is subject to search. Repost any suspicious persons, or unusual activiy, to your nearest law enforcement officer. Thank you, and have a good flight"
It keeps going and going and going....spending the whole day there waiting for a hop will sure teach it to ya
Olympus69 From Canada, joined Jun 2002, 1737 posts, RR: 7
Reply 14, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 18 hours ago) and read 2743 times:
My favorite is in the movie 'Airplane' where the 2 voices get into an argument - "There is no parking in the White zone". "No, there is no parking in the Red zone; there is always parking in the White zone". Etc., etc.
COAB767 From Guam, joined Nov 2003, 1377 posts, RR: 9
Reply 16, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 2677 times:
SEA has 2 satellite terminals. The only way to get to them is to take an underground train. When the doors of the train here is what the robotic lady says "Please hold onto a handrail" during transit the robotic lady will say "Notice the lighted display for the next destination" then upon approaching the terminal the robotic lady says "Next stop South Satellite, all S gates and international arrivals" these same instructions are said in japanese as well.
Continental Micronesia: "Fly With The Warmth Of Paradise"