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5 Things You Want The Stewardess Say To You...!  
User currently offlineBofredrik From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 7419 times:

1. "Do you want more russian caviar, S I R ?"

2. "I hope you enjoy travelling on the Air Force One, S I R?"

3. "Do you want me to massage your feet on this long flight?"

4. "It IS a lot of turbulence. Do you want me to hold your hand"?

5. "Are you married?"

Any more questions you want to suggest?

[Edited 2004-03-31 18:07:49]

48 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineXJRamper From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2461 posts, RR: 51
Reply 1, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 7367 times:

lol...nice list BoFred. I can add one more thing to it:

Would you like my phone number, e-mail address, and my flight schedule so you know when I am off?

XJR



Look ma' no hands!
User currently offlineRefueler1974 From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 235 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 7344 times:

After a late night flight :

"Would like to meet me at the hotel after the flight for a drink?"

Well...it would be nice...esp if she is one of those gorgeous FAs......LOL  Smile



The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
User currently offlineMYT332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 3, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 7306 times:

Tea coffee, BJ?
.................



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineRefueler1974 From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 235 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 7288 times:

The CLASSIC :

"Coffee, Tea, or ME?"

We have WAY too much time on our hands........LOL



The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
User currently offlineXJRamper From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2461 posts, RR: 51
Reply 5, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 7238 times:

But refueler, its time spent well  Wink/being sarcastic

XJR



Look ma' no hands!
User currently offlineSpeedbirdHeavy From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 427 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 7199 times:

"Would you please stop calling me a Stewardess? I'm a Flight Attendant."


China Airlines...Come fry with us!
User currently offlineTriStarEnvy From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 2265 posts, RR: 3
Reply 7, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 7148 times:

"Ever so sorry, but we have bumped you up to first class to fill a seat because Miss April 2004 needed someone to talk to...."

or.....


"Thank you for flying Southwest.......That is all." (click)


No offense meant to ya'll Southwest folks  Smile



[Edited 2004-03-31 18:28:02]


If you don't stand for SOMETHING, you'll fall for ANYTHING.
User currently offlineRefueler1974 From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 235 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 7129 times:

SpeedbirdHeavy has a good point...they are called Flight Attendants now......


The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
User currently offlineKaitak From Ireland, joined Aug 1999, 12476 posts, RR: 34
Reply 9, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 7108 times:

"Of course the captain will be delighted to let you take the jump seat for landing. We won't tell the CAA/TSA/FAA etc. if you won't."


User currently offlineSQ25J From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 308 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 7090 times:

Just curious...have noticed this and other posts refer to, "stewardess", I thought they no longer exist and are now either "flight attendants" or "cabin attendants", are there any airlines that officially still use the term "stewardess"?

User currently offlineRareBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 553 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 6985 times:

The term "stewardess" is no longer PC. With the numbers of male F/As increasing, the term faded into oblivion. However, some of us old-timers catch ourselves still using it.


Illegitimus non carborundum
User currently offlineStarlionblue From Greenland, joined Feb 2004, 17044 posts, RR: 67
Reply 12, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 6910 times:

In Sweden the male nurses are called "sjuksköterska" (feminine). They don't seem to be offended. And I don't care if you call me peddler of software or Sales Engineer.

I (and many others) do try to call them Flight Attendants. But I hope they won't kill me if I sometimes say "Stewardess". After all, I would call the males "Stewards".

I have never really understood what is so demeaning about the title. IMHO, Steward and Stewardess are much more refined and elegant descriptions than "Flight Attendant". If I was in the profession I would be proud of the title "Steward." A steward/stewardess is someone who is in charge of something. Flight Attendant just sounds like a glorified waiter to me.

SQ25J. Yes there are:
http://www.thaiair.info/tips/h10l2e.htm
http://www.singaporeair.com/saa/app/saa?dynamic=CabinCrewAppointments/CabinCrew.html


But that's just my opinion. Let the flames begin.

[Edited 2004-03-31 19:15:50]

[Edited 2004-03-31 19:16:11]


"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."
User currently offlineIberia340600 From Spain, joined Oct 2003, 804 posts, RR: 14
Reply 13, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 6814 times:

Wow I am suprised nobody has said this one yet!

"Would you like to join the mile high club sir?"

Of course...assuming she is hot  Big grin



Visca Barça!!
User currently offlineAirsicknessbag From Germany, joined Aug 2000, 4723 posts, RR: 34
Reply 14, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 6760 times:


Regarding the stewardess vs. flight attendant thing, here´s an actual dialogue I recently had with a stewardess:

"So, what would you rather be called, 'stewardess' or 'flight attendant'?"

"'Stewardess'. 'Flight attendant' sounds so artificial, so boring and unsexy."


So, they´re definitely "steward(esse)s" in my book. PC is crap anyway.

Daniel Smile


User currently offlineStarlionblue From Greenland, joined Feb 2004, 17044 posts, RR: 67
Reply 15, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 6712 times:

PC is crap anyway.

No kidding. You can't even compliment women (or men for that matter) about how they look for fear of being accused of harassment. I would have thought that most of them enjoy it.

PC is replacing better things like etiquette and acting like an adult.

But I digress...

[Edited 2004-03-31 20:11:40]


"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."
User currently offlineSpotterboy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 6663 times:

"Please follow me - the captain would like to have you on the flight deck"
 Big thumbs up

This is the sentence I want to hear - all private things can be arranged after the flight  Insane



User currently offlineStarlionblue From Greenland, joined Feb 2004, 17044 posts, RR: 67
Reply 17, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 6649 times:

Spotterboy, do you have any idea how sexual that sounds in English?

LOL Big grin



"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."
User currently offlineKempa From Brazil, joined Aug 2003, 373 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 6560 times:

On some airlines, I would really like to hear:

"Welcome!"

and

"Thank You!"


User currently offlineSpike From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2004, 1170 posts, RR: 5
Reply 19, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 6566 times:

Stewardess in economy and a hostie in first. That was the diffence. Now we get gay Gavin in coach serving you, whilst grandma 'flight attendant' in premium is gonna ignore you as soon as she can lower the blinds and retire.

The A380 will work just on this principal. The (big bus) Coach.





User currently offlineJuniorSpotter From Sweden, joined Mar 2004, 225 posts, RR: 2
Reply 20, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 6514 times:

Fredrik...härmapa.  Big grin

5 - Of course we can arrange a jumpseat for you.
4 - Freshen you drink, governor?
3 - How do you like your nuts?
2 - *mumble, mumble* Mmmm...
1 - What do you want for breakfast tomorrow?

Oh...naughty me. I oughta be ashamed!  Laugh out loud



Nighty!
/Danny

[Edited 2004-03-31 20:58:00]


If something can go wrong, it will.
User currently offlineBobb From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 246 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 6485 times:

u folks haven't flown lately have you?  Smile With all the furloughs, the only FA left are the 40 years old with tons of seniority.

I'd say "uh, No thanks Grandma."  Acting devilish


User currently offlineStarlionblue From Greenland, joined Feb 2004, 17044 posts, RR: 67
Reply 22, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 6378 times:

Next time, choose a South East Asian airline.

As Neal Stephenson (my favorite writer) so aptly put it: "South East Asian airlines must a some hatch in the back of the plane where they eject stewardesses on the day they turn twenty-five."



"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."
User currently offlineSpike From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2004, 1170 posts, RR: 5
Reply 23, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 6283 times:

Starlionblue: That's got to be an Indonesian airline.

User currently offlineDantiger From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 92 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 6230 times:

Cool. How about those male FA's?

25 Kempa : Those male FA's? I would like them to say: "Welcome to ABCDE Airlines, I hope you enjoy the flight" "What would you like to drink?" "Chicken or beef?"
26 Mandala499 : Well... These are what some of them has said to me before... 1. Having my name called while boarding in the following manner: The girl runs up to me,
27 G-CIVP : I think were the readers of this board are concerned, it's more likely to be "got any cream for your acne? If not, would you like some?".
28 Post contains images Starlionblue : LOL G-CIVP!!! . .
29 Dutchjet : I would settle for: "Good afternoon, we have reassigned you from seat 47B to 2A in our First Class cabin, have a pleasant flight." "Why dont you have
30 Post contains images Solnabo : Starlionblue: Can you say "sjuksköterska"? Its vey hard for english speaking to say it right, or for any forigner!! Sju sjösjuka sjuksköterskor....
31 Alessandro : Please fasten your seatbelt, we´re landing ór there more space over there, would you like to sit in the empty row?
32 CRFLY : It Cracked me up when the Cathay Pacific female F/A saw my friend having some trouble with his fork and asked him in very bad English "wou' you like a
33 Post contains images Starlionblue : Solnabo, I was born in Stockholm and have lived there about 25 years. I am also a Swedish citizen. So yes I can pronounce sjuksköterska pretty well I
34 SlamClick : Obviously not a lot of non-rev commuters on this forum. Here they are in order of preference. Looks like there is a seat in first class. Looks like th
35 Post contains images Solnabo : Starlionblue: That move wont be that long, as they say: England is US 51st state.... No offence, hope you find a nice swedish sjuksköterska over ther
36 Post contains images Starlionblue : Although the Brits seem to be unaware of it, they are more like Americans than they think. My wife is not a sjuksköterska, but you can't have everyth
37 Artsyman : The last thing a flight attendant said to me was make sure the plants are watered and clean up that fucking ebay mess... J
38 Andz : A comment on the FA vs stewardess thing, my wife flies as a cabin crew member on a restored DC-4 and in keeping with the whole 1940s theme, including
39 Artsyman : my wife flies as a cabin crew member on a restored DC-4 **** Oh...I didn't realise she worked for Northwest
40 Andz : LOL Artsyman from what I've read on here that's probably not far off...
41 Post contains images JuniorSpotter : Btw - here's another one... "Hello, my name is Paris Hilton and I'll be your flight attendant on this flight..." ...I'll leave the rest to your imagin
42 Starlionblue : Paris Hilton would snap off in the first few bumps.
43 Post contains images JuniorSpotter : Starlionblue...skäms! I'd still let her be my F/A anytime... ...now, where did I put my cam-corder? Danny
44 Post contains images Starlionblue : Give me a woman with some muscles instead... And a less whiny voice. And something between the ears.
45 Post contains images BoingGoingGone : Just one thing..... Can I hold that for you???? Cool. How about those male FA's? I have my chute, and I'm outta here.[Edited 2004-04-01 18:09:25]
46 Ant72LBA : Have to go back a few years for this one to work. "Would you like some of my TWA tea sir?"
47 Warren747sp : Care for a complimentary membership in the Mile-High Club? No strings attached.!
48 WERNAIR : Some things I would love to hear: +) Let me show you the crew rest +) Well, that's okay, you can have a first class dinner +) Could you help us and la
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