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User currently offlineCaptain777 From Kuwait, joined Dec 2003, 315 posts, RR: 0
Posted (10 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 5553 times:

I know that this topic was brought up before , but I think it is really worth it to bring it up again.

So what's the funniest and strangest radio transmissions you have heard between ATC and the flight deck crew ?!

Bilal
Kuwait


the sky is the limit.............actually FL410 is the limit
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User currently offlineFreon From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 35 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (10 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 5476 times:

Baseball game scores and a local AM radio station frequency. Coming in to ORD from SFO on UA B744, mid-october. Then they played the AM radio station over the IFE Channel 9.

User currently offlineInnocuousFox From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2805 posts, RR: 14
Reply 2, posted (10 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 5368 times:

"I know that this topic was brought up before , but I think it is really worth it to bring it up again."

Yeah... there was another topic just brought up last night. Use that instead.



Dave Mark - Intrinsic Algorithm - Reducing the world to mathematical equations!
User currently offlineCaptain777 From Kuwait, joined Dec 2003, 315 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (10 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 5282 times:

and whats that topic innocuousFox ?


the sky is the limit.............actually FL410 is the limit
User currently offlineBoingGoingGone From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (10 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 5266 times:

TWR: "American XXX, follow the company Fokker on 3 mile final, clear to land"
American: "I've got that Fokker in site, clear to land RWY XX"

Pause...

American: "I always wanted to say that".

There's an audio clip of this somewhere on the net.



User currently offlineQantasguy From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 162 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (10 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 5199 times:

This is paraphrased from the British Airways 747 that flew into the volcanic cloud back in the 80s

Speedbird 9: We have lost 4 engines, repeat all four engines have failed.

Tower: Speedbird 9, do you have a problem?



Airplanes Flown on..B-727-100, B-727-200, DC-9, F-27, B-707, B-717, B-737, B-747SP, B-747-100, B-747-200, B-747-300, B74
User currently offlineUa777222 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 3348 posts, RR: 11
Reply 6, posted (10 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 5183 times:

MAN O MAN HAS THIS BEEN COVERED!

I'll just post a few that I've seen here on a.net;

A Boeing 747 was taxing to the active infront of a C5-a galaxy .

ATC "XXX cleared to XXR via XXX follow 744 to the active"

C-5a to 744 "Uhhh XXX whats your gross?"

Not to be out done the 744 replies

744 to G5 "about 200,000 a year how about you"

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A 747 was on approach when ATC says

"XXX go around for wake turbulence"

747 "uhhh what is the cause for this wake turbulence?"

ATC "A bigger jet than you"

747 "They don't come much bigger sir"

ATC "How about a B-52?"

747 "Going around XXX"

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After reaching their cursing attitlude the F/O comes over a give the usual talk.

"BLA BLA BLA OH MY GOD!!!!!"

With the pax scared s---less and the F/A wondering whats going on the f/o comes back.

"Sorry about that spilt my coffee"

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Just a few that I've heard. They are probably a little off but you get the big picture.

And to those that say this should be deleted I say shhhhh b/c there seem to be new ones every time a new thread is started.

UA777222



"It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark."
User currently offlineInnocuousFox From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2805 posts, RR: 14
Reply 7, posted (10 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 5179 times:

this one


Dave Mark - Intrinsic Algorithm - Reducing the world to mathematical equations!
User currently offlineBaw2198 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 637 posts, RR: 4
Reply 8, posted (10 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 5120 times:

Innocuous Fox

Humor threads get buried all the time and new members come and don't see the other thread's that we have seen. Don't be so "poo poo" about.

Lighter Side

This one happened to a student and instructor from our aeroclub one day during practice approach's

Cedar Rapids approach, this warrior Nxxxx

Cedar: Warrior Nxxxx squawk 0210, ident, say intentions

Nxxxx: Warrior Nxxxx would like to do 2 ILS, 3 VOR's, a LOC, 2 NDB's, and then return to green castle

Cedar: Warrior Nxxxx roger, would you like fries with that?!

Baw2198



"And remember, Keep your stick on the ice"--->Red Green
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