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DIJKKIJK From France, joined Jul 2003, 1670 posts, RR: 5
Posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 2258 times:

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"Now I know why they call this a POWERPLANT"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, behold the new jet-age herbcrusher!"

Never argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.

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BAViscount From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2004, 2338 posts, RR: 4
Reply 1, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 2206 times:

"The SA Air Force calls in 'Changing Rooms' to spruce up its fleet"

Ladies & gentlemen this is Captain Tobias Wilcock welcoming you aboard Coconut Airways flight 372 to Bridgetown Barb

KBOS From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 413 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 2154 times:

The worlds most expensive wood chipping machine

I don't care if the sun don't shine, I do my drinkin in the evening time when I'm in Rhode Island

Downingbarry From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2004, 34 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 2076 times:

Rolls Royce unveil their new engine - 40% greener than its rivals.

or:

Another photo of Air Force One, this time with Bush in it.

MD80Nut From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 871 posts, RR: 10
Reply 4, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 2074 times:

"New herbal scents for better smelling engine exhaust!"

"If Greenpeace gets it's way, here's what aircraft engines will be used for: planters!"

"Oh, Oh, somebody forgot to shave the fan blades."

cheers Ralph

Fly Douglas Jets DC-8 / DC-9 / DC-10 / MD80 / MD11 / MD90 / 717

Vatveng From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 892 posts, RR: 1
Reply 5, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2032 times:

INTRODUCING.... The new and improved Salad Shooter!

Frmyqr From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 143 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2012 times:

sure it's big enough Miss.Robin but look at the location.

i'm from regina. Heard of it?

7E72004 From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 3586 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1977 times:

Support Airliners.net - become a First Class Member!

"only $20000 to trim a couple a trees, lock in this price now...the federal government can't keep prices this low."

The next generation of aircraft is just around the corner!

GARUDAROD From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 1477 posts, RR: 1
Reply 8, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1876 times:

Dammit Man, I said park the plane and cut the grass
not use the Plane to cut the grass!

Cargo doesn't whine, moan, or complain

United4everDEN From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1845 times:

Anyone got a toothpick? Can't seem to get this spinach out of my blades.

Redngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 51
Reply 10, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 1830 times:

Voiceover: And now we return to Martha Stewart Living, Aviation edition.
Martha: A green garnish will spruce up an old aircraft any day. Although some pilots might cringe at the idea of foliage in the engine, I think it's a good thing.

[Edited 2004-04-12 23:52:25]

Up, up and away!

A3204eva From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2004, 1060 posts, RR: 5
Reply 11, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 1729 times:

I know these engines haven't been used for a while, but a bloody trees growing in em now

A320 Smile/happy/getting dizzy

"They have lady pilots......... they're not that good, but they have 'em"

Skytrain From Canada, joined Jan 2004, 297 posts, RR: 7
Reply 12, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 1705 times:

I can just picture the pilot who is about to fly a mission walking across the apron towards the aircraft. He sees the hedge lodged in the engine and thinks to himself...

"Damn it! We need to get more military funding... that kind of camouflage just isn't acceptable. It's downright embarrassing!"

Cheers - Skytrain Big thumbs up

At the end of the day we are likely to be punished for our kindnesses...

Ground From Germany, joined Jan 2004, 32 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 1659 times:

Smoke pot in a different way....no lighter needed...just stay right behind the engine when it starts and inhale deeeeeeply...*DONG*

DIJKKIJK From France, joined Jul 2003, 1670 posts, RR: 5
Reply 14, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 4 days ago) and read 1518 times:

" No popeye, engines don't feed on spinach!!"

Never argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.

JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 4 days ago) and read 1496 times:

"Nice to see SAAF pilots maintaining the fine old tradition of treetop flying..."

Contrails From United States of America, joined Oct 2000, 1818 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 1370 times:

Don't have a caption, but what is the tank to the right of the engine? Is that a fuel tank? I've never seen one on a commerical plane before.

Flying Colors Forever!

Ryan h From Australia, joined Aug 2001, 1451 posts, RR: 1
Reply 17, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 1301 times:

The best way to trim the tops of tall trees.

South Australian Spotter

Roberta From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 1233 times:

"Presenting the Rolls Royce RB11T, The wolds first Tree powered Jet Engine"

Fritzi From United Arab Emirates, joined Jun 2001, 2762 posts, RR: 2
Reply 19, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 1174 times:

-So it is legal for engines to use weed but not humans???

-A new type of GPWS, but the bad part is you can only see if you were too low after you have landed...

-Now the environmentalists are satisfied, now we only have to deal with the NIMBYs

JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1098 times:

Contrails - re: "I've never seen one on a commerical plane before"

Its not a commercial aircraft, its a South African Air Force B707 tanker/transport/sigint/elint aircraft. The pod houses an air-to-air refueling drogue.

TriStarEnvy From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 2265 posts, RR: 4
Reply 21, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1039 times:

This just in to CNN, "Low flying aircraft gives The Jolly Green Giant a haircut. Film at eleven."

If you don't stand for SOMETHING, you'll fall for ANYTHING.

AirPortugal310 From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3065 posts, RR: 2
Reply 22, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 954 times:

The aviation version of hide and go seek

Rock Lobstah!

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