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User currently offlineGr325 From Netherlands, joined Jan 2002, 715 posts, RR: 0
Posted (10 years 5 months 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 4317 times:

Hello,

Found this on the net

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/captain.mp3

I thought it was very funny.


Gr325


"You should have gone to specsavers"
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User currently offlineBlackbird1331 From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 1894 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (10 years 5 months 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 4253 times:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/captain.mp3


Cameras shoot pictures. Guns shoot people. They have the guns.
User currently offlineBlackbird1331 From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 1894 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (10 years 5 months 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 4192 times:

It sounded like Dan Ackroyd was at the helm. Very good.


Cameras shoot pictures. Guns shoot people. They have the guns.
User currently offlineTolosy From Luxembourg, joined Oct 2003, 357 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (10 years 5 months 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 4184 times:



So funny, otherwise in today's context, it's not so funny....

Anyway....

Nick


User currently offlineFlairport From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (10 years 5 months 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 4074 times:

That was great...look what Homeland Security has odne for us!

sounded like bob Dole to me!


User currently offlineFlyingbronco05 From United States of America, joined May 2002, 3840 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (10 years 5 months 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 4045 times:

This recording has been posted on airliners.net a thousand times. Too bad I can't find all the links.




Never Trust Your Fuel Gauge
User currently offlineGr325 From Netherlands, joined Jan 2002, 715 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (10 years 5 months 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 3879 times:

Never seen it,
Anyway it is funny



"You should have gone to specsavers"
User currently offlineDlx737200 From United States of America, joined May 2001, 1934 posts, RR: 20
Reply 7, posted (10 years 5 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 3689 times:

Seen this but with a little Flash Video Animation with it. LOL  Big thumbs up

User currently offlinePU151 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (10 years 5 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 3676 times:

So, Sledge Hammer works as a pilot now... Big grin Anyone remember that series?

User currently offlineGr325 From Netherlands, joined Jan 2002, 715 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (10 years 5 months 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 3284 times:

Hmmm no, what is it like?


"You should have gone to specsavers"
User currently offlineKieso From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 34 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (10 years 5 months 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 3262 times:

It's a first for me!
I got a great, much needed laugh from it..
Thanks!



Me is Kieso_I love to fly and it shows! YA
User currently offlineGr325 From Netherlands, joined Jan 2002, 715 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (10 years 5 months 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 3199 times:

It is great how he explained the guns, the bit that made me LMAO was at the end, "IT will blow a whole in a boday as big as the grand canyon, which by the way is coming up on the left hand side of the airplane".
Fantastic



"You should have gone to specsavers"
User currently offlineNudelhirsch From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 1438 posts, RR: 19
Reply 12, posted (10 years 5 months 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 3108 times:

think I heard it before, but this is just terrific! Awesome! LMAO! Want more...


Putana da Seatbeltz!
User currently offlineNWADC9 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4898 posts, RR: 10
Reply 13, posted (10 years 5 months 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 2697 times:

ATCbox had it for a long time.

http://www.atcbox.com

By the way, if you see a NWADC-9-30, that's me!



Flying an aeroplane with only a single propeller to keep you in the air. Can you imagine that? -Capt. Picard
User currently offlineFallout01 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 56 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (10 years 5 months 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 2648 times:

1st Hijacker: "Do we storm cockpit now? My faith is strong."

2nd Hijacker: "Forget it! MY faith is not that strong. Let's just drink some more Heinekens and hit that strip club we heard about when we land."


User currently offlineFallout01 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 56 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (10 years 5 months 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 2613 times:

Hey! Flyingbronco05!

Where'd you get my wife's picture???? I TOLD her those new glasses made her look ridiculous and to not post that picture in chat rooms, but did she listen? No...

Well...at least she's not using the old one. Embarrassment


User currently offlineS12PPL From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (10 years 5 months 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 2437 times:

Eh, that clip is all right. Not as funny as you all made it out to be, though. But still, pretty humorous

User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8315 posts, RR: 23
Reply 17, posted (10 years 5 months 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2323 times:

Yeah definatly heard that one before....


This Website Censors Me
User currently offlineLacsaA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (10 years 5 months 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2277 times:

Flyingbronco05


Nice eye glasses!!!!!


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