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User currently offlineHenpol747 From Mexico, joined Jun 2001, 588 posts, RR: 1
Posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 11309 times:


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Photo © Magnus Viktorsson



Come on Mom, you told me I could take the bus for a ride!!




Vive la France! ¡Viva México!
110 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineRj777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 1808 posts, RR: 2
Reply 1, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 11215 times:

This big enough for ya?

User currently offlineStearmanNut From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 352 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 11210 times:

Ya know, this breeze is sure cool but that 320 KTs sure makes my eyelids flutter.


If wishes were horses, a Tail Dragger I would fly...
User currently offlineDIA From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 3273 posts, RR: 28
Reply 3, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 11179 times:

"Two Big Macs, two small fries, two Cokes. . .and 200 of those semi-chicken Mcnugget meals for the cattle. . ."


Ding! You are now free to keep supporting Frontier.
User currently offlinePJShaw From United States of America, joined Dec 2002, 19 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 11153 times:

"OK, so I go left, than right?"

User currently offlineNZblue From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 638 posts, RR: 3
Reply 5, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 11147 times:

"Stop saying that! You're making my airplane blush!"

-NZblue



It's an entirely different kind of flying; all together.
User currently offlineNwafa From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1893 posts, RR: 15
Reply 6, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 11125 times:

"ah, how do I turn this thing on"?


THANK YOU FOR FLYING NORTHWEST AIRLINES, WE TRULY APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS!
User currently offlineC130HERCULES From Trinidad and Tobago, joined Jun 2004, 77 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 11099 times:

''What seems to be the problem officer? ''  Big grin


Vacation - ''Time wasted between two flights''
User currently offlineKBUF737 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 779 posts, RR: 3
Reply 8, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 11065 times:

Ummm.......4000 gallons of Jet A please, and squeege this windows if you dont mind. Also if you could check the tire pressure and hydraulic fluid please. You can put it on my F/O's credit card when you are done.




The tower? Rapunzel!!!!!!
User currently offlineOzzie From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 338 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 11055 times:

What? What is that? Parking Validation? Whata you mean? Oh, the one you gave me before? I, um, ah, lost that.

WHAT? Thats $22 EUR? Well it is prime parking,


User currently offlineVatveng From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 958 posts, RR: 1
Reply 10, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 11052 times:

"I wish they'd give us rear view mirrors! Backing this thing up is a real pain in the neck!"


Visited VA,NC,PA,SC,FL,GA,OH,AL,TX,TN,CO,CA,UT,NV,NM,IN,KY,MD,MO,CT,MA,NH,ME.
User currently offlineAer From Guatemala, joined Mar 2004, 1048 posts, RR: 3
Reply 11, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 11032 times:

Whoa they really look like ants! Oh wait...


nice and spacious airports in need of new airlines and flights... GUA or FRS anyone?... anyone at all?
User currently offlineSNBA319 From Netherlands, joined Oct 2003, 298 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 11017 times:

OY You, guys.......haha very funny.....who took my window?? Come on who took it?

User currently offlineHorus From Egypt, joined Feb 2004, 5230 posts, RR: 59
Reply 13, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 11006 times:

'It's a looong way down there.....I'm feeling sick...'


EGYPT: A 7,000 Year Old Civilisation
User currently offlineFlyboy36y From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3039 posts, RR: 7
Reply 14, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 10989 times:

"Learn to taxi, jackass!!"

User currently offlineFly2HMO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 10981 times:

Cap'n: I think I'm (*cough*) going to (*gulp, gurgle, gulp*) throw up...

F/O: NOT OVER THE INSTRUMENTS YOU IDIOT!!!THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!

Cap'n: *cough* *OOOMPH* get out of the way!!! *BLUAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!* *splash* oooops, I told yah...

Ramp agent below: I'll have your head you mother F***** son of a B****!!!!

 Big grin

[Edited 2004-06-17 02:13:20]

User currently offlineLeelaw From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 10981 times:

"I swear I put the full toll in the receptacle!"

User currently offlineUnitedTristar From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 10960 times:

After a long flight captain smith couldn't find his airsick bag and simply opened the window and puked down the side of the plane, much to the dismay of the ground crew standing below!

-m

 Big thumbs up


User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 10960 times:

"Jungle Red, I suppose"?

User currently offlineJake056 From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 291 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 10949 times:

"Lord have MERCY! I am NOT closing this thing until you get me some bean-o for this guy!!"

User currently offlineMMEPHX From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 10930 times:

..Are you sure this is the right aircraft, I thought ours were blue?

User currently offlineErj170 From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 6763 posts, RR: 17
Reply 21, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 10927 times:

What's that noise? Do I have a flat again, dammit! Somebody call AAA!


Aiming High and going far..
User currently offlineFrancoflier From France, joined Oct 2001, 3745 posts, RR: 11
Reply 22, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 10921 times:

Man, that F/O STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!


Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit posting...
User currently offlineFL1TPA From United States of America, joined May 2004, 258 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 10899 times:

"OK, the manual says '2' wings... I got mine. Herb, check your side for a... uh... wing; should be attached to the side."

<>



"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue."
User currently offlineHenpol747 From Mexico, joined Jun 2001, 588 posts, RR: 1
Reply 24, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 10868 times:


Weren´we supposed to have a wing on the left side too?!  Laugh out loud



Vive la France! ¡Viva México!
25 SlamClick : "Twelve blades!" (You old timers will know what I'm talking about.)
26 Erj170 : ya'll, I dropped my contact.. can somebody go get it for me.. I can see it from here.. I just need somebody to go and get it.. somebody? anybody? ya'l
27 Henpol747 : Erj170: Sorry, but what does "Twelve blades" mean?
28 Flairport : Captain to FO: "Yes, it is red!" or: "I thought I flew for jetBlue, not jetRed!"
29 Qb001 : "I see just one engine under the wing... Yep, we're flying the 330 today!"
30 Erj170 : Beats the bejeezus out of me.. SlamClick.. I don't think we are old timers.. what are twelve blades?
31 Espion007 : yea can i get the directions to DCA?Ive seen to landed somewhere different... ....yea,yea, so exit 2B from I495 south right?
32 Jake056 : "See, I told you we landed."
33 September11 : "oh, no ... this vomit stinks!"
34 Atrude777 : capt: GOD DAMN IT!!!! SOMEONE KEYED MY PLANE!! I WANNA KNOW WHO WAS THE BASTARD THAT DID IT!!!! Ramp agent- sure as hell wasnt me.. capt: oh yeah?!?!?
35 StearmanNut : Lotta fun taxiing around like this, my head out in the breeze, but OHHH!!! Those dang Junebugs!
36 InnocuousFox : [unseen driver]"Hey... does that thing got a hemi-?" [pilot]"Yep!"
37 Alphascan : "Would somebody please get that bull away from my airplane!!!! Damn I hate these Madrid stops."
38 7574EVER : "I swear I put the full toll in the receptacle!" - Leelaw Aw, screw this! I'm gettin IPASS!
39 NWADC9 : Is anybody looking? No? Okay, FLOOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40 Continental : "Wow, we must be flying real high!"
41 Maharajah : Are you done changing the tires? We have taken a long pit stop. Can we leave now?
42 LGB Photos : Ok, where are the keys to start this thing? Did I drop them down below??
43 Nealcg : Nooo siiirrr officer...I haven;t been drinking today...BURP...hiccup.
44 Post contains images Tasha : DIA... LOL!!!! that is it exactly!!! Tasha
45 Nearord : "Anyone seen my smokes?"
46 Freshlove1 : Just for fun.........LETS NOT!!!!!!
47 Flybynight : Should there be a pair of legs sticking out of the engine like that?
48 AWspicious : "Damn! That's one hot looking flight attendant!"
49 KBUF737 : We really need more E-ZPass lanes for these afternoon delays.
50 DLKAPA : Hey guys, guess what? My pax are the playboy bunnies, wanna come see?
51 Aerotech : The 12 blades refers to starting a radial engine.
52 Post contains images ZKSUJ : "Why the hell did you park that tug infront of my plane?"
53 Oly720man : "OK, you use this thing on the left to go up and down, left and right, and those things in the middle to go faster and slower? Right, got it. OK, wher
54 BNE : Where were we supposed to be going today.
55 744 : Where is the Captain. Where are the BRAKES?? How do you stop this thing. It's turning all red. Is that a danger sign?
56 Pe@rson : "Fcuk it, then! You fly this piece of sh!t!."
57 CLEwatcher : his thoughts: "should i go get that dime, or should i saty here......."
58 NWDC10 : Welcome to "Jet Black" airlines. Robert NWDC10
59 SNBA319 : to the ramp-agent... "euhh....do you happen to know the way to Heraklion by any chance?"
60 Soups : i dont think i have a flat tyre... or the flight officer just farted
61 Pilot kaz : oh geeez! i droped my dougnut!
62 SAS330GOT : " eeeewwwwhhh, excuse me could you come in and show me where on the map we are?" "Ohh, you are right it is all shiny and new" SAS330GOT
63 ND : "I did not, repeat, did not just swallow a man in the engine."
64 7E72004 : "Check out that brunette that just went by!" "I think i just lost a contact!"
65 JGPH1A : "Greenland ? Nah, mate - this ones going to Crete. You want the number 37, be along in a minute"
66 RaginMav : (captain) "Yeah, I had this baby up to Mach 3 the other day" (ramp worker) "You can't go Mach 3 in an A330!" (captain) "Well I shaved with a Mach 3, w
67 JCS : "Hmmm, like this fresh air! Let's go!"
68 MD80Nut : "Pheew! Man, you got to do something about that body odor!" "Awww, shit! Somebody keyed my Airbus!" "... and I'll have some onion rings and a Coke wit
69 Mriya : These are so great! Photo captions should be a regular feature on here. "Hey, KLM 738.... wanna race?" /too early in the morning for anything better
70 SlamClick : Okay, for those who asked about reply 25: "twelve blades" was a call often used when cranking up a radial engine. The pilot on that side would look ou
71 MD80Nut : Here's some more I thought up: "Cool, you can see down her top from up here!" "Oh great, I spend all morning waxing this thing and there's a smudge al
72 Mozart : "Hey, missy, shall I take you for a ride? No? Hey, c'mon, let me at least have your phone number!"
73 KLM777 : "Yeah yeah, I know my skin color matches the aircraft color, now stop your silly jokes and get back to work ramper"
74 RaginMav : "$3 in tolls to drive 10 miles, and they still can't fix the damn pot holes!!!" (astonished captain) "I didn't know Southwest birds had winglets!!!" "
75 WJA73G : This guy's face is turning as red as his plane!! WJA73G
76 RaginMav : "bogie 3 o'clock!!" "YEEHAAAWWWW!!!! Jester's Dead!!!"
77 Mikesairways : "Errr...gee Mrs. Jones, i'm sorry about your cat there..."
78 Lufthansa : The captain is a QF captain, on pushback from BNE, which is also Virginblue hub. "Holy shit, BLOODY RICHARD BRANSON!!!!" News paper reads: Last night
79 Hirisk : damn dropped the keys.i suppose i could hotwire this thing......zap.... maybe not! or did you see those AF stewardesses! WOW!!!!!!
80 Iberia340600 : "Damn roadkill....that one sure made a mess!!"
81 LTBEWR : Damm, I scraped a wheel on the curb, these parking spaces are too tight! Engine on port side, check, wing on port side, check... Excuse me sir, could
82 Elwood64151 : "Damnit! I forgot to put the gas cap back on!" "Wow... Pennies really do kill when dropped from altitude." "(hauggh-cck!) P-Tooey!" First Officer: "Re
83 AGrayson514 : I've always been bad at parallel parking... First Officer: "Cap'n, we need to get off at the next exit, so you need to switch lanes!" Cap'n: "Oy, Hey,
84 KYAir : "CLEAR PROP!!!" or "Does this plane make me look fat? Be honest."
85 Skydrolboy : "Hey Bob, I'll take the skinny one, you can have the ugly one" "Oh crap, the mechanic is walking towards our plane with the duct tape again"
86 SkyWestFan : Capt: " I told them a million times, Air Greenland aircraft are GREEN......Damnit we're at war with Air France and the rest of those jerks. We NEED CA
87 Big777jet : "Hey ramp worker, can you give me a direction to runway 1R? I couldn't figure it out where the runway is at. I lost my airport chart map."
88 CVG777 : "No, I'm not really a pilot.....but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night." "I'm going on vacation! I'm going on vacation! Oh, I'm sorry. I d
89 N751PR : Pilot: Damn those F/As posing for Playboy on my number 1 engine... F/O: Um Dave, you have the best seat in the house... Pilot: Well yeah but.....hey G
90 MIAspotter : BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP (as in the reverse alarm in trucks) Captain: Ok easssy....easyyy just a bit more... a bit more... straighten up... Excel
91 N6376m : I told you we wouldn't make it.
92 Post contains images AWspicious : "Same to you, buddy!"
93 Texasflyer : WOAH! I think somebody ate some bad food in their, I can barely breath. I might have to fly like this the whole flight if I wanna breath.
94 Asteriskceo : "Hmmm? I don't see any trees to crash into...were clear!"
95 Daedalus : F/O: "OK, OK, dont climb out! Ill call you Skipper and you can call me Gilligan."
96 NW7E7 : "Is that a scratch??!!! I just got this baby painted!!!!"
97 CruzinAltitude : "Hey Bob, your right, that is fun! Now I understand why every dog riding in a car does it!"
98 Cpt Underpants : "Full left, full right, neutral. Geez, this new control check procedure is a pain in the ass!" or, "Man, another new paint scheme for Skyservice. I re
99 Post contains images BMAbound : F/O: "V1" Captain: "Rotate" johan
100 Aerlingusa330 : Where's my Preparation H?
101 Cumulonimbus : Time to get the bags and Duct Tape!!
102 StanstedFlyer : F/O: " Why can't you just comb your hair like the rest of us! You have to be different and go for the windswept look."
103 7E72004 : "Damn it, some pulled a hit and run...look at that dent!"
104 JosAron : This plane looks like a bloody hemmeroid..Put some Preperation H in that jet fuel!
105 Post contains images Brettbrett21 : ''Can I have two Big mac meals, two coffees and an apple pie?" or...... "So thats second right and left at the traffic lights??" Brett
106 BR715-A1-30 : "Twelve Blades" is what they used to start Piston Prop engines, such as the "Connie" engines. Once the 3 blades rotated 4 times, they were supposed to
107 Flyinround731 : Reminds me of "Airplane" when they were at the gate at LAX and the pilot puts down the window to give the maintainence guy his credit card to pay for
108 Na : No, officer, I swear, I didn´t see the 55 mph sign. 50 bucks? Gal, that´s more than in Las Vegas!
109 Post contains images YooYoo : Left Wing?..."Check" !! "I thought we would be higher by now ?" "MY GUM !!" Andreas
110 Post contains links and images LY7E7 : This is all so funny now try this one : http://www.airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/587916/
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