NWA757 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 172 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (10 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1825 times:
No, to my knowledge there are absolutely no forms of IFE in the cockpits for crews. The only form of IFE is the F/O. IFE in US registered aircraft is illegal and not allowed by the FAA. Remember, the pilots are there to do their job....FLY. IFE would without a doubt be too distracting.
Starlionblue From Greenland, joined Feb 2004, 17287 posts, RR: 67
Reply 3, posted (10 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1726 times:
IFE in the cockpit:
- Pressing the call button repeatedly, then telling the onrushing F/A that you slipped.
- Repeat the above until just before the F/A smashes you in the head with a spare oxygen tank.
- The realistic nature movie projected in the windows.
- On the ground, using the "Ground Call" (horn) button when the ground handler has his head in the front wheel well.
- Just before you stop at the gate, brake violently so all the morons who have gotten up bang their heads.
- Start the PA inflight and announce "Hi and welcome to xxx. We are pleased to have you- HOLY CRAP!"
Who needs IFE up there? And remember, these guys are ON THE JOB!
"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."