Flyguyclt From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 537 posts, RR: 9 Posted (9 years 2 months 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 8688 times:
The other night the service was over, the flight attendants had cleaned up the cabin and asked everyone if they wanted refills, then the call light at row 18 right on the A320 went off. The flight attendant approached,
F/A. "May I get you anything?"
Pax. "I need to go use the restroom, could you wake the person next to me up so I can get out of my seat?" I thought this has got to be a joke. (The pax was a 40 something year old woman who was making the request.)
F/A looked at the man who was asleep (or so the pax thought, he later said it was the only way to get some peace from Chatty Cathy), his one eye opened and it rolled, knowing he (the pax) had a sense of humor the f/a jerked his arm and said. He get up and let the lady out.
Pax, "Thank You."
F/A ," Yeah but you are on your own in the lavatory."
Pax, "There is a call light in there too you know."
Safe Flying with a little humor.
Folks, hate to break it to you. You are on your own in the lavatory, unless it is an emergency, and yes it is ok to ask the man snoaring next to you if you can get out.
Foxiboy From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2004, 208 posts, RR: 4 Reply 4, posted (9 years 2 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 8104 times:
The best i ever had was an elderly couple after take off pushed the call bell, and asked for a menu for the meal, the man said if we had steak he wanted it blue,i explained that there was only a choice of meat or a veg option, to which he said well thats not good enough, can you tell the cook that last time he flew they could order what they wanted so why not on this aeroplane, i ask him when he had last flown GET THIS on his way to india on a flying boat on his way home from school !
Starlionblue From Greenland, joined Feb 2004, 16375 posts, RR: 66 Reply 5, posted (9 years 2 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 8049 times:
Of course, in the US, they always looked at me funny when I asked for "Sparkling water please."
I have since learned that it's called "Club Soda", but that's not quite the same thing guys
And just to be even more weird and annoying: "No ice please". No I'm not trying to further doom the airline financially. I just think my drink is cold enough as it is, and I don't want to dilute that great "club" taste...
"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots." - from Citadel by John Ringo
777ER From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 11675 posts, RR: 16 Reply 6, posted (9 years 2 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 8018 times:
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Last year on Air NZ during a domestic flight from AKL-WLG, there was a young foreign lady who pushed the FA button, the FA came and she asked the FA for a bottle of breast milk to feed her 1 month old girl. The foreign lady must have been embarrassed about asking because she was whispering as quieltly as she could, but I still heard her request. I tried so hard not to crack up in laughter, but after about 1 minute I cracked up. She was flying with her husband and two daughters.
Jc2354 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 554 posts, RR: 0 Reply 7, posted (9 years 2 months 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 7656 times:
Back in more relaxed times, I left the flight deck to visit the lav. While waiting for it become available, I was in the galley, fixing a coffee, chatting up the flight attendants. Suddenly, the law door was flung open and there it was. A 50ish lady, sitting on the toilets, pants down around her ankles, asking "loudly" where the kotex were. For once in my career, I was speechless. All I could do was turn to the flight attendants for help. I had heard many stories, and thought most of them were of the "urban legend" variety. Not anymore!
Erikwilliam From Brazil, joined Mar 2004, 2152 posts, RR: 13 Reply 8, posted (9 years 2 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 6840 times:
I once saw a "high-society" B**ch from CGH-SDU that wanted anyway possible the board with her poodle in ger arms, not in the cage, not even less in the cargo area. Resoult, the Attender in front desk after about 20min explaining the situation to her said: "mam, this is an airline company, we travel people in our seats not dogs nor any animal, if U wanna travel with your dog, take your ass to a car and a have a nice 5hrs drive. The hole line claped their hands and the "lady" got out of the line.
This was on a JJ flight in 2002.
Congrats to the attender
Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
Nwafflyer From United States of America, joined Jul 2004, 1050 posts, RR: 2 Reply 9, posted (9 years 2 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 3954 times:
Starlionblue -- you must be European -- have a good friend who flies back and forth from the UK to US all the time -- she never wants ice -- of course, I always want more than they give me. Flying together, we're fine, separately, we loose --
Obviously not a critical issue, and we both fly NW between Detroit and Amsterdam regularly -- but a definite (and critical) cultural difference
Flyguyclt From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 537 posts, RR: 9 Reply 10, posted (9 years 2 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 3168 times:
Yes, those flights are crazy with ice sometimes. When the water comes out in between the services, it is always the question to ice or not to ice? We sometimes ice the entire pitcher and then use hot water. The ice melts and the water is ice cold. Problem solved. I think.
Thanks for flying with NWA !
F/A: "May I offer you something to drink?"
Pax: "Pepsi Light , one ice cube."
F/A: "No problem."
SlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 69 Reply 11, posted (9 years 2 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2636 times:
Not a passenger, but surely a strange request.
Back in the 1960s a relative who was a dairy farmer in norhtern California told me that a hippie had walked up to him at his barn and asked if he could buy some "non-violent beef." When asked to clarify, he said: "Well, you know, a cow that died of natural causes."
Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
Neednewairport From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 235 posts, RR: 0 Reply 12, posted (9 years 2 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 2172 times:
These have actually been asked of me.....
how old is this plane? (older than me)
where does the elevator go? (where do you think it may go)
do you have ice cream? (pax was in coach)
the sinks really drain outside, why don't we decompress?
can you get a decent fridge for 500 dollars?
Lowrider From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 3220 posts, RR: 10 Reply 14, posted (9 years 2 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1790 times:
Just finished a flight where a passenger told both the F/A and myself during boarding that he would have to borrow one of our cell phones to call his family since the flight was running late. When I told him that I did not typically loan out my personal cell phone, he was insulted and proceeded to tell us how we were obligated to let him call his family. All I could think to tell him was that there were pay phones in the terminal which he could have used, right up until boarding.
Flyguyclt From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 537 posts, RR: 9 Reply 15, posted (9 years 2 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1577 times:
Customers in general are great to be around. It is the ones that are clueless in society that gives me the greatest humor and laughter. I used to get mad at the insanity. But then again, if someone comes from a family with just one limb on the family tree, it is not their fault, is it ? As far as passengers using my personal cell phone, if I have time, and they are nice maybe. After all, that is my personal cell phone, paid for by me with my paycheck and does not have the company logo on it. That would be like me asking the Ford Executive in 1A to use his laptop since I have a Ford in my driveway. (Hhmm, but the again, I'll bet that laptop is paid for by Ford as a business item.)
How many airline people on here, have people asking all the time, "Got a buddy pass for me?" and you really don't even know the person?