LTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 12365 posts, RR: 12 Reply 1, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 4893 times:
Ah yes... the chick network...It seems all of their movies involve women in distress and finding a way out of their problems...very depressing. A better choice of a aircraft related movie for them and with a female hero, would be the TV movie done about the Aloha flight with the in flight fusualge damage.
FRAspotter From United States of America, joined May 2004, 2316 posts, RR: 10 Reply 2, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 4881 times:
Quoting OzarkD9S (Thread starter): 14 year old girl has to land a plane after lightening strikes the cockpit.
I'm still trying to think how that is possible. Even to the aircraft illiterates out there, they would know that if lightning hits the cockpit, you can pretty much kiss your @ss goodbye, but hey, it's a movie.
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
OzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 4684 posts, RR: 23 Reply 3, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 4830 times:
They don't have to make sense, that's the beauty of them. I'll be tuned in for sure, unless there's something better on Bravo.
Alberchico From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 2690 posts, RR: 0 Reply 4, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 4814 times:
Airspeed is a piece of s t . It is the most horrible movie to watch? Watch only Nowhere to Land
here is the 747-400 cockpit mockup
the other garbage stars elisha cuthbert, the daughter of jack bauer on ''24''
short summary of every jewish holiday: they tried to kill us ,we won , lets eat !
OzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 4684 posts, RR: 23 Reply 5, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 4806 times:
If "Airspeed" sucks that bad, I'll be SURE to watch!
Alberchico From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 2690 posts, RR: 0 Reply 6, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 4779 times:
the airspeed on has a horrible plot . A kc-135 has to go up and attampt a mid air transfer. The models used in the movie are atrocious.
short summary of every jewish holiday: they tried to kill us ,we won , lets eat !
LY4XELD From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 851 posts, RR: 16 Reply 7, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 4676 times:
I thought Lifetime movies had to have a colon in it!
OzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 4684 posts, RR: 23 Reply 8, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 4654 times:
LY4XELD: HA HA HA...so true.
Usually there's some horrible male animal testing the resolve of the female victim. I'm sure they'll work some evil man into both flicks.
Mirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7422 posts, RR: 65 Reply 10, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4509 times:
Are you saying the blonde in thye above photo is on 24? dont think so.
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Planemannyc From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 990 posts, RR: 9 Reply 12, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 4347 times:
I would be instead watching the Amazing Race. CBS ( 9 Eastern / 7 Centeral. I beleive)....much more entertaining, IMHO.
Cha747 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 763 posts, RR: 6 Reply 13, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 4184 times:
Hmmm...I never watched Air Speed before, it's on right now...but lighting struck (what looks like a 727?) and there is a hole in the fuselage, the autopilot is frozen in the "on" position with the flight crew "passed-out", and a 13 year old has to coordinate getting everybody off the plane via a refueling boom? Huh? When did I miss that 727-like planes can be refueled in-flight
You land a million planes safely, then you have one little mid-air and you never hear the end of it - Pushing Tin
NWADC9 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4862 posts, RR: 10 Reply 14, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 4152 times:
Quoting Cha747 (Reply 13): 13 year old has to coordinate getting everybody off the plane via a refueling boom?
What are passengers doing on a KC-135?
Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 9): The onscreen label I have programmed for Lifetime is "FWC." It stands for that F***ing Womens' Channel.
COOL! I don't need one for PBS. They already did it for me. It stands for:
Pure Bull $#!*
Flying an aeroplane with only a single propeller to keep you in the air. Can you imagine that? -Capt. Picard
GoCOgo From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 701 posts, RR: 2 Reply 15, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 4146 times:
Quoting Alberchico (Reply 4): the other garbage stars elisha cuthbert,
That is plenty of reason to watch that movie if you ask me. (Took a while to find a photo of her that wouldn't get me banned)
"Why you fly is your business, how you fly is ours"
Zippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 4743 posts, RR: 13 Reply 16, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 4101 times:
Ok, this movie is a bit too old and probably not "politically correct" for the Chick Flick network. But, if you want a cinematic tour de force that is guaranteed to make you laugh so hard, you'll have to pee in your air sickness bag!
Look at the plane in this picture! What's wrong with this picture? Well, the airplane has propellers! And its title is Jet Over The Atlantic!
It is in beautiful black and white.
Typical 1950's over the top overacted melodrama. And that movie music!
Amazing how, these passengers even through the agony of emanate defeat; (meeting the grim reaper), they look like they just had their stuffy 1950's threads Martinized! And the men all kept their Dick Tracey looking hats in place; And the women with that neatly coiffed George Washington style hair looked oh so prim and proper with their pillbox hats and white gloves!
Of course, through this impending disaster they huffed and puffed their Lucky Strikes.
And that so called Jet had the ancient Jurassic looking passenger cabin of a DC 6 or DC 7 and the plane sounded like a prop, like Skyking!
But, I digress, go watch both flicks on the chick network, they sound so awful they should be sort of a hoot. But, if you can find it, Jet Over The Atlantic is must see cinemascope 1950's hokum. D
This is what that Jet Over The Atlantic Sounded like; and the cast looked like this.
Now this is more Life Time! Tracy Gold deserves a Life Time poorly written with screwed up aviation details airline disaster movie!
F9Animal From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 4745 posts, RR: 29 Reply 17, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 4009 times:
LMAO!! I watched Nowhere To Land. Actually a pretty good movie. I have watched Airspeed for 2 minutes now, and I am ready to change the channel. The interior of the 727 that they showed taking off, looks like it could be an A380! I never knew the 727 cabin was so big. I mean the last time I flew a 727 was about 5 years ago. Interesting.... LOL!!!
StevenUhl777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 18, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 3983 times:
Quoting OzarkD9S (Thread starter): 9pm (Est) "Airspeed" - 14 year old girl has to land a plane after lightening strikes the cockpit.
'Nuff said. Thank you for saving me 2 hours of my life that otherwise would have been wasted.
Quoting Alberchico (Reply 6): the airspeed on has a horrible plot . A kc-135 has to go up and attampt a mid air transfer. The models used in the movie are atrocious.
How DARE they dissrespect Airport '75!!!! A poor attempt at trying to ripoff a used plotline.
Quoting LY4XELD (Reply 7): thought Lifetime movies had to have a colon in it!
They do...that's why all their movies are full of sh-t!!!
Zippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 4743 posts, RR: 13 Reply 19, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 3981 times:
Sorry about my last post where that picture of Tracy Gold did not appear. I should know, not to bother with Tripod pages.
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t . It is the most horrible movie to watch? Watch only Nowhere to Land
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(Took a while to find a photo of her that wouldn't get me banned)
Now this is more Life Time! Tracy Gold deserves a Life Time poorly written with screwed up aviation details airline disaster movie!
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