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2 Commercial Airline Movies On Lifetime Tonight  
User currently offlineOzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5123 posts, RR: 21
Posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 6283 times:

7pm (Est) "Nowhere To Land" - Jack Wagner as a pilot with nerve gas on the plane and being refused the right to land anywhere.

9pm (Est) "Airspeed" - 14 year old girl has to land a plane after lightening strikes the cockpit.

If anyone appreciates spotting technical errors on TV shows and movies, these two are made for TV and promise to be full of them. Enjoy!


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User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13120 posts, RR: 12
Reply 1, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 6225 times:

Ah yes... the chick network...It seems all of their movies involve women in distress and finding a way out of their problems...very depressing. A better choice of a aircraft related movie for them and with a female hero, would be the TV movie done about the Aloha flight with the in flight fusualge damage.

User currently offlineFRAspotter From United States of America, joined May 2004, 2354 posts, RR: 9
Reply 2, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 6213 times:

Quoting OzarkD9S (Thread starter):
14 year old girl has to land a plane after lightening strikes the cockpit.

I'm still trying to think how that is possible. Even to the aircraft illiterates out there, they would know that if lightning hits the cockpit, you can pretty much kiss your @ss goodbye, but hey, it's a movie.



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User currently offlineOzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5123 posts, RR: 21
Reply 3, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 6162 times:

They don't have to make sense, that's the beauty of them. I'll be tuned in for sure, unless there's something better on Bravo.  Wink


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User currently offlineAlberchico From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 2921 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 6146 times:

Airspeed is a piece of s censored t . It is the most horrible movie to watch? Watch only Nowhere to Land

here is the 747-400 cockpit mockup








the other garbage stars elisha cuthbert, the daughter of jack bauer on ''24''



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User currently offlineOzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5123 posts, RR: 21
Reply 5, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 6138 times:

If "Airspeed" sucks that bad, I'll be SURE to watch!

Nothing better than a really bad movie.



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User currently offlineAlberchico From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 2921 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 6111 times:

the airspeed on has a horrible plot . A kc-135 has to go up and attampt a mid air transfer. The models used in the movie are atrocious.


short summary of every jewish holiday: they tried to kill us ,we won , lets eat !
User currently offlineLY4XELD From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 857 posts, RR: 15
Reply 7, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 6008 times:

I thought Lifetime movies had to have a colon in it!

Like "Airspeed: The Christina Logan Story"

or "Nowhere to Land: The Jessica Smith Story"

 Smile



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User currently offlineOzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5123 posts, RR: 21
Reply 8, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 5986 times:

LY4XELD: HA HA HA...so true.

Usually there's some horrible male animal testing the resolve of the female victim. I'm sure they'll work some evil man into both flicks.



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User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 5907 times:

The onscreen label I have programmed for Lifetime is "FWC." It stands for that F***ing Womens' Channel.

Up until a few months ago it used to be "AWP." Angry Women in Peril.

Mark


User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7443 posts, RR: 62
Reply 10, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 5841 times:
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Are you saying the blonde in thye above photo is on 24? dont think so.


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User currently offlineStarlionblue From Greenland, joined Feb 2004, 17054 posts, RR: 67
Reply 11, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 5811 times:

Quoting Mirrodie (Reply 10):
Are you saying the blonde in thye above photo is on 24? dont think so.

That pic is from "Nowhere to land". Elisha Cuthbert is on "Airspeed".



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User currently offlinePlanemannyc From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 1008 posts, RR: 8
Reply 12, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 5679 times:
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I would be instead watching the Amazing Race. CBS ( 9 Eastern / 7 Centeral. I beleive)....much more entertaining, IMHO.

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Wasim / Planemannyc


User currently offlineCha747 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 785 posts, RR: 6
Reply 13, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 5516 times:

Hmmm...I never watched Air Speed before, it's on right now...but lighting struck (what looks like a 727?) and there is a hole in the fuselage, the autopilot is frozen in the "on" position with the flight crew "passed-out", and a 13 year old has to coordinate getting everybody off the plane via a refueling boom? Huh? When did I miss that 727-like planes can be refueled in-flight  Wink


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User currently offlineNWADC9 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4897 posts, RR: 10
Reply 14, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 5484 times:

Quoting Cha747 (Reply 13):
13 year old has to coordinate getting everybody off the plane via a refueling boom?

What are passengers doing on a KC-135?

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 9):
The onscreen label I have programmed for Lifetime is "FWC." It stands for that F***ing Womens' Channel.

COOL! I don't need one for PBS. They already did it for me. It stands for:
Pure Bull $#!*



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User currently offlineGoCOgo From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 701 posts, RR: 1
Reply 15, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 5478 times:

Quoting Alberchico (Reply 4):
the other garbage stars elisha cuthbert,



That is plenty of reason to watch that movie if you ask me. Big grin (Took a while to find a photo of her that wouldn't get me banned)



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User currently offlineZippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5486 posts, RR: 13
Reply 16, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 5433 times:



Ok, this movie is a bit too old and probably not "politically correct" for the Chick Flick network. But, if you want a cinematic tour de force that is guaranteed to make you laugh so hard, you'll have to pee in your air sickness bag!

  • Look at the plane in this picture! What's wrong with this picture? Well, the airplane has propellers! And its title is Jet Over The Atlantic!
  • It is in beautiful black and white.
  • Typical 1950's over the top overacted melodrama. And that movie music!
  • Amazing how, these passengers even through the agony of emanate defeat; (meeting the grim reaper), they look like they just had their stuffy 1950's threads Martinized! And the men all kept their Dick Tracey looking hats in place; And the women with that neatly coiffed George Washington style hair looked oh so prim and proper with their pillbox hats and white gloves!
  • Of course, through this impending disaster they huffed and puffed their Lucky Strikes.
  • And that so called Jet had the ancient Jurassic looking passenger cabin of a DC 6 or DC 7 and the plane sounded like a prop, like Skyking!


But, I digress, go watch both flicks on the chick network, they sound so awful they should be sort of a hoot. But, if you can find it, Jet Over The Atlantic is must see cinemascope 1950's hokum. Big grinD


This is what that Jet Over The Atlantic Sounded like; and the cast looked like this.

Now this is more Life Time! Tracy Gold deserves a Life Time poorly written with screwed up aviation details airline disaster movie!



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User currently offlineF9Animal From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 5065 posts, RR: 28
Reply 17, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 5341 times:

LMAO!! I watched Nowhere To Land. Actually a pretty good movie. I have watched Airspeed for 2 minutes now, and I am ready to change the channel. The interior of the 727 that they showed taking off, looks like it could be an A380! I never knew the 727 cabin was so big. I mean the last time I flew a 727 was about 5 years ago. Interesting.... LOL!!!

[Edited 2005-03-30 07:05:24]


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User currently offlineStevenUhl777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 5315 times:

Quoting OzarkD9S (Thread starter):
9pm (Est) "Airspeed" - 14 year old girl has to land a plane after lightening strikes the cockpit.

'Nuff said. Thank you for saving me 2 hours of my life that otherwise would have been wasted.

Quoting Alberchico (Reply 6):
the airspeed on has a horrible plot . A kc-135 has to go up and attampt a mid air transfer. The models used in the movie are atrocious.

How DARE they dissrespect Airport '75!!!! A poor attempt at trying to ripoff a used plotline.

Quoting LY4XELD (Reply 7):
thought Lifetime movies had to have a colon in it!

They do...that's why all their movies are full of sh-t!!!  Wink


User currently offlineZippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5486 posts, RR: 13
Reply 19, posted (9 years 6 months 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 5313 times:

Sorry about my last post where that picture of Tracy Gold did not appear. I should know, not to bother with Tripod pages.


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