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Good SWA Joke!  
User currently offlineERJ145LR From United States of America, joined Aug 2004, 431 posts, RR: 0
Posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1566 times:

You have probably heard this one before, but I thought it was pretty clever!

Here it is...

Why will Southwest Airlines never have any babies?


--Because they always pull out ontime! Smile

Another variation goes sorta like this...
Well, you know how you always see little baby ducks following their parent ducks around... you will nevert see baby southwest planes trailing behind thir parents, because southwest always pulls out on-time!

(I dont really like that version as much)

Enjoy!

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User currently offlineNtspelich From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 764 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1482 times:

Hmm must have watched Airline last night.


United 717 heavy, you're facing the wrong way. Any chance you can powerback to get off of my deice pad?
User currently offlineERJ145LR From United States of America, joined Aug 2004, 431 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1373 times:

You got it! Thats why I said.."most of you have probably heard this"... I figured the majority of people on this site watch that awsome show! By the way...It looks like its gunna be another great season of Airline..thanks A&E!

User currently offlineStealthZ From Australia, joined Feb 2005, 5609 posts, RR: 45
Reply 3, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1351 times:
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Irony aimed at drawing attention to this crap is rapidly pulled from this forum but the garbage that provokes it stays.. go figure


If your camera sends text messages, that could explain why your photos are rubbish!
User currently offlineAirWillie6475 From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2448 posts, RR: 1
Reply 4, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1328 times:

I don't get the joke. Besides the sexual message what is the joke?

User currently offlineBudyboy From United States of America, joined May 2005, 64 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1313 times:

Another one: told by a FA after a hard landing---

'Ladies and Gentlemen, what you just felt was not my fault, it wasn't the Pilots fault, it was the asphalt.'


User currently offlineERJ145LR From United States of America, joined Aug 2004, 431 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1306 times:

You really must be slow to not get this one. Chill out everyone...pull the f**** brick out of your assed, I was just trying to tell a damn joke... yall must have not gotten laid lately, Sorry your in such a bad mood  Sad

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