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Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)  
User currently offline707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Posted (9 years 3 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 62124 times:

Here's an incident report following misconducts aboard an AF flight.

http://pluchette.free.fr/report.jpg

Rough translation :

Meeting at 8.20 with the police upon arrival, due to ACARS sent by captain inflight.
2 Russian (female) PAX slightly drunk upon boarding were caught twice smoking in the toilets, then started drinking with 2 Romanian PAX + sexual intercourse on cabin seats, no attention paid to the other PAX, not even to the FA. STOP. All 4 PAX naked in the plane. STOP. Police handled them upon arrival, kept them for 8 hours in a cell with cancellation of the continuating flight

Cheers,

707

[Edited 2005-05-27 17:13:28]

53 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineMKEdude From South Korea, joined May 2005, 1011 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (9 years 3 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 62013 times:

Got to love that AF IFE!!! bigthumbsup 


"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline." Frank Zappa
User currently offlineBCAL From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2004, 3384 posts, RR: 16
Reply 2, posted (9 years 3 months 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 61888 times:

Should this not be included in the thread http://www.airliners.net/discussions/aviation_polls/read.main/48820/
 bigthumbsup 



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User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 3 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 61679 times:

Quoting MKEdude (Reply 1):
Got to love that AF IFE!!!

 rotfl  Beats any IFE I've ever seen . . .


User currently offlineKahala777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 3 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 61632 times:

They may have still been feeling the wonders and sexuality of Rio de Janeiro!


Regards - Kahala777


User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13078 posts, RR: 12
Reply 5, posted (9 years 3 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 61574 times:

Were they using condoms?  biggrin 
What a wacky, gross story, sounds like a meeting of the 'mile high club'. Maybe they were rehersing for a porn movie. I hope there wern't any kiddies on board. If this was on a flight to the USA, our prudes would have beat on these 'savages' and treated them like potential terrorists.  duck 


User currently offlineEnviroTO From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 825 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (9 years 3 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 61536 times:

What is the point of taking a picture of the incident report? We need a picture of the incident.  Smile

User currently offlineIkramerica From United States of America, joined May 2005, 21511 posts, RR: 60
Reply 7, posted (9 years 3 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 61513 times:

Use your imagination... has TV spoiled us that much?  Smile


Of all the things to worry about... the Wookie has no pants.
User currently offlineMIASkies From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 1347 posts, RR: 1
Reply 8, posted (9 years 3 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 61485 times:

That's HOT!

 Wink


I wish I could have joined  Wink



Nothing better than making love at 35K Feet!
User currently offlineIncitatus From Brazil, joined Feb 2005, 4009 posts, RR: 13
Reply 9, posted (9 years 3 months 5 days ago) and read 61465 times:

Oh, that's what happens with foreigners after they get to experiment Rio... or experiment in Rio  hypnotized 


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User currently offlineRicci767 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2005, 151 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (9 years 3 months 5 days ago) and read 61369 times:

What aircraft was this? May say on the picture but I can't see it.

User currently offlineFlySSC From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 7411 posts, RR: 57
Reply 11, posted (9 years 3 months 5 days ago) and read 61322 times:

AF443 is GIG-CDG, operated Daily by a B744

User currently offlineIDAWA From Italy, joined Aug 2004, 303 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (9 years 3 months 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 60541 times:

Quoting MKEdude (Reply 1):
Got to love that AF IFE!!!

It's the new state-of-the-art IFE, called HGOD (=Hot Girls On Demand)  Cool

I-DAWA



Flown on: 319, 320, 321, 340, 727, 737, 747, 757, 767, 777, DC9, D10, M11, M80, 146, EM2, BEH, CRJ, DH8, L4T.
User currently offlineDeltaWings From Switzerland, joined Aug 2004, 1294 posts, RR: 17
Reply 13, posted (9 years 3 months 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 60487 times:

Sure it wasn't Corsair F-GSEX? That could have explained it.., maybe. tongue 

~DeltaWings



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User currently offlineUAalltheway From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 3 months 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 60448 times:

Quoting MKEdude (Reply 1):
Got to love that AF IFE!!!

LOL.. Maybe it's a french thing. =P


User currently offlineFlyBeQ400 From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2005, 222 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (9 years 3 months 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 60168 times:

Quoting 707CMF (Thread starter):
Police handled them upon arrival, kept them for 8 hours in a cell with cancellation of the continuating flight

Hmm... maybe would have been better to put them in different cells  Smile


User currently offlineDimsum From Canada, joined Jan 2005, 91 posts, RR: 1
Reply 16, posted (9 years 3 months 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 59926 times:

Quoting EnviroTO (Reply 6):
What is the point of taking a picture of the incident report? We need a picture of the incident.



Quoting EnviroTO (Reply 6):
That's HOT!



Quoting IDAWA (Reply 12):
It's the new state-of-the-art IFE, called HGOD (=Hot Girls On Demand)

Does it say anywhere that they were hot looking 20 yr olds tho? What if they were like, below avg looking, balding, not so skinny, not so young ppl?  Wink


User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8451 posts, RR: 10
Reply 17, posted (9 years 3 months 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 59862 times:
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Quoting 707CMF (Thread starter):
Police handled them upon arrival

Trust the cops to get in on the act!



After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...
User currently offlineExFATboy From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 2974 posts, RR: 9
Reply 18, posted (9 years 3 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 59698 times:

Quoting Dimsum (Reply 16):
Does it say anywhere that they were hot looking 20 yr olds tho? What if they were like, below avg looking, balding, not so skinny, not so young ppl?

*shudder*

Point well taken.


User currently offlineSA7700 From South Africa, joined Dec 2003, 3431 posts, RR: 26
Reply 19, posted (9 years 3 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 59652 times:
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You bunch of pervs!    2255 views in about 4-5 hours and I can bet the farm on it that the thread got this many views thus far because the words "inflight sex" appeared in the topic field.   

Rgds

SA7700

Edit: Typo

[Edited 2005-05-27 23:04:36]


When you are doing stuff that nobody has done before, there is no manual – Kevin McCloud (Grand Designs)
User currently offlineTimboflier215 From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 1336 posts, RR: 1
Reply 20, posted (9 years 3 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 59546 times:

thats prolly very true. if u promised pics, id bet ud have had double the views tho!!! that is seriously disgusting, tho, considering how many people could have been around!

User currently offlineLHRman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2004, 398 posts, RR: 6
Reply 21, posted (9 years 3 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 59298 times:

I find it quite amusing in complete honesty, imagine. Walking back from the bathroom you are sitting in the middle aisle, middle seat and they are going at it preventing you getting from your seat. What do you do, what do you do, 'excuse me', she replies 'just a sec', you wait 30secs and still nothing, you go 'uh hum' to what she replies in a menacing voice, 'for god sake im just coming now"!

I hope this doesnt offend anyone, just putting some humour into the thread :P. (Young humour).

Dave   

[Edited 2005-05-27 23:35:25]


Always after the picture you can't get..
User currently offlineTimboflier215 From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 1336 posts, RR: 1
Reply 22, posted (9 years 3 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 59131 times:

haha! hadnt thought of that scenario. id just head back to the toilet and pretend there was a queue. typical embarrased englishman!

User currently offlineSA7700 From South Africa, joined Dec 2003, 3431 posts, RR: 26
Reply 23, posted (9 years 3 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 59119 times:
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My reply: Honey, if it hasn't happened in "just a sec", you will probably reach your orgasm by the time we are on short finals.... Now please get over the damn hill or let me get to my seat please.

Rgds

SA7700



When you are doing stuff that nobody has done before, there is no manual – Kevin McCloud (Grand Designs)
User currently offlineJumppilot From United States of America, joined May 2005, 90 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (9 years 3 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 59073 times:

Funny, were they all complete strangers? Even better! I pray that a couple of chicks make their way up to the flight deck where I'm flying while we are cruising and then they........this Isn't appropriate. I'm sorry. Great thread!!!!!


pull back to go up, pull way back to go down!
25 Post contains images LipeGIG : That's why AF is doing so good in GIG-CDG Live IFE! And they never mention it in their marketing By the way and besides the humor, is good to know tha
26 Post contains images RDURAMPER : (RAMPER grumbles as he has to break out the potable water hose and spray down this thread ) And change out some seat cushions!
27 LPLAspotter : Unfortunately this is a very true statement. LPLAspotter
28 Post contains images HarvardMan99 : Now THAT'S what I call a real airline marketing alliance! AIR FRANCE.......you've got to love the French. Even their reports are written with flair.
29 Post contains images B787 : They say a pictue tells a thousand words...
30 Post contains images Iwok : Once again, Soul Plane may not be as fake as we think.. or Austin Powers for that matter iwok
31 Post contains images FlyAUA : Hahahaha If I was on that flight I would be pissing myself with laughter!!! And how dare you perves give this thread all it's thousands of hits
32 Post contains images Yhz78 : Damn dude, why go ahead and ruin a perfectly good visual?
33 Boeing727flyer : Better than the usaul crap service on Air France...Should have had better IFE.
34 Post contains images LPLAspotter : When was your last AF flight  [Edited 2005-05-28 01:37:03]
35 Boeing727flyer : 2 months ago and still not impressed with them..LH is miles better
36 Kahala777 : Compared to what? The non luxuries of every American airline plying the skies? Regards - Kahala777
37 Skyguy : Now that what I call a real "upgrade"!!
38 Nyca330 : I'm sure if I were the captain I would have them sent to my rest quarters to discipline them myself, rather than involving the police. They may have v
39 Zeekiel : Can I get a pimp, pimp, hooray! You have really got to laugh at this. What would posess two people to start doing the damage in flight? Not only that,
40 Flpuck6 : Not sure if I translate "rapports sexuels" by "sexual intercourse" ... maybe sexual gestures? movements? anyway ... certainly one for the books
41 Post contains images Skydrol : Maybe the dirty fuselage was a stimulant and got them turned on! LD4
42 CXYYZ : If I were to translate rapports sexuels and try to keep the nuance the same, sexual relations is pretty much the literal equivalent that I'd use. Rap
43 BAW716 : A slightly better translation: Meeting at 8 hr 20 with police force on arrival CDG, due to ACARS message sent by captain during the flight in which 2
44 Post contains images FlightLover : Why am I not surprised that the main characters of this whole story are Russian girls . He he he, very typical, as for the Romanian guys, they are abo
45 EK156 : This is not the first time something like that happens on a plane. On a certain flight from Australia to New Zealand, an Australian Couple had sex in
46 Post contains images MD80fanatic : Who needs a life more? Those literal animals aboard the aircraft or the literal voyeurs on this website. If I were the captain I'd have them transferr
47 B707Stu : I would hope the ladies and gentlemen in question were riding in First Class or Business Class and taking advantage of Air France's new fully reclined
48 B707Stu : I would hope the ladies and gentlemen in question were riding in First Class or Business Class and taking advantage of Air France's new fully reclined
49 Post contains images Pilotaydin : haha nice... I guess the captain was upset that he was on duty and couldn't get some too, so he had to ACARS it in I thought the flight number was 069
50 Post contains images Deltaamtrak058 : That is funny!! Any way great IFE......AF finally decides to show something good.
51 Post contains images GentFromAlaska : And I always thought smoking came after sex Talking about in flight entertainment. The FA should have thrown ice cubes on them.
52 Flying Belgian : I guess they needed the exit rows seats to have plenty of space... FB.
53 Post contains images Mrniji : As this thread has a humorous site: I am really surprised by the people willing to see Russians and Romanians having sex on an AF flight - simply disg
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