707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 31 Posted (8 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 61301 times:
Here's an incident report following misconducts aboard an AF flight.
Rough translation :
Meeting at 8.20 with the police upon arrival, due to ACARS sent by captain inflight.
2 Russian (female) PAX slightly drunk upon boarding were caught twice smoking in the toilets, then started drinking with 2 Romanian PAX + sexual intercourse on cabin seats, no attention paid to the other PAX, not even to the FA. STOP. All 4 PAX naked in the plane. STOP. Police handled them upon arrival, kept them for 8 hours in a cell with cancellation of the continuating flight
LTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 12688 posts, RR: 13 Reply 5, posted (8 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 60751 times:
Were they using condoms?
What a wacky, gross story, sounds like a meeting of the 'mile high club'. Maybe they were rehersing for a porn movie. I hope there wern't any kiddies on board. If this was on a flight to the USA, our prudes would have beat on these 'savages' and treated them like potential terrorists.
LHRman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2004, 398 posts, RR: 6 Reply 21, posted (8 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 58475 times:
I find it quite amusing in complete honesty, imagine. Walking back from the bathroom you are sitting in the middle aisle, middle seat and they are going at it preventing you getting from your seat. What do you do, what do you do, 'excuse me', she replies 'just a sec', you wait 30secs and still nothing, you go 'uh hum' to what she replies in a menacing voice, 'for god sake im just coming now"!
I hope this doesnt offend anyone, just putting some humour into the thread :P. (Young humour).
Jumppilot From United States of America, joined May 2005, 90 posts, RR: 0 Reply 24, posted (8 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 58250 times:
Funny, were they all complete strangers? Even better! I pray that a couple of chicks make their way up to the flight deck where I'm flying while we are cruising and then they........this Isn't appropriate. I'm sorry. Great thread!!!!!
pull back to go up, pull way back to go down!
25 LipeGIG: That's why AF is doing so good in GIG-CDG Live IFE! And they never mention it in their marketing By the way and besides the humor, is good to know tha
26 RDURAMPER: (RAMPER grumbles as he has to break out the potable water hose and spray down this thread ) And change out some seat cushions!
27 LPLAspotter: Unfortunately this is a very true statement. LPLAspotter
28 HarvardMan99: Now THAT'S what I call a real airline marketing alliance! AIR FRANCE.......you've got to love the French. Even their reports are written with flair.
29 B787: They say a pictue tells a thousand words...
30 Iwok: Once again, Soul Plane may not be as fake as we think.. or Austin Powers for that matter iwok
31 FlyAUA: Hahahaha If I was on that flight I would be pissing myself with laughter!!! And how dare you perves give this thread all it's thousands of hits
32 Yhz78: Damn dude, why go ahead and ruin a perfectly good visual?
33 Boeing727flyer: Better than the usaul crap service on Air France...Should have had better IFE.
34 LPLAspotter: When was your last AF flight [Edited 2005-05-28 01:37:03]
35 Boeing727flyer: 2 months ago and still not impressed with them..LH is miles better
36 Kahala777: Compared to what? The non luxuries of every American airline plying the skies? Regards - Kahala777
37 Skyguy: Now that what I call a real "upgrade"!!
38 Nyca330: I'm sure if I were the captain I would have them sent to my rest quarters to discipline them myself, rather than involving the police. They may have v
39 Zeekiel: Can I get a pimp, pimp, hooray! You have really got to laugh at this. What would posess two people to start doing the damage in flight? Not only that,
40 Flpuck6: Not sure if I translate "rapports sexuels" by "sexual intercourse" ... maybe sexual gestures? movements? anyway ... certainly one for the books
41 Skydrol: Maybe the dirty fuselage was a stimulant and got them turned on! LD4
42 CXYYZ: If I were to translate rapports sexuels and try to keep the nuance the same, sexual relations is pretty much the literal equivalent that I'd use. Rap
43 BAW716: A slightly better translation: Meeting at 8 hr 20 with police force on arrival CDG, due to ACARS message sent by captain during the flight in which 2
44 FlightLover: Why am I not surprised that the main characters of this whole story are Russian girls . He he he, very typical, as for the Romanian guys, they are abo
45 EK156: This is not the first time something like that happens on a plane. On a certain flight from Australia to New Zealand, an Australian Couple had sex in
46 MD80fanatic: Who needs a life more? Those literal animals aboard the aircraft or the literal voyeurs on this website. If I were the captain I'd have them transferr
47 B707Stu: I would hope the ladies and gentlemen in question were riding in First Class or Business Class and taking advantage of Air France's new fully reclined
48 B707Stu: I would hope the ladies and gentlemen in question were riding in First Class or Business Class and taking advantage of Air France's new fully reclined
49 Pilotaydin: haha nice... I guess the captain was upset that he was on duty and couldn't get some too, so he had to ACARS it in I thought the flight number was 069
50 Deltaamtrak058: That is funny!! Any way great IFE......AF finally decides to show something good.
51 GentFromAlaska: And I always thought smoking came after sex Talking about in flight entertainment. The FA should have thrown ice cubes on them.
52 Flying Belgian: I guess they needed the exit rows seats to have plenty of space... FB.
53 Mrniji: As this thread has a humorous site: I am really surprised by the people willing to see Russians and Romanians having sex on an AF flight - simply disg