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User currently offlineJeffry747 From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 963 posts, RR: 2
Posted (9 years 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 13345 times:

Anybody got any funny captions for any pictures? I know it's been done before but why not have more fun with it? Here goes:


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OOOPS! Did I do that?


C'mon Big B, FLY!
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User currently offlineTIMEAIR From Canada, joined May 2005, 436 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (9 years 4 weeks 11 hours ago) and read 12924 times:

Excuse me!






..........



You can't get there from here.
User currently offlineB742 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2005, 3767 posts, RR: 19
Reply 2, posted (9 years 4 weeks 11 hours ago) and read 12897 times:


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oops had to much chili  Silly

Rob!


User currently offlineWoady From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 401 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (9 years 4 weeks 11 hours ago) and read 12809 times:

Now thats what you call an afterburner!

I'll get me coat

Woady



A300-600R, 757-200, 767-200/300/ER, ERJ145, ATR72
User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8193 posts, RR: 24
Reply 4, posted (9 years 4 weeks 11 hours ago) and read 12803 times:

Quoting B742 (Reply 2):
oops had to much chili

Indeed. Tutor? More like tooter!



This Website Censors Me
User currently offlineAtrude777 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 5692 posts, RR: 52
Reply 5, posted (9 years 4 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 12705 times:

Pilot 1- "Ill just throw the cigarette out the window since we can't smoke in flight

*throws cig..*
*BOOM*

Pilot 1- "uhhh did I do that?"
Pilot 2- "Let's get out of here."



Good things come to those who wait, better things come to those who go AFTER it!
User currently offlineDCrawley From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 371 posts, RR: 1
Reply 6, posted (9 years 4 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 12637 times:

pilot - "Tower, Tutor 114, experiencing severe turbulence on taxiway alpha.."

________________________________________________________________

pilot - "Virginia Beach tower, Tutor 114 at alpha, request taxi for takeoff westbound with bravo with flight following."
tower - "Tutor 114, roger, taxi to and hold short runway 27, caution napalm boming excersize. Flight following for about 2 miles before you explode. G'day."



"Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive."
User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 4 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 12577 times:

"Scotty! I need warp power in 2 seconds or we're all dead!"



(I mean that in a Star Trek sense. Not the other [*cough*] one.)

Mark


User currently offlineMADtoCAE From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 4 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 12323 times:

Pilot 1: Dude did u fart?
Pilot 2:  embarrassed 


User currently offlineAirEMS From United States of America, joined May 2004, 684 posts, RR: 3
Reply 9, posted (9 years 4 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 12089 times:

Did I leave the oven / stove / coffee maker on?


If Your Dying Were Flying
User currently offlineDimsum From Canada, joined Jan 2005, 91 posts, RR: 1
Reply 10, posted (9 years 4 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 11580 times:

Pilot1: "10 bucks says you can't do it!"
*engines reving*
Pilot2: "You're on! ... trust me, if they could do it with Air Force One in 'Independence Day', I can totally do it in a Tutor jet!"


User currently offlineZSOFN From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 1413 posts, RR: 6
Reply 11, posted (9 years 4 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 10981 times:

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

User currently offlineC172heavy From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 107 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (9 years 4 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 10919 times:

"Snowbirds, flame on......NOW."


"How's that working out for ya?....Bein' clever?"
User currently offlineTackleberry970 From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 67 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (9 years 4 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 10257 times:

(seeing the lime green fire extinguisher wheeled unit aft of the port wing)

"Do you think this will be enough or should we call for backup?"


User currently offlineMATURRO727 From Colombia, joined Apr 2004, 304 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (9 years 4 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 9941 times:

Hey.





Pilot: "it's getting hot in here."


User currently offlineGQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (9 years 4 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 9693 times:

The F/A did it.

fluffy


User currently offlineWunala From Australia, joined Mar 2005, 950 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (9 years 4 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 9367 times:

So thats what happens when you put Concordes engines onto that type of plane.

User currently offlineFlyingTexan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (9 years 4 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 9330 times:

Quoting Jeffry747 (Thread starter):
Anybody got any funny captions for any pictures?


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These guys are washing their Shorts.


User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 4 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 9310 times:

Oh god lol, what next

:D


User currently offlineRICARIZA From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 2389 posts, RR: 26
Reply 19, posted (9 years 4 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 9221 times:


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Pilot: Damn... Do you have some preparation H?



I miss ACES, I am proud of AVIANCA & I am loyal to AMERICAN
User currently offlineTackleberry970 From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 67 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (9 years 4 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 9165 times:

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These guys are washing their Shorts.


(seeing the tug attached to the front of the plane)

Hey, buddy, pull up your shorts.


User currently offlineUPS Pilot From United States of America, joined May 1999, 871 posts, RR: 3
Reply 21, posted (9 years 4 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 8913 times:



User currently offlineMsp753nwa From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 233 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 8471 times:
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Hi,


For my next trick I shale just skim the wall of fire and at the same time light my cig.

Stop playing with your Shorts.

Matt



Going Boeing
User currently offlineNbgskygod From United States of America, joined May 2004, 797 posts, RR: 1
Reply 23, posted (9 years 4 weeks ago) and read 7930 times:

Quoting C172heavy (Reply 12):
So long, and thanks for all the fish.

I think there are a whole 3 peope that got that one.



"I use multi-billion dollar military satellite systems to find tupperware in the woods."
User currently offlineRossbaku From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 673 posts, RR: 1
Reply 24, posted (9 years 3 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 6895 times:

Quoting Jeffry747 (Thread starter):
Anybody got any funny captions for any pictures?

That'll be the mother-in-law just arrived then... bomb 

RossBaku


25 Post contains images KBFIspotter : I got it................. By the way...... "Elvis has left the building" KBFIspotter
26 HAWK21M : Somethings burning. regds MEL
27 Post contains images Aloges : 2nd: "It's the end of the world as we know it..." Anyway, this burns, burns, burns like a ring of fire.
28 ZSOFN : Just trying to steer us away from fart jokes with something a little more subtle. P.S. Nbgskygod, you credited the wrong person in your quote! Not th
29 Nbgskygod : My reply was mostly ment that very few people in the states got that movie. And sorry about crediting the wrong person, I think I hit the wrong button
30 Post contains images Vatveng : And sometimes the jokes just write themselves
31 JohnStevens : Wasn't the company slogan for Slut airlines: "Why fly a Virgin when you can take a ride on a Slut"
32 Jeffry747 : You guys are making me LMAO!!! Good stuff, good stuff!
33 Rossbaku : Fan-bloody-tastic!
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