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User currently offlineJeffry747 From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 965 posts, RR: 2
Posted (9 years 11 months 15 hours ago) and read 13574 times:
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Anybody got any funny captions for any pictures? I know it's been done before but why not have more fun with it? Here goes:


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OOOPS! Did I do that?


C'mon Big B, FLY!
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User currently offlineTIMEAIR From Canada, joined May 2005, 436 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (9 years 11 months 7 hours ago) and read 13153 times:

Excuse me!






..........



You can't get there from here.
User currently offlineB742 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2005, 3790 posts, RR: 18
Reply 2, posted (9 years 11 months 7 hours ago) and read 13126 times:


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oops had to much chili  Silly

Rob!


User currently offlineWoady From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 407 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (9 years 11 months 7 hours ago) and read 13038 times:

Now thats what you call an afterburner!

I'll get me coat

Woady



A300-600R, 737-300, 737-800, 757-200, 767-200/300/ER, ERJ145, ATR72
User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8533 posts, RR: 22
Reply 4, posted (9 years 11 months 6 hours ago) and read 13032 times:

Quoting B742 (Reply 2):
oops had to much chili

Indeed. Tutor? More like tooter!



This Website Censors Me
User currently offlineAtrude777 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 5717 posts, RR: 51
Reply 5, posted (9 years 11 months 6 hours ago) and read 12934 times:

Pilot 1- "Ill just throw the cigarette out the window since we can't smoke in flight

*throws cig..*
*BOOM*

Pilot 1- "uhhh did I do that?"
Pilot 2- "Let's get out of here."



Good things come to those who wait, better things come to those who go AFTER it!
User currently offlineDCrawley From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 371 posts, RR: 1
Reply 6, posted (9 years 11 months 5 hours ago) and read 12866 times:

pilot - "Tower, Tutor 114, experiencing severe turbulence on taxiway alpha.."

________________________________________________________________

pilot - "Virginia Beach tower, Tutor 114 at alpha, request taxi for takeoff westbound with bravo with flight following."
tower - "Tutor 114, roger, taxi to and hold short runway 27, caution napalm boming excersize. Flight following for about 2 miles before you explode. G'day."



"Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive."
User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 11 months 5 hours ago) and read 12806 times:

"Scotty! I need warp power in 2 seconds or we're all dead!"



(I mean that in a Star Trek sense. Not the other [*cough*] one.)

Mark


User currently offlineMADtoCAE From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 11 months 4 hours ago) and read 12552 times:

Pilot 1: Dude did u fart?
Pilot 2:  embarrassed 


User currently offlineAirEMS From United States of America, joined May 2004, 684 posts, RR: 2
Reply 9, posted (9 years 11 months 3 hours ago) and read 12318 times:

Did I leave the oven / stove / coffee maker on?


If Your Dying Were Flying
User currently offlineDimsum From Canada, joined Jan 2005, 91 posts, RR: 1
Reply 10, posted (9 years 11 months 3 hours ago) and read 11809 times:

Pilot1: "10 bucks says you can't do it!"
*engines reving*
Pilot2: "You're on! ... trust me, if they could do it with Air Force One in 'Independence Day', I can totally do it in a Tutor jet!"


User currently offlineZSOFN From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 1415 posts, RR: 5
Reply 11, posted (9 years 11 months 2 hours ago) and read 11210 times:

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

User currently offlineC172heavy From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 107 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (9 years 11 months 2 hours ago) and read 11148 times:

"Snowbirds, flame on......NOW."


"How's that working out for ya?....Bein' clever?"
User currently offlineTackleberry970 From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 67 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (9 years 11 months 1 hour ago) and read 10486 times:

(seeing the lime green fire extinguisher wheeled unit aft of the port wing)

"Do you think this will be enough or should we call for backup?"


User currently offlineMATURRO727 From Colombia, joined Apr 2004, 305 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (9 years 11 months ago) and read 10170 times:

Hey.





Pilot: "it's getting hot in here."


User currently offlineGQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (9 years 11 months ago) and read 9922 times:

The F/A did it.

fluffy


User currently offlineWunala From Australia, joined Mar 2005, 950 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (9 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 9596 times:

So thats what happens when you put Concordes engines onto that type of plane.

User currently offlineFlyingTexan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (9 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 9559 times:

Quoting Jeffry747 (Thread starter):
Anybody got any funny captions for any pictures?


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These guys are washing their Shorts.


User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 9539 times:

Oh god lol, what next

:D


User currently offlineRICARIZA From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 2401 posts, RR: 25
Reply 19, posted (9 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 9450 times:


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Pilot: Damn... Do you have some preparation H?



I miss ACES, I am proud of AVIANCA & I am loyal to AMERICAN
User currently offlineTackleberry970 From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 67 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (9 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 9394 times:

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These guys are washing their Shorts.


(seeing the tug attached to the front of the plane)

Hey, buddy, pull up your shorts.


User currently offlineUPS Pilot From United States of America, joined May 1999, 871 posts, RR: 3
Reply 21, posted (9 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 9142 times:



User currently offlineMsp753nwa From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 233 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (9 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 8700 times:

Hi,


For my next trick I shale just skim the wall of fire and at the same time light my cig.

Stop playing with your Shorts.

Matt



Going Boeing
User currently offlineNbgskygod From United States of America, joined May 2004, 874 posts, RR: 1
Reply 23, posted (9 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 8159 times:

Quoting C172heavy (Reply 12):
So long, and thanks for all the fish.

I think there are a whole 3 peope that got that one.



Pilot's are idots, who at any given moment will attempt to kill themselves or others.
User currently offlineRossbaku From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 673 posts, RR: 1
Reply 24, posted (9 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 7124 times:

Quoting Jeffry747 (Thread starter):
Anybody got any funny captions for any pictures?

That'll be the mother-in-law just arrived then... bomb 

RossBaku


25 Post contains images KBFIspotter : I got it................. By the way...... "Elvis has left the building" KBFIspotter
26 HAWK21M : Somethings burning. regds MEL
27 Post contains images Aloges : 2nd: "It's the end of the world as we know it..." Anyway, this burns, burns, burns like a ring of fire.
28 ZSOFN : Just trying to steer us away from fart jokes with something a little more subtle. P.S. Nbgskygod, you credited the wrong person in your quote! Not th
29 Nbgskygod : My reply was mostly ment that very few people in the states got that movie. And sorry about crediting the wrong person, I think I hit the wrong button
30 Post contains images Vatveng : And sometimes the jokes just write themselves
31 JohnStevens : Wasn't the company slogan for Slut airlines: "Why fly a Virgin when you can take a ride on a Slut"
32 Jeffry747 : You guys are making me LMAO!!! Good stuff, good stuff!
33 Rossbaku : Fan-bloody-tastic!
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