Lincoln From United States of America, joined Nov 2004, 3887 posts, RR: 8
Reply 5, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 3918 times:
On one flight from my Grandparent's place in Oreagon (near MFR) back home to Southern California-- either UA or AS-- on landing the announcement was made:
"Welcome to Ontario, California. We hope this is where you were going. The local time is xx:yy and it will be just a few minutes while we taxi to the gate. We ask that you refrain from smoking until you are well inside the terminal and in a designated smoking area. As this is California, that would be either Nevada or Arizona. Thank you for flying xyz and we hope to see you again soon."
Then there's the report from my grandmother that on her Horizon flight the FAs did the safety briefing as a (literal) song and dance number, but I didn't see that one first hand...
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Fastenseatbelt From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 76 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 3870 times:
I was on a Germanwings flight once to Cologne/ Bonn. It was raining like hell on arrival and the flight attendant was like: Welcome to sunny Cologne....blah blah blah...and thank you for flying Germanwings and NOT Happag LLoyd Express...
Bogota From Colombia, joined Sep 2004, 856 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 3850 times:
"ladies and gents for those on the right hand of the plane you can see the xx and yy islands in the Caribbean, for those on the left you can watch those on the right as they look out the window" this was on a BA flight before landing into CCS.
EGTESkyGod From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 1714 posts, RR: 12
Reply 10, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 3840 times:
(After a particularly rough landing at Exeter, a quick witted Flybe FA said the following)
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain seated while Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal!"
Another FA who had just been sacked by easyjet a few weeks before Xmas, I overheard saying to a friend, "My son has been to Santa's Grotto, Santa told me he asked for a Mickey Mouse outfit, so I said to Santa to just get him easyjet!"