Sea_Tac2000 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (13 years 6 months 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1191 times:
THIS MIGHT BE OLD OR YOU'VE HEARD IT BEFORE BUT IT'S BETTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE THAT'S BEEN POSTED IN THE FORUM LATELY.
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom. "This is Capt. Johnson, we're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and enjoy your stay in Toronto."
The Captain forgets to switch off the intercom. The whole plane can now hear the conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot, "Well skipper, what are you going to do in Toronto?" All ears in the plane are listening in to this conversation. "Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a huge shit. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess out for supper, you know, the one with the huge tits. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and slip the old salami to her all night. I'm gonna lick and suck on those Big Titties of hers until I milk em' dry!
Just thinking about it makes me want to squirt right here."
Well, everyone in the plane is trying to get a look at the new stewardess. She's so embarrassed she runs from the back of the plane to try and get to the cockpit to get the intercom off. Half way down, she trips over an old ladies bag and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says, "No need to run dearie...he's gotta take a shit first!"