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BA: Emergency Landing At Bermuda Due To Toilet Sex  
User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2450 posts, RR: 24
Posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 31014 times:

I don't know if anyone posted this before but I wasn't able to find a similar thread:

http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/story/0,4136,98623,00.html

89 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineWerdywerd From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 598 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 30789 times:

[sarcastic]
Those are the types of passengers you get when your fares are so low or you have too many LCC's where everyone and anyone can fly.
[/sarcastic]


User currently offlineClassicLover From Ireland, joined Mar 2004, 4656 posts, RR: 23
Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 30766 times:

That's pretty poor, isn't it...

Trent.



I do quite enjoy a spot of flying - more so when it's not in Economy!
User currently offlineSK909 From Denmark, joined Nov 2005, 261 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 30730 times:

But now thay are members of an elite club...  Wink


Life's for Living!
User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2450 posts, RR: 24
Reply 4, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 30662 times:

Quoting Werdywerd (Reply 1):
Those are the types of passengers you get when your fares are so low or you have too many LCC's where everyone and anyone can fly.

lol

Quoting SK909 (Reply 3):
But now thay are members of an elite club... Wink

True Big grin haha psychopaths. I wonder where they got their money from. They don't seem too bright


User currently offlineVinnieWinnie From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 798 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 30541 times:

Hahaha!

First drink, then have sex, then jailed! Wow interesting holiday! They never had a sight of Jamaica I believe!

Silly British they get SO abusive sometimes when drunk  Smile


User currently offlineRTFM From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2004, 434 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 30404 times:

Quoting SK909 (Reply 3):
But now thay are members of an elite club...

Yep - they will now be joining that 'elite' group of people who are banned from flying with BA... I wonder if they think it was worth it...


User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2450 posts, RR: 24
Reply 7, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 30346 times:

I am also surprised this doesn't seem to have been posted earlier on a.net as the article is 2 days old  Smile Usually it is difficult to be the first one with the news here

User currently offlineHPLASOps From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 30284 times:

Quoting Werdywerd (Reply 1):
Those are the types of passengers you get when your fares are so low or you have too many LCC's where everyone and anyone can fly.

There were in business class, fare hunters don't sit there. This is just a case of a couple being rich, drunk, and stupid.


User currently offlineSpeedbirdcrew From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 30139 times:

Some people astound me, I hope they are made to pay the fees that BA incurred in diverting to BDA and are never allowed to fly BA again

User currently offlineMagyar From Hungary, joined Feb 2000, 599 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 30123 times:

>>
But now they are members of an elite club...
<<

Are you sure? They were interrupted and they were
pretty pissed off. The missed membership+alcohol+
stupidity could be the reason for their rage.


User currently offlineWerdywerd From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 598 posts, RR: 1
Reply 11, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 29772 times:

Quoting HPLASOps (Reply 8):
There were in business class, fare hunters don't sit there. This is just a case of a couple being rich, drunk, and stupid.

You must have missed where i said [sarcastic]

The reason I said what I said was becasue there was an incident a few weeks ago on an LCC (forget which one) and someone here made a remark about how LCC's cause this "caliber" of people to fly. can't find the link right now.


User currently offlineDean From Hungary, joined Apr 2005, 216 posts, RR: 1
Reply 12, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 29769 times:

It was an expensive one  Wink
haha


User currently offlineStevenG From Netherlands, joined Oct 2005, 101 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 29662 times:

To quote Aerosmith:
"Livin' it up, when you're going down" (from Love in an elevator)


User currently offlineColumbia107 From Gibraltar, joined Aug 2004, 358 posts, RR: 2
Reply 14, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 29594 times:

Quoting Speedbirdcrew (Reply 9):
Some people astound me, I hope they are made to pay the fees that BA incurred in diverting to BDA and are never allowed to fly BA again



Quoting RTFM (Reply 6):
I wonder if they think it was worth it...

With landing and repatriation fees, etc. a figure of US$32,000 is being mentioned.

A rather high One Mile High membership fee .... if I may so.



In God we trust
User currently offlineAtmx2000 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 4576 posts, RR: 37
Reply 15, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 29555 times:

Quoting Werdywerd (Reply 11):
You must have missed where i said [sarcastic]

Maybe he doesn't process UBB code sarcastic tags.

Perhaps you should have tried HTML style tags (<sarcastic> </sarcastic>)  

(OK, I know that was really geeky humor)

[Edited 2005-12-12 20:11:59]


ConcordeBoy is a twin supremacist!! He supports quadicide!!
User currently offlineDesh From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 237 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 29520 times:

Quoting RTFM (Reply 6):
Yep - they will now be joining that 'elite' group of people who are banned from flying with BA... I wonder if they think it was worth it...

Plane tickets : $5000
Drinks on the plane : free
Cost of diverting a 777 : $58,000
Sitting home for a COLD christmas with a hangover, jail charges, $58,000 bill and kicking yourself for being such a idiot for the rest of your life ..: PRICELESS !



"History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again." - Kurt Vonnegut
User currently offlineRiddlePilot215 From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 318 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 29466 times:
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Quoting Werdywerd (Reply 1):
[sarcastic]
Those are the types of passengers you get when your fares are so low or you have too many LCC's where everyone and anyone can fly.
[/sarcastic]

All he wanted to do was practice some touch and go's...................



God is good, all the time. All the time, God is good.
User currently offlineSemsem From Israel, joined Jul 2005, 1779 posts, RR: 3
Reply 18, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 29448 times:

Serves them right. Maybe alcahol should be banned from being served on aircraft.

User currently offlineLuv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 12148 posts, RR: 49
Reply 19, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 29425 times:
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Quoting Werdywerd (Reply 1):
Those are the types of passengers you get when your fares are so low or you have too many LCC's where everyone and anyone can fly.

When you have to stop and explain the joke, then maybe it is not all that funny!

 sarcastic  sarcastic  sarcastic  sarcastic  sarcastic  sarcastic  sarcastic  sarcastic  sarcastic  sarcastic  sarcastic  sarcastic  sarcastic  sarcastic  sarcastic  sarcastic 



You can cut the irony with a knife
User currently offlineAtnight From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 606 posts, RR: 1
Reply 20, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 29391 times:

Possibly the most expensive (and very likely uncomfortable) 2-min joy-ride of their lifes! How dumb can you be!


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User currently offlineLuv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 12148 posts, RR: 49
Reply 21, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 29366 times:
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Quoting Semsem (Reply 18):
Serves them right. Maybe alcahol should be banned from being served on aircraft

Punish the masses for the mistakes of the few!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You can cut the irony with a knife
User currently offlineA342 From Germany, joined Jul 2005, 4690 posts, RR: 3
Reply 22, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 29143 times:

Quoting Desh (Reply 16):

Would you please stop doing publicity for Mastercard ?  Smile



Exceptions confirm the rule.
User currently offlineMidnightMike From United States of America, joined Mar 2003, 2892 posts, RR: 14
Reply 23, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 29098 times:

Quoting Werdywerd (Reply 1):
Those are the types of passengers you get when your fares are so low or you have too many LCC's where everyone and anyone can fly.

One has nothing to do with the other.

Quote:
Intoxicated, the couple, who were seated in business class, decided to submit their membership for the 'mile-high club' in one of the toilets.



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User currently offlineB747-4U3 From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2002, 991 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 29076 times:

I think the title of this thread is misleading. It is clear from the article that they were arrested because once caught they were abusive - not because they were having sex in the toilet.

I don't see having sex in toilets on an aircraft as being a major crime- if a crime at all. However, there was no need for them to be abusive afterwards.


25 AndrewUber : If you read the article, you'll note that they were seated in Business Class. Last time I checked - Business Class on a longhaul BA flight isn't exac
26 UAL747DEN : I suggest deletion of that post, what in the hell is wrong with you! How else are you going to sit in a tube for 10hrs. And furthermore for you unmar
27 IDISA : I agree. The problem here should be not the fact that they were having sex in toilet but the fact that they were drunk and became outrageous. No need
28 Werdywerd : Did you read anything after I posted that? Jeezz I won't joke around on here anymore lol
29 Rdwelch : Werdywerd, are you refering to the Playboy Playmates who got into a pissing match with each other, and then the F/A's on an F9 flight to SAT? I just w
30 Post contains images LTBEWR : Maybe the guy's Viagra finally kicked in.... Still, who in their right mind would want to have sexual activity in an aircraft loo? Then again, they we
31 N276AASTT : For me personally, using the facilities right after such an "event" would bother me though. The thought that some guy just got finished shooting his w
32 Post contains links and images AirPacific747 : I agree with you, and I am sorry I didn't make it a little more precise, however, it is difficult to make a title that fits while still being short,
33 RIXrat : Maybe the argument started after he couldn't get it up past Mach .50 due to all that booze?
34 HZ747300 : I agree--it was not the sex that caused the incident, it was the abusiveness post-discovery. I'm generally not in favour of capital punishment, but I
35 Simpilicity : R u kidding ? The biggest fare hunters r the ones who want to sit up front & have to pay for it themselves !!!
36 Simpilicity : thinking about it, maybe they shoould have been given an extra 30 seconds to finish what they were doing, rather than inconvenience everybody on the a
37 RIXrat : Hey, you all, lighten up out there. I completely agree that drunk and abusive people should be punished as these two will be, but as far as having a l
38 Post contains images AirPacific747 : thanks!
39 Gatorman96 : From the thread title, I thought someone had sex WITH the toilet...that would definitley call for a diversion and a trip to the looney hospital. There
40 Simpilicity : Yeh, but why didn't the crew give them another 15 seconds. They were poms right. It would have been all over & the guy would have been asleep 30 seco
41 Steve6666 : The holiday flights to the Caribbean from Gatwick are cheap enough in club - just over a grand a pop. FWIW, I was talking with BA Gatwick long haul ca
42 Wdleiser : Any airline that does not serve alchohol on their long haul ops will never see my penny, nor a penny of many people. Why the hell would an airline st
43 Gatorman96 : If I paid a couple thousands bucks to sit in Business Class and I couldn't sleep because people were doing it, I would ask the flight attendents to te
44 Propman : Yes, we do! But I'm not proud of this national trait. As others have said here, the bad part of what they did wasn't so much the sex in the toilet, a
45 Simpilicity : Saying they'll be billed the diversion cost & getting money out of them r 2 different things. Everyone got inconvenienced by diversion !!!
46 Post contains images Traineepilot : Im proud, its what makes us different from everyone else. Better than been plain old boring. Good luck to the couple to attempt to pay the unlucky £
47 Monkeyboi : Making such stupid comments about people based on their nationality is like saying all passengers on Qantas flights must behave like convicts. PS....
48 Simpilicity : Bet you they get out of paying it. Hard to gt blood from a stone.
49 Post contains images Gr8Circle : Imagine if there was an emergency on the aircraft just at the 'right' moment .....how would such passengers be expected to follow emergency procedure
50 Traineepilot : How would the captain manage to stay calm, i mean, as you can tell from the name, im a trainee pilot, and i dont know how id be able not to laugh. But
51 Zvezda : This is the only sensible thing I've read in this thread. There are enough lavs in business class that there is no reason to pull them out. I've seen
52 PAS810 : It may have been cheaper to just get a hotel. Im sure in the future we will have sleeper suites and this won't be such an issue.
53 Coronado990 : Unless there were kids on board. I'd be pretty pissed if I were a parent that had to explain what was going on.
54 Post contains images Stpeterc : It's not that elite... Chris
55 Highpeaklad : I read a recent article featuring Richard Branson. He said a passenger had complained that there was a sharp edge in the toilet and his wife had suffe
56 Post contains images Vatveng : Am I the only one who sees the irony in having sex in a plane with the word "Virgin" painted on the outside?
57 VV701 : British? Another nationality? I do not see where either the British or Danish language report says they were British. But I've got a sneaking suspici
58 Jafa39 : Report said they were from Luton, whilst that is no guarantee they were "English" they were certainly "British". Probably my plasterer, he charged en
59 Post contains images Fuffla : I never knew membership to the mile high club cost that much... $58 000 is pretty steep don't you think!
60 Seatofyerpants : I see a profitable venture here. Take an extravagant and successful business man such as Richard Branson whom has a flare for entertaining the adult m
61 Gatorman96 : There will be a lot more incidents like this if QF follows through with the SYD-LHR flights! What esle is there to do stuck in a tube for 23 hrs? Drin
62 Seatofyerpants : Now I see how to get readership on a thread. Just put the word SEX in it. 12,000+ already. Sure got my attention. !! `
63 9252fly : An interesting concept,a sort of sky orgy! If anyone could pull this off,it would surely be Sir Richard Branson. He has a natural flair for coming up
64 Post contains images Sidishus : Pity the poor aircraft cleaners!!
65 HPRamper : There is also the issue of passengers drinking at the airport before they board the aircraft. As you gain altitude the alcohol has a greater effect,
66 Qxeguy : I never thought sex in the toilet was that big of a deal as long they don't take too long. The only time I can imagine getting upset about it in the p
67 Post contains images Flyguy595 : Could it be Virgin Airlines has lost its Virginity?
68 Blue787 : That's one hell of an expensive bang in my opinion.
69 Post contains links BCAL : Has this not already been discussed in the thread RE: Mile High Fight Club Pair (by BCAL Dec 9 2005 in Civil Aviation) ?
70 Wukka : Granny blowing that last bit of greasy fish 'n chips mid-flight isn't exactly the epitome of cleanliness either. Besides, the only probable space tha
71 Post contains images Batriple7 : Yeah well, on a longhauler in cattle class, the thought that 50 pax just finished crapping in the same place in succession makes me a bit more worrie
72 MikeTheActuary : At the very least, it makes it more difficult for the stupid to procreate!
73 Monkeyboi : Listen listen listen guys.............. A joke this may all sound. But these two knob heads were RESTRAINED. This diversion had nothing to do with toi
74 Devil505x : Free drinks and infamy now that's priceless.
75 Orion737 : There is a time and a place. Im not a prude but I dont think its pleasant for others waiting outside bursting their bladders and even old ladies and k
76 Post contains images BCAL : Well said, Monkeyboi. Precisely what I said in the previous thread. Unless there was an a.net member on board that flight who can fill us in with the
77 Hawker : With some 18,400 views I guess the effectiveness of incorporating the words emergency and sex in the topic heading have been clearly demonstrated. At
78 Post contains images AirPacific747 : That is why the title of this thread is so smart
79 Amax1977 : Is there any airline who has a specific policy about toilet sex and the way it should be handled by the crew?[Edited 2005-12-13 18:13:42]
80 Post contains images Tod : Tod
81 Ryan h : To do the business in an aircraft toilet you would have to be desparate. Last time I flew the toilets did not look that big to me. I can see why the f
82 Rdwelch : Tod, dude. I see your "apu backfire" photo as an example, but c'mon.
83 Post contains images Fbgdavidson : A BA staff member at Flyertalk has posted the following: 'Unsurprisingly the 'mile high' aspect of this incident is a figment of some journalists imag
84 Tod : Sorry. That one is a bit beyond gross isn't it. The friend that sent me that photo didn't expain and haven't had the courage to ask. Tod
85 Mattlancs : what is that poo thats all over the toilet?
86 Hmmmm... : Anyone who would want to have sex in a public toilet is warped. That picture proves my point.
87 Post contains images SK909 : Good for you... And I know...
88 FiveMileFinal : The real problem was that they both forgot to use their inside voice while doing their business.[Edited 2005-12-17 00:53:43]
89 Mattlancs : like i said whats that that is on the toilet?
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