Article in Dutch only, I'll give a quick translation.
MEN PROSECUTED FOR HAVING SEX ON BOARD OF PLANE
Last month, Dutch border police have arrested two men for having oral sex on board of an airplane between Asia and Europe. According to spokesman of the Department of Justice, M. Vos, the two will appear in court this Friday.
A purser caught the two, an Irish and Korean man, having oral sex amidst other passengers in business class. Upon arrival at Amsterdam Airport they were arrested. The two men were offered a settlement of 1000 euro, but declined to pay.
No mention of the Airline involved.
Quite a way to join the mile high club
Destruction leads to a very rough road but it also breeds creation
MidnightMike From United States, joined Mar 2003, 2892 posts, RR: 36 Reply 3, posted (3 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 18454 times:
Funny. Although I think soon enough we are going to tire of Brokeback Mountain references. Can't folks keep it in their pants long enough to take a darn flight. I realize it is a longhaul flight but come on. As already said...take it to the bathroom if you just can't wait any longer.
"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
Xkorpyoh From United States, joined Oct 2004, 789 posts, RR: 0 Reply 5, posted (3 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 18139 times:
a female friend told me that when she last flew on TAM last year GRU-MIA in business class, a guy across the aisle covered himself with the blanket and was masturbating!!!!.... that happened when the lights were out and when he probably thought that everybody was sleeping. She couldnt sleep much after that thinkin of the outcome of the masturbation and the dirty seat.
it seems he couldnt sleep without doing it.
4xRuv From Israel, joined Dec 2003, 379 posts, RR: 2 Reply 6, posted (3 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 18094 times:
Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 4): Can't folks keep it in their pants long enough to take a darn flight. I realize it is a longhaul flight but come on. As already said...take it to the bathroom if you just can't wait any longer.
It's the prestige of the Mile high club that most of them are into...
MidnightMike From United States, joined Mar 2003, 2892 posts, RR: 36 Reply 7, posted (3 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 18026 times:
Quoting Xkorpyoh (Reply 5): a female friend told me that when she last flew on TAM last year GRU-MIA in business class, a guy across the aisle covered himself with the blanket and was masturbating!!!!.... that happened when the lights were out and when he probably thought that everybody was sleeping. She couldnt sleep much after that thinkin of the outcome of the masturbation and the dirty seat.
it seems he couldnt sleep without doing it.
Another reason not to use those airline supplied blankets, unless you don't mind the extra DNA....
GeorgiaAME From United States, joined Aug 2005, 729 posts, RR: 7 Reply 8, posted (3 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 17859 times:
On the other hand (please excuse me), it might just be a way to sell more seats. One way or the other, I think I would like to know which airline was involved!
Think about it, "Our service isn't great, but the service is great!"
"Trust, but verify!" An old Russian proverb, quoted often by a modern American hero
DeltaGator From United States, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 18 Reply 9, posted (3 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 17747 times:
Quoting 4xRuv (Reply 6): It's the prestige of the Mile high club that most of them are into...
Discounting that these guys were in seats I find nothing prestigious about joining the Mile High Club. I can think of many better places to get funky with a lady than a cramped smelly airplane head. Hasn't anyone seen Vegas Vacation? I don't need blue water staining my leg just to get some slap and tickle time.
"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
Kiwiandrew From Mauritius, joined Jun 2005, 5437 posts, RR: 17 Reply 10, posted (3 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 17664 times:
... probably a flight with no PTV and they have read the threads on Anet from anti -PTV anetters who constantly moan "in my day we made our own entertainment" ... so , they decided to make their own entertainment
Moderation in all things ... including moderation ;-)
DeltaGator From United States, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 18 Reply 11, posted (3 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 17642 times:
Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 11): read the threads on Anet from anti -PTV anetters who constantly moan "in my day we made our own entertainment"
Hey! I resemble that remark. Read a damn book for crying out loud.
As for the earlier comment about the guy flogging the dolphin under the blanket...ugghhh. Now you know why I remove the bedspread when I stay at a hotel. Those don't get washed every day.
"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
MEA-707 From Netherlands, joined Nov 1999, 3371 posts, RR: 46 Reply 12, posted (3 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 17642 times:
I don't know the full story, unless they were abusive, doing 'it' for all others to see in full light, and then being argumentative and not following crew instructions and warnings to stop, I don't think the Dutch pursecutor will make that much a big deal of it.
My first guess is it happened in an airline from a slightly more 'prude' country, like Malaysian or Korean?
Kiwiandrew From Mauritius, joined Jun 2005, 5437 posts, RR: 17 Reply 14, posted (3 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 17539 times:
Quoting MiCorazonAzul (Reply 14): I wonder if the same would of happened if it had been a man and woman?
yes , I am sure it would have ... this often happens and I believe that most airlines treat it the same regardless of the genders of the participants . I can remember a few years ago where QF prosecuted a straight couple for exactly the same thing ( also in business class ) on the EZE-AKL sector when QF still flew to South America
Moderation in all things ... including moderation ;-)
I was under the impression that this happens all the time on long-haul flights not only between two men, man and woman, but also pax asking flight attendants (which also doesn't surprise me) to either help or participate.
Not that I have ever seen this on a plane before, and I really hope not ever in the future, but it wouldn't surprise me being that it's a flight of that duration and cabin lights are off. (And especially if there is no PTVs..)
VEEREF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 19, posted (3 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 17385 times:
As with my reply on a similar thread awhile back, if the average person had any idea of how dirty and nasty and airplane's interior really was, nobody would even consider something like that. Most folks wouldn't do it on the floor of a public restroom, subway, dumpster or morgue, so I'm not really sure why and airplane is such a temptation other than bragging rights. Yuck.
LTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 12086 posts, RR: 57 Reply 20, posted (3 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 17315 times:
Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 4): take it to the bathroom if you just can't wait any longer.
My point exactly! Just do it somewhere where you won't bother anyone.
Quoting Xkorpyoh (Reply 5): a female friend told me that when she last flew on TAM last year GRU-MIA in business class, a guy across the aisle covered himself with the blanket and was masturbating!!!!.... that happened when the lights were out and when he probably thought that everybody was sleeping. She couldnt sleep much after that thinkin of the outcome of the masturbation and the dirty seat.
Jesus, that's a pretty scary story. Even I might not sleep just having the thought of this in my mind.
Zu fettigem Käse und kalorienreicher Kunstmarmelade, nehme ich einen Doppelkorn.
TWFirst From Vatican City State (Holy See), joined Apr 2000, 6024 posts, RR: 57 Reply 21, posted (3 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 17281 times:
IAirAllie From United States, joined May 2004, 2679 posts, RR: 19 Reply 22, posted (3 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 17153 times:
Quoting Afconcorde1 (Reply 16): I was under the impression that this happens all the time on long-haul flights not only between two men, man and woman, but also pax asking flight attendants (which also doesn't surprise me) to either help or participate.
Give me a break! Like we are all just drooling over our passengers NOT!
ORDagent From United States, joined Dec 2003, 823 posts, RR: 1 Reply 23, posted (3 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 17140 times:
A friend of mine was an AA attendant. On an overnight flight to FRA out of ORD there was a mixed gender couple that had the middle bank of 5 seats on an MD-11 to themselves. She was walking downt he aisle and saw that the man had a very happy grin. She saw the wife converered in a blanket and a blanket over his lap. Apparently he was getting "something special in the air".
I don't know the full story, unless they were abusive, doing 'it' for all others to see in full light, and then being argumentative and not following crew instructions and warnings to stop, I don't think the Dutch pursecutor will make that much a big deal of it.
My first guess is it happened in an airline from a slightly more 'prude' country, like Malaysian or Korean?
Quoting Mt99 (Reply 9):
Rice Queen!
Indeed the Irish is probably a rice queen, and the Korean a potato queen...
Lufthansa From Christmas Island, joined May 1999, 2253 posts, RR: 10 Reply 25, posted (3 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 16815 times:
Quoting Xkorpyoh (Reply 5): a guy across the aisle covered himself with the blanket and was masturbating!!!!....
Oh god i saw this fat man do the same thing on an SAS domestic flight on a 736. He had a newspaper covering himself and was only moving ever so slightly and giving us all greasy looks of desire.... gross man! I think some ppl just get off over doing it in public places. As for the korean and Irish passengers... i wonder if they were under the influence of something?
26 Oly720man: One from the past http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/04/06/former_nortel_exec_fined_over/ Former Nortel Networks sales exec Amanda Holt "miaowed like
28 Xkorpyoh: is anybody watching Mile High on BBC America in the US?! sex on the plane in many episodes and even an escort/prostitution business run by ex-FA of "
30 UAORD2000: I worked a military charter a few years ago and one of the younger female flight attendants got it on with one of the troops in the lav. It happens mo
31 MRA: I do not know about others, but I could do without the references to "yellow fever", "rice queen", "potato queen", etc. I would have hoped that the fa
32 VSGirl: I know for sure if that happened (a crew member getting it on with any type of passenger, or another crew member) on the airline I work for the crew m
34 SKYYBLUE: I think its more of a thrill...its dangerous..something you 'should'nt' be doing. Love Love Love this show! Good for her, our troops deserve it! Sinc
35 LTBEWR: I wonder what will happen to these men in terms of a penalty? Maybe put them in prison for a while? Mmmmm? Still, it is disgusting and innappopiate be
36 Gr8Circle: How did she know what was going on under the blanket, accross the aisle, in darkness ?
37 Mkirch72: And enough with the references to "Brokeback Mountain". I'm sure those who joke about it haven't even seen it. Those who have certainly don't joke abo
38 Baldguy: I'm a gay man and one who has gotten it on in some unorthodox settings. Still, doing it right in the cabin where there is practically a guarantee othe
39 MEA-707: This quote came from me, a card carrying ricequeen (oh well I like many latinos, some mediterraneans and caucasians as well so just call me a buffet
40 UAL777UK: Brings a whole new meaning to "Undercarriage up!"
41 AA777223: I have to say, if this were to happen anywhere, I'm not surprised to hear that it happened on the way to AMS. We've all heard the stories of what goes
42 Max999: I usually don't like labels, but like MEA said, these designations are used between gay men jokingly. And the story itself is too funny not to pass u
43 AMSSpotter: Like MEA-707 said in reply 39, jokes like these are quite common in the gay-scene. Many gays love that kind of humor. I know a lesbian couple and one
44 AndrewUber: Frankly - if she was meowing that loudly - they DID join the mile high club! Give them a little credit (they earned it!!)! LOL Drew
45 Rolfen: ohh come one... do they have to do it in front of everybody !
46 JAGflyer: Now that could have been taken to the washroom. No reason to jerk-off in the main cabin. :eek:
47 MBMBOS: Actually, I think that would be: No discretion=business class
48 Glareskin: Since this is a male only thing I would expect it was British Hairways.....
49 Alphascan: Cigar smokers frustrated by the smoking ban.
50 Jetdeltamsy: VERY funny! I laughed so hard I nearly choked! I've never seen anyone engaging in sexual acts in the cabin, but it has happened in the lav on more th
51 Byronsterk: Well, they don't anymore let 2 pepole in the lav at the same time
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