Pe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19022 posts, RR: 53 Reply 7, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2600 times:
Quoting VS773ER (Reply 6): Wow a Ryanair thread and Pe@rson hasn't barged in yet.
(Ind this is post reply 6)!
I'm clever enough to realise that they spout sh!t but most people believe it. As MOL once said - if he starts believing the bullsh!t he comes out with, the airline will go downhill fast (like if it had a fatal crash).
"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
Oneworld1 From Mauritius, joined Dec 2005, 108 posts, RR: 0 Reply 9, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2366 times:
Breaking News....BMI is Most consistent airline of the year.
More Breaking News......Sir Richard Branson turns down investment chance to brand BMI loco as b mi babyVirgin.
Even more breaking news.....US airline decides the decent thing to do is shut its doors and allow the market to grow with less seats. Brankruptcy Court officials are stunned.
Hold the Press........QF management hold love-in with pilots.
Just off the wires......BA staff decide to hold annual strike on wet Tuesday in November. Passengers are bewildered.
We're getting reports that........Air Wales to start first domestic welsh service from Cardiff to Melbourne (New South Wales).
AFP are reporting....that Air Wales has withdrawn their previously announced service due to lack of demand. Faint knocking heard in deep cellar, believed to be the airlines missing PR team.
Information is coming in that......Michael O' Leary announces he is setting up a new carrier called RyanBling. It will fly Learjets only from London City Airport to CDG and JFK. Fares will be advertised including taxes, from E1,000 each way. Included will be a free seven course meal, baggage allowance of 100lbs plus 60lbs carry-on will be free of charge. Also, 43 cabin crew will be on board to meet you every need. Foot massages will be free, Ayervedic stone massages will also be complementary while the passengers eat their meals while quaffing the best Stolly and Bolly mixes. Passengers will be gently woken with the string section of the London Symphony orchestra and crew hours will be 1 hour per month for flight crew. Mo'L states 'era of No frill is over. Full training will be given to flight crew including all University education and complete experience training on 747/57/67/37 airbus 300/310/319/20/21/330/340/380/350. Air Transport Users Council and 'Disgruntled of Tunbridge Wells' along with green biro makers are said to be distraught as to how to fill their hours. The Guardians compliant page is to close as a result.
I thought while we were discussing 'fantasy press releases' i'd make up my own. That is what we're doing.....no?