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Ryanair #1 For Customer Service  
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24907 posts, RR: 56
Posted (8 years 5 months 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3419 times:

http://www.ryanair.com/site/EN/news....r=06&month=feb&story=gen-en-210206


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User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 1, posted (8 years 5 months 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3398 times:

Erm - what they mean to say is that they have better figures than 20-odd AEA member carriers - generally flag carriers

There is of course nothing to say they are better than easyJet, Air Berlin, Germanwings, flyBe and the numerous other European carriers that aren't AEA members.

A little OTT to say they are No.1 in Europe...  Yeah sure



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User currently offlineLehovec From United Kingdom, joined Apr 2005, 296 posts, RR: 1
Reply 2, posted (8 years 5 months 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3380 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 1):
A little OTT to say they are No.1 in Europe...

Especially, when it's not all about those three factors... it takes much more then that to give a great customer service.

Yes, ok... those three factors are important but I would rather be delayed and have a great on board experience then be 30 minutes early with below the average service.

[Edited 2006-02-21 16:25:21]

User currently offlineHBJZA From Switzerland, joined Jan 2006, 376 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (8 years 5 months 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3368 times:

Of course much less luggage get lost on point to point service compared to connecting service. Real statistics must be done with comparable services

User currently offlineBCAL From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2004, 3384 posts, RR: 16
Reply 4, posted (8 years 5 months 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3337 times:

Well, as Benjamin Disraeli said, "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."

 scratchchin 



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User currently offlineAirEuropeUK733 From United Kingdom, joined Apr 2004, 976 posts, RR: 11
Reply 5, posted (8 years 5 months 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3304 times:

Quoting HBJZA (Reply 3):
Of course much less luggage get lost on point to point service compared to connecting service.

And now they are going to charge for hold baggage, chances are that the majority of bags will be carry-on and so they won't get lost either (unless the passenger is a complete dim-wit!)

AE733



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User currently offlineVS773ER From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2004, 279 posts, RR: 1
Reply 6, posted (8 years 5 months 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3270 times:

Wow a Ryanair thread and Pe@rson hasn't barged in yet.
(Ind this is post reply 6)!


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Reply 7, posted (8 years 5 months 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 3250 times:

Quoting VS773ER (Reply 6):
Wow a Ryanair thread and Pe@rson hasn't barged in yet.
(Ind this is post reply 6)!

I'm clever enough to realise that they spout sh!t but most people believe it.  Smile As MOL once said - if he starts believing the bullsh!t he comes out with, the airline will go downhill fast (like if it had a fatal crash).



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineUN_B732 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 4289 posts, RR: 4
Reply 8, posted (8 years 5 months 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 3239 times:

Ryanair is exceptional! Wow! Is that really "customer service" though?
I love Ryanair! They're never bad!



What now?
User currently offlineOneworld1 From Mauritius, joined Dec 2005, 108 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (8 years 5 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 3016 times:

Breaking News....BMI is Most consistent airline of the year.

More Breaking News......Sir Richard Branson turns down investment chance to brand BMI loco as b mi babyVirgin.

Even more breaking news.....US airline decides the decent thing to do is shut its doors and allow the market to grow with less seats. Brankruptcy Court officials are stunned.

Hold the Press........QF management hold love-in with pilots.

Just off the wires......BA staff decide to hold annual strike on wet Tuesday in November. Passengers are bewildered.

We're getting reports that........Air Wales to start first domestic welsh service from Cardiff to Melbourne (New South Wales).

AFP are reporting....that Air Wales has withdrawn their previously announced service due to lack of demand. Faint knocking heard in deep cellar, believed to be the airlines missing PR team.

Information is coming in that......Michael O' Leary announces he is setting up a new carrier called RyanBling. It will fly Learjets only from London City Airport to CDG and JFK. Fares will be advertised including taxes, from E1,000 each way. Included will be a free seven course meal, baggage allowance of 100lbs plus 60lbs carry-on will be free of charge. Also, 43 cabin crew will be on board to meet you every need. Foot massages will be free, Ayervedic stone massages will also be complementary while the passengers eat their meals while quaffing the best Stolly and Bolly mixes. Passengers will be gently woken with the string section of the London Symphony orchestra and crew hours will be 1 hour per month for flight crew. Mo'L states 'era of No frill is over. Full training will be given to flight crew including all University education and complete experience training on 747/57/67/37 airbus 300/310/319/20/21/330/340/380/350. Air Transport Users Council and 'Disgruntled of Tunbridge Wells' along with green biro makers are said to be distraught as to how to fill their hours. The Guardians compliant page is to close as a result.

I thought while we were discussing 'fantasy press releases' i'd make up my own. That is what we're doing.....no?


User currently offlineDeeCee3 From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 34 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (8 years 5 months 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 2907 times:

Oh man! It took me 5 minutes to stop laughing enough to open this thread!

Thanks for brightening up my Wednesday morning!

 bigthumbsup 


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