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User currently offlineOozabooza From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 3369 times:

It has been a long while since the movie Airplane and it's less successful sequel but I would love to see another comedy set on an airplane.Does anyone out there know of funny movies involving airliners? Will there be another one anytime soon? Would you see it?

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User currently offlineTexairport From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3236 times:

Have you ever seen a grown man naked? And don't call me Shirley.

User currently offlineFLY777UAL From United States of America, joined May 1999, 4512 posts, RR: 3
Reply 2, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3226 times:

     

F L Y


User currently offlineCedarjet From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 8145 posts, RR: 54
Reply 3, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3204 times:

Do you like watching gladiator movies?


fly Saha Air 707s daily from Tehran's downtown Mehrabad to Mashhad, Kish Island and Ahwaz
User currently offlineOozabooza From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 3181 times:

We came in low over Nacho Grande...

User currently offlineJETPILOT From United States of America, joined May 1999, 3130 posts, RR: 29
Reply 5, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 3178 times:

What was that vector Victor.......roger Roger.

User currently offlineKUGN From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 615 posts, RR: 6
Reply 6, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 3170 times:

Roger Over.

User currently offlineCstarU From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 3162 times:

...cream?

No thank you...I take it black, like my men.


----
or better yet...I like my coffee like my women...bitter.  


User currently offlineDnalor From Australia, joined Mar 2000, 369 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 3152 times:

Got our clearance Clarence?

User currently offlineOozabooza From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 3151 times:

so you were over Under and I was under Done.

User currently offlineLax2000 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 541 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 3145 times:

Surely you cant be serious? I am serious, and don't call me Shirly.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Choke Gasp ha ha

Adam.


User currently offlineMls515 From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 3076 posts, RR: 9
Reply 11, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 3140 times:

A Hospital? What is it?

-It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now....


User currently offlineWhippy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 3139 times:

Spoken by a little old lady....

"Juz hang loose blood. She gonna catch you on da rebound wid da medicaid"


User currently offlineUal757 From United States of America, joined Sep 2006, 806 posts, RR: 4
Reply 13, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 3134 times:

nothing like the autopilot


User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7787 posts, RR: 16
Reply 14, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 3125 times:

Never eat the fish...


Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineJderden777 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 1755 posts, RR: 29
Reply 15, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 3121 times:

"What was for dinner??"

"Steak or fish" (or "fish or steak")

"That's right, I had the lasagna".

       

jonathan d.
jderden777



"my soul is in the sky" - shakespeare
User currently offlineMls515 From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 3076 posts, RR: 9
Reply 16, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 3119 times:

Man:
Would you like some whiskey ma'am?

Old woman:
CERTAINLY NOT!
(Sniiiiiff)


User currently offlineDnalor From Australia, joined Mar 2000, 369 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 3114 times:

Turn on the runway lights


But then they'll see us!


User currently offlineAgrodemm From Greece, joined Apr 2000, 401 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 3096 times:

Haha oozabooza...... nice
BTW avoid Turkish Jails...  
Watch the Midnight Express and you will understand.

And something funny:

I don't remember the name of the movie (it was with Wesley Snipes, who was an airline safety specialist or something, I thing it was called Passenger 30 or something like that)

An FBI agent aboard a plane looking at the gorgeous female f/a and saying to his colleague:

hmm. she can be my next ex-wife   

With all the respect to the f/a's
Best Regards
agrodemm


User currently offlineGUNDU From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 3085 times:

Hehehehe  

User currently offlineKuba74 From Poland, joined Mar 2000, 432 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 3083 times:

Boy`s life, Nunn`s life  

I love this


User currently offlineKuba74 From Poland, joined Mar 2000, 432 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 3081 times:

Boy`s life, Nunn`s life  

I love this


User currently offlineKuba74 From Poland, joined Mar 2000, 432 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 3078 times:

Boy`s life Nunn`s life.  

User currently offlineKuba74 From Poland, joined Mar 2000, 432 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 3075 times:

Sorry for 3 posts. I had some problem with my PC.

User currently offlineJon From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (14 years 3 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 3075 times:

"Tell me what happened from the beginning."
"Well, first the earth cooled, and then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they died and turned into oil..."

**propeller sound as Boeing 707 model bobs up and down in the sky**

**Elaine reinflates the autopilot in midair**


25 Megatop : Good luck, we are all counting on you. -------------------- OK boys let's take some pictures. I just love the humor in the movie "Airplane". Any of yo
26 Rapo : "Boy, I sure picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue." R.I.P. Lloyd Bridges
27 Post contains links Hmmmm... : This is one of my favorite movies. Every line is funny. So here it is: Dailyscript.com Script supported by Movie Scripts Online OPEN: Theme from Jaws,
28 Gocaps16 : IT"S COMIN' RIGHT AT US! Nice scipt.
29 Ual757 : ...and that's why most boards limit the size of posts... oh well, i _did_ enjoy my favorite part (the T/O dialouge)
30 TropicalSkies : AIRPLANE! was the best ever! "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking"... "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking"... "Looks l
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