Bacardi182 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 1088 posts, RR: 1 Reply 1, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 642 times:
100 inch seat pitch, sleeper seats, tickets rangeing from $5-$10, a mini fridge to my left, a storage cubby for my carry on items to my right, no delays, personal slaves to feed and bath me, a monkey to operate my ptv, and a fucking huge smile on my face when the captain lets me take the "wheel" at 32,000 feet.
but that is just a dream, what i would want the most is to be squesed into the smallest seat possible, with lots of free alchohol and extremely cheap tickets. i would fly your airline if the ticket price was a few hundred $ cheaper then the others, even if you have small cramped seats and no service.
you could use a double philosophy, instead of paying $1200 for a flight from dfw-eze on american. Pay $600 and go to buenos aires twice! just get wasted and pass out in your no recline, 26 inch pitch below coach class seat!
Bacardi182 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 1088 posts, RR: 1 Reply 8, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 639 times:
just dont copy all the other airlines, come out with something new and original (look at the posts above)
Lots of airlines have sleeper seats, ptvs, and what not.... you could also have these but you will loose cause you dont have th FF system that the majors have. so be inventive and make up something new. i would fly your airline if it were like the one in the above posts