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Airbus A340-600 Fart Pic?  
User currently offlineCAL From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 499 posts, RR: 9
Posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 13574 times:

Hey everyone, Sorry to start a topic about this. But i remember there was an Airbus A340-600 pic out there that said Longer * Larger * Fart when the door was open. If you have this pic please post it here or e-mail it to me please..... Thanks


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User currently offlineSteeler83 From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 9181 posts, RR: 18
Reply 1, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 13512 times:

I would love to get a look at this pic myself...


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User currently offline2H4 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8955 posts, RR: 60
Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 13478 times:
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Here you go:







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User currently offlineCAL From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 499 posts, RR: 9
Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 13446 times:

Thats it, thanks




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User currently offlineODwyerPW From Mexico, joined Dec 2004, 840 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 13405 times:

That is so juvenile. And yet I can't help but belly laugh and shoot orange juice out of my nose. Absolutely hilarious.


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User currently offlineThatplaneguy From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2005, 82 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 13370 times:

Excellent aviation humour...I love it!

Really made me laugh too.

Lets see some more aviation jokes / pics like this.



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User currently offlineDeputydawghere From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 205 posts, RR: 1
Reply 6, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 13344 times:

Quite funny, but she's still one of the most beautiful planes in the skies.


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User currently offline2H4 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8955 posts, RR: 60
Reply 7, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 13327 times:
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Quoting Thatplaneguy (Reply 5):
Lets see some more aviation jokes / pics like this.















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User currently offlineSteeler83 From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 9181 posts, RR: 18
Reply 8, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 13292 times:

Quoting ODwyerPW (Reply 4):
That is so juvenile. And yet I can't help but belly laugh and shoot orange juice out of my nose. Absolutely hilarious.

Back door open. Let 'er rip...  rotfl 

Quoting 2H4 (Reply 7):
Quoting Thatplaneguy (Reply 5):
Lets see some more aviation jokes / pics like this.

"seat must face forward during take off and landing"
Right... like someone can pick up a friggin airplane chair and turn it around and ride backwards... Oh my gosh, I just thought of a stand up with Geroge Carlin... And it involved airplanes!!!!

"The flight attendants are saying 'get on the plane, get on the plane.'"
"I say, 'f*** you, I'm getting IN the plane. IN THE PLANE!!! Let Evil Kenevil get ON the plane.'"
And how about the guy with the Greatful Deat t-shirt and the f*** you hat...
 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 



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User currently offline2H4 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8955 posts, RR: 60
Reply 9, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 13277 times:
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Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 8):
"seat must face forward during take off and landing"

It really begs the question....was the placard in anticipation of an incident, or in reaction to one?

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User currently offlineWaterpolodan From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 1649 posts, RR: 5
Reply 10, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 13238 times:

Imagine, the co pilot able to spin his chair backwards during a landing or takeoff for some "look ma, no hands!" action... scary!

User currently offlineA388 From Netherlands Antilles, joined May 2001, 9723 posts, RR: 11
Reply 11, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 12741 times:

Hahaha, that's a good one. Made me laugh too (in the early morning hours) Big grin

Good one.

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User currently offlineSteeler83 From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 9181 posts, RR: 18
Reply 12, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 12558 times:

Quoting Waterpolodan (Reply 10):
Imagine, the co pilot able to spin his chair backwards during a landing or takeoff for some "look ma, no hands!" action... scary!

Suppose the seats start doing 360s...
"get me an old priest and a young priest! The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you!" Big grin



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User currently offlineOlympus69 From Canada, joined Jun 2002, 1737 posts, RR: 7
Reply 13, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 8183 times:

Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 8):
"seat must face forward during take off and landing"
Right... like someone can pick up a friggin airplane chair and turn it around and ride backwards

Flight engineers ride sideways.


User currently offline2H4 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8955 posts, RR: 60
Reply 14, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 8126 times:
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Quoting Olympus69 (Reply 13):
Flight engineers ride sideways.

...But the placard below suggests it's a co-pilot's...not a flight engineer's...seat.




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User currently offlineDEVILFISH From Philippines, joined Jan 2006, 4781 posts, RR: 1
Reply 15, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 8023 times:

Quoting 2H4 (Reply 2):

Here you go:

Ever noticed how the gray image in the doorway resembles a figure with a single t** in a bikini bottom? Or was it really a superimposed picture? Either I have a dirty imagination or I need new eyeglasses!  Big grin

Quoting Thatplaneguy (Reply 5):

Lets see some more aviation jokes / pics like this.

There was a recent thread about a "naked" flame on a hangar door.



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User currently offlineOlympus69 From Canada, joined Jun 2002, 1737 posts, RR: 7
Reply 16, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 7650 times:

Quoting 2H4 (Reply 14):
Quoting Olympus69 (Reply 13):
Flight engineers ride sideways.

...But the placard below suggests it's a co-pilot's...not a flight engineer's...seat.

That's true. I wonder what type of plane the placards are from.


User currently offlineSteeler83 From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 9181 posts, RR: 18
Reply 17, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 7190 times:

I thought of another placard...

On amtrak, they have a sign that says "never exit a moving train," but they don't have any on the aircraft that says, "never exit a moving plane or a plane in flight," or anything of the sort. I looked for one when I was on WN 1531 from PHL-PIT, but found nothing... Okay, if people are dumb enough to even want to jump out of a moving train, how would they be any smarter to not want to do the same from a boeing 737???  rotfl 



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User currently offlineAirwave From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 1117 posts, RR: 3
Reply 18, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 7170 times:

Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 17):

On amtrak, they have a sign that says "never exit a moving train," but they don't have any on the aircraft that says, "never exit a moving plane or a plane in flight," or anything of the sort. I looked for one when I was on WN 1531 from PHL-PIT, but found nothing... Okay, if people are dumb enough to even want to jump out of a moving train, how would they be any smarter to not want to do the same from a boeing 737???

I know that placard! I saw it on a trip PHL-NYC and was like, errrrr?? Of course, I've always kinda had the sadistic desire to have someone step out of a moving bus/train/plane/monorail, fall to their doom, and let loose a Wilhelm scream. I've always wanted to hear one of those live...oh well, lol.

Two of my favorite signs are:




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User currently offlineSteeler83 From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 9181 posts, RR: 18
Reply 19, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 7101 times:

Quoting Airwave (Reply 18):
I know that placard! I saw it on a trip PHL-NYC and was like, errrrr?? Of course, I've always kinda had the sadistic desire to have someone step out of a moving bus/train/plane/monorail, fall to their doom, and let loose a Wilhelm scream. I've always wanted to hear one of those live...oh well, lol.

Yeah, that scream would probably sound something like this...

Peter Griffin: AAAA-AAAAhhh, Oh God... AAh AAAaahhhhhhhhh-aaaaaa-aa-aaaaaaaahhhh *screaming fades* *thud*

or...
Peter Griffin: hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhe *fades*

Stewie: What the deeeeeeuuuuuuuuce???

 laughing  rotfl 



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User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 20, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 7094 times:

This thread made me smile, yeah, but this made me laugh out loud.  Smile

Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 8):
The flight attendants are saying 'get on the plane, get on the plane.'"
"I say, 'f*** you, I'm getting IN the plane. IN THE PLANE!!! Let Evil Kenevil get ON the plane.'"



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User currently offlineSteeler83 From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 9181 posts, RR: 18
Reply 21, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 7066 times:

Quoting Lehpron (Reply 20):
This thread made me smile, yeah, but this made me laugh out loud.

Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 8):
The flight attendants are saying 'get on the plane, get on the plane.'"
"I say, 'f*** you, I'm getting IN the plane. IN THE PLANE!!! Let Evil Kenevil get ON the plane.'"

I'm happy you got a good laugh out of it. My one friend from when I was a freshman has that clip on his laptop. We'd practically laugh ourselves into a coma over it...

George C.: Then the captain again, "Welcome to Chicago where the local time is 9:00 am," ... Yeah, LOCAL time, as if I'd want to know what the time was in Pago Pago!!!

Err something of the type... That whole clip is more than 15 minutes long



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User currently offlineAirwave From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 1117 posts, RR: 3
Reply 22, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 7038 times:

Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 21):
We'd practically laugh ourselves into a coma over it...

One of my favorite av-related bits is off of Seinfeld's "I'm Telling You For the Last Time":

"Do the people that work in these shops in the airport have any idea what the prices are every place else in the world? 'Yeah, $14 a tuna sandwich. We think that's fair.'"

"It's all a tiny world on the airplane, isn't it? There's always that little tiny table there, tiny computer, little cramped seats, tiny food, tiny utensils, tiny liquor bottles, tiny bathroom, tiny sink, tiny mirror, tiny faucet....So, there's a small problem, there's gonna be a slight delay, we're gonna be a little late."

"I always go in the airplane's bathroom, even if I don't have to go, I gotta go in there. It's nice. It's like your own little apartment on the plane, isn't it? You go in there, lock the door, the light comes on after second. It's like a little surprise party."

Love it!  biggrin 

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User currently offlineSteeler83 From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 9181 posts, RR: 18
Reply 23, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 7030 times:

I never was crazy about Seinfeld, but those lines above are rather hysterical!!!  laughing 


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User currently offlineAirwave From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 1117 posts, RR: 3
Reply 24, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 6978 times:

Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 23):
I never was crazy about Seinfeld, but those lines above are rather hysterical!!!

Nor I--not a huge fan of the eponymous show, either, though I do enjoy quite a few of the bits. This performance, however, is fantastic. Here's a transcript of the whole show, if you're interested. The aircraft bit is right after the opening. Enjoy (or not!)  biggrin 

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25 Post contains images Steeler83 : That was rather hilarious I must say... "who is shaving in there, Wolf man, for Christ's sakes?"
26 UN_B732 : btw, if anyone wants that George Carlin clip; I think I have it somewhere. I'll upload it to my FTP and get back to you.
27 Post contains images Steeler83 : OOOOOooh, that would be very much appreciated
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