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User currently offlineJetJock22 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 3 weeks 1 day ago) and read 2015 times:

I dunno if yall have heard this song, but my JetBlue U instructor played it for us the other day and I died from laughter. So if you haven't heard it, click on the link and listen away.....


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User currently offlineWN230 From United States of America, joined Jul 2006, 341 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (9 years 3 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 1942 times:

"It's embarrassing each time I hear detectors beep on my brassiere its underwire so watch your hands you punk . . . "
WoW . . . what a song . . .
"At the gate what's this I see my airline declared bancruptcy they've cancelled every flight . . . they had today . . . Im pissed and I want some booze tell me where they took my shoes."  rotfl   rotfl 

Judas Priest North American tour in '08 . . . cannot wait!!!
User currently offlineHALFA From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 1406 posts, RR: 14
Reply 2, posted (9 years 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1703 times:

That was great, thanks for sharing!!


User currently offlineBravogolf From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 541 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1597 times:

Almost as good as "Discount Airline Pilot Guy"!

User currently offlineUN_B732 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 4296 posts, RR: 4
Reply 4, posted (9 years 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1501 times:

If you're curious about discoutn airline pilot guy it's:
Splitting hairs, they should have done it about regionals though, not LCCs  Smile

What now?
User currently offlineBRAVO7E7 From United States of America, joined Jul 2004, 1840 posts, RR: 16
Reply 5, posted (9 years 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1491 times:

This is absolutely hillarious! Thanks so much!

User currently offlinePanAm747 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 4242 posts, RR: 8
Reply 6, posted (9 years 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1480 times:

In so many ways, it's hysterical!!  rotfl 

In so many other ways, it's depressing, because it's true.  cry 

Why hasn't The Simpsons moved Patty & Selma from the DMV to the TSA? Oh the fun they could have!!

Pan Am:The World's Most Experienced Airline - P(oor) S(ailor's) A(irline): San Diego's Hometown Airline-Catch Our Smile!
User currently offlineFutureFO From Ireland, joined Oct 2001, 3132 posts, RR: 19
Reply 7, posted (9 years 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1428 times:

That is what may come in the upcoming seasons. Their attitudes would make it so much fun.

I Don't know where I am anymore
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