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User currently offlineYULspotter From Canada, joined Mar 2006, 154 posts, RR: 0
Posted (8 years 3 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 6401 times:

On the lighthearted side of things...

I was thinking, what would happen if a famous person (actor/actress/athelete) decided to buy an airline and wanted to have their name integrated in the airline's previous name (considering that it would give them more publicity).

What would be the result? Here are some examples that I could come up with. Please feel free to add your own.  Smile

Allan Alda Air
Pam Amderson
Russell Croatia Airlines
Goldie Hawn Song
Jay Lo Jets
Angelina Jolie JetBlue
Larry Kingfisher
Eva Air Longoria
Lucy Liufthansa
Alyssa Alitalia Milano
Brad Pitt PIA
Michel Quantas
Meg Ryanair
Britney Spears Spirit
Opera Winfrey Wings


YULspotter

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User currently offlineWalter747 From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1440 posts, RR: 4
Reply 1, posted (8 years 3 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 6372 times:

well there was already "Trump Shuttle" which is now US Airways Shuttle


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User currently offlineHawaiian717 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 3202 posts, RR: 7
Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 6314 times:

Not to mention Niki Lauda's Lauda Air and Niki and Conrad Kalitta's Kalitta Air.

User currently offlineWalter747 From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1440 posts, RR: 4
Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 6287 times:

Angelina Jetways ****who changes their last name anyways*****


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User currently offlineLH648 From Kazakhstan, joined Sep 2006, 579 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (8 years 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 6112 times:

Aerosmithflot - Music Airlines.


I hate Lufthansa
User currently offlineQatarA340 From Qatar, joined May 2006, 1880 posts, RR: 10
Reply 5, posted (8 years 3 weeks 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 6066 times:

Brad Pitt--PIA??? LooL!


Maybe Royal Queen Latifa Jordanian (lame)



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User currently offlineEGTESkyGod From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 1712 posts, RR: 12
Reply 6, posted (8 years 3 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 6029 times:
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Did you guys stay up all night to think of those?! LOL!!! Please keep them coming, they're funny and groanworthy at the same time.


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User currently offlineWalter747 From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1440 posts, RR: 4
Reply 7, posted (8 years 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 5879 times:

Jimmy Falcon Airways


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User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 3 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 5834 times:

Bill Air reily
Katie Courier Air
Federal Ex-Prez
Lindsay LowfareAir
Russel Crowlines
Kate Winslair


User currently offlineWalter747 From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1440 posts, RR: 4
Reply 9, posted (8 years 3 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 5821 times:

Meredith Vireair

Matthew Perriair



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User currently offlineWingedarrow From Italy, joined May 2005, 169 posts, RR: 1
Reply 10, posted (8 years 3 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 5763 times:

American Eagle Eye Cherry
(Woody) Allen Nippon Airways
Dan Ackroyd Air London
Tiger Wood Airways



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User currently onlineFlySSC From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 7422 posts, RR: 57
Reply 11, posted (8 years 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 5660 times:

Paris Hilton Air Show
Arnold Schwartzenegg'Air
Tom Carnival Cruise Airlines
Katie Pacific Holmes Airways
MadonNational Air
Mariah Cargojet Airways


User currently offlineDZ09 From United States of America, joined Sep 2006, 491 posts, RR: 1
Reply 12, posted (8 years 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 5630 times:

(Michael)Air Jordan. He certainly has the money to start an airline.

User currently offlineYULspotter From Canada, joined Mar 2006, 154 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (8 years 3 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 5495 times:

O.K. I've added some text and divided it into purchased & new airline sections. I've also added some submissions by others and added a few new ones.

Enjoy!  Smile

PURCHASES OF AIRLINES
The band Aerosmith purchases Russian carrier Aeroflot: Aerosmithflot
If famous boxer Muhammad Ali bought Israel airline El Al: El Al Ali
If Jennifer Aniston bought Finnish carrier Finnair: Jennifer Finnair
Pamela Anderson purchases Pan Am: Pam Amderson
If Halle Berry bought Spanish carrier Iberia Airlines: Halle I-Beria
Tom Cruise Purchases Carnival Air Lines: Tom Carnival Cruise Airlines
If Johnny Depp bough defunct Indepence Air: Johnny Deppendence Air
If the all female band the Go Go's bought Indian low cost carrier Go Air:
Go Go Go Air
Goldie Hawn purchases Delta's low cost carrier Song: Goldie Hawn Song
Angelina Jolie purchases Amerian low cost carrier Jet Blue: Angelina Jolie
JetBlue
Larry King purchases Indian carrier Kingfisher Airlines: Larry
Kingfisher
Race car driver Niki Lauda purchases Austrian carrier Lauda Air: Niki
Lauda's Lauda Air
Charlie's Angels star Lucy Liu purchases German carrier Lufthansa:
Lucy Liufthansa
Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria purchases Taiwanese carrier Eva Air:
Eva Air Longoria
Alyssa Milano purchases Italian carrier Alitalia: Alyssa Alitalia
Milano
Brad Pitt purchases Pakistan International Airlines (PIA): Brad Pitt PIA
Figure skating star Michele Quan purchases Australian carrier Quantas:
Michele Quantas
Meg Ryan purchases Irish low cost carrier Ryanair: Meg Ryanair
Britney Spears purchases American low cost carrer Spirit: Britney Spears
Spirit
If radio shock jock Howard Stern bought the defunct Eastern Airlines:
Howard EaStern Airlines
If famous composer Andrew Lloyd Webber bough German carrier Hapag-Lloyd:
Andrew Hapag-Lloyd Webber
If famouns golfer Tiger Woods bought Singapore low cost carrier Tiger
Airways: Tiger Woods Airways

NEW AIRLINES
Allan Alda Air
Russel Crowlines (Russel Crowe)
Jay Lo Jets (Jennifer Lopez)
Michael Air Jordan
Lindsay LowfareAir (Lindsay Lohan)
Arnold Schwartzenegg'Air
Matthew Perriair (Mathew Perry)
Opera Winfrey Wings
Kate Winslair (Kate Winslet)

YULspotter


User currently offlineSan747 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 4952 posts, RR: 12
Reply 14, posted (8 years 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 5456 times:

Quoting YULspotter (Thread starter):
Eva Air Longoria

I'd love to fly her airline!

Quoting FlySSC (Reply 11):
Arnold Schwartzenegg'Air

Classic!  laughing 



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User currently offlineWalter747 From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1440 posts, RR: 4
Reply 15, posted (8 years 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 5450 times:

Quoting San747 (Reply 14):
I'd love to fly her airline!

who wouldn't



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User currently offlineSan747 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 4952 posts, RR: 12
Reply 16, posted (8 years 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 5415 times:

Quoting Walter747 (Reply 15):
Quoting San747 (Reply 14):
I'd love to fly her airline!

who wouldn't

That's a good question...  Smile



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