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User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 3821 posts, RR: 51
Posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 9312 times:

I thought this might be of interest to some of you:  Big grin
According to an Article in the German news source Spiegel Online, a travel agency from Erfurt is planning to offer flights to the Baltic Sea resort town Usedom for naked passengers, beginning July 5. They are targeting former GDR residents who feel nostalgic about the country's tradition of nudist beach vacations. According to the article, the passengers of those flights board the plane with their clothes and take them off when they're on board. However, for safety reasons, the crew will not be nude.
The operator also states that he might add additional destinations if there's demand.

Have fun discussing... (somebody post a trip report?  bigthumbsup  )

Soren  santahat 


All the things you probably hate about travelling are warm reminders that I'm home
36 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineKaitak From Ireland, joined Aug 1999, 12436 posts, RR: 37
Reply 1, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 8948 times:

Well, I guess the security queue will be a lot quicker!

User currently offlinePnwtraveler From Canada, joined Jun 2007, 2235 posts, RR: 12
Reply 2, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 8890 times:

I hope they wrap the seats with plastic before the flight.

User currently offlineRevelation From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 12468 posts, RR: 25
Reply 3, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 8872 times:

Not to be too rude, but how are they going to prevent "skid marks" on the airplane seats?


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User currently offlineStarrion From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 1126 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 8844 times:

When I saw the thread title, I thought we had reached the logical conclusion with the TSA a lot sooner than expected.

It certainly raises the stakes in the "who's the center seat passenger" lottery we all play....



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User currently offlineJtdieffen From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 179 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 8844 times:



Quoting Revelation (Reply 3):
Not to be too rude, but how are they going to prevent "skid marks" on the airplane seats?

Well, I think in the ideal world, one should be hygenic enough not to leave skid marks, but in the real world, they'll probably use plastic. Oh my fond memories of the FKK spaces in Germany!



Regards! JDief
User currently offlineAR385 From Mexico, joined Nov 2003, 6187 posts, RR: 30
Reply 6, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 8806 times:
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I believe two years ago some American charter operator did this from the US to CUN. Apparently the flights were a success. I don't recall anymore details, but they were featured in the Mexican press.


MGGS
User currently offlineJetJeanes From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 1431 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 18 hours ago) and read 8654 times:

I have the picture here somewhere but it would be inaporpriate to post,due to minors here, but it looks as if they are in a dc-9 and i assure you these are not beautiful people


i can see for 80 miles
User currently offlineGOCAPS16 From Japan, joined Jan 2000, 4341 posts, RR: 21
Reply 8, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 16 hours ago) and read 8520 times:

OMG! It'll be a big sausage fest on board.  Yeah sure

User currently offlineMadameConcorde From San Marino, joined Feb 2007, 10893 posts, RR: 37
Reply 9, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 16 hours ago) and read 8518 times:

Is Germany going to have their own Hooters Air? Maybe Carla Bruni will become a regular passenger on these flights.  Big grin


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User currently offlineFlashFlyGuy From Australia, joined Jan 2007, 439 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 15 hours ago) and read 8411 times:

Cool, there should be more of it!!!!

Quoting Revelation (Reply 3):
Not to be too rude, but how are they going to prevent "skid marks" on the airplane seats?

 Yeah sure Generally you'll find that a towel is used to sit on, it's a courtesy thing.  Big grin

Quoting GOCAPS16 (Reply 8):
OMG! It'll be a big sausage fest on board.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
Although I'm not too sure about the 'big' in my case...  Wink


User currently offlineIkramerica From United States of America, joined May 2005, 21516 posts, RR: 60
Reply 11, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 6 hours ago) and read 8046 times:



Quoting JetJeanes (Reply 7):
and i assure you these are not beautiful people

that's the part people don't think about. most of the people are ugly. it's not like the movies where nudist colonies are full of hot 20-25 year olds playing volleyball. it's ugly 50 year olds with saggy parts. playing volleyball...  yuck 



Of all the things to worry about... the Wookie has no pants.
User currently offlineAirCop From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 6 hours ago) and read 8014 times:



Quoting AR385 (Reply 6):
believe two years ago some American charter operator did this from the US to CUN.

Miami Air..and no one in the center seats..check out www.naked-air.com for more details.


User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 3821 posts, RR: 51
Reply 13, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 7082 times:



Quoting AirCop (Reply 12):
Miami Air..and no one in the center seats..check out www.naked-air.com for more details.

Holy smokes!  Wow! That link was so promising... now I wish I'd never clicked it...

Soren  santahat 



All the things you probably hate about travelling are warm reminders that I'm home
User currently offlineAirCop From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 7082 times:

Thought you would like it...

User currently offlineVarig md-11 From France, joined Jul 2000, 1594 posts, RR: 8
Reply 15, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 7039 times:



Quoting Ikramerica (Reply 11):
that's the part people don't think about. most of the people are ugly. it's not like the movies where nudist colonies are full of hot 20-25 year olds playing volleyball. it's ugly 50 year olds with saggy parts. playing volleyball... yuck

absolutely right
it's exactly the same when they organise naked "parties" in Amsterdam: most people are above 50 and take this opportunity to realise fantasies

Quoting AirCop (Reply 12):
Miami Air..and no one in the center seats..check out www.naked-air.com for more details.

lol, what a band of freaks!!!!!



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User currently offlineAirfoilsguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 7001 times:

Be very careful when fastening your seat belt.



I like the "nudity warning" on the bottom of the page that already has nudity.  Smile

[Edited 2008-01-29 11:05:26]

User currently offlineN14AZ From Germany, joined Feb 2007, 2699 posts, RR: 25
Reply 17, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 6848 times:

What about when the plane has to be evacuated? Someone stated in another thread that it can be painfull if you are wearing short trousers. If this is true so what about in this case? All persons evacuated will look like these apes with the red ... I can already see the headlines "All passengers were evacuated successfully. But all were sent to hospital due to serious burns at their ..."

User currently offlineSNBA319 From Netherlands, joined Oct 2003, 298 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 6688 times:

First of all thought it funny that Birdwatching started the post.

This does get your imagination going, i immediately DID think of 18-25 year old sweet ladies playing volleyball (on a plane??). The IFE better not show adult entertainment or evacuating procedures are bound to end up in a mess.

Further more, exiting the aircraft might me quite tricky too...


User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 3821 posts, RR: 51
Reply 19, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 6614 times:



Quoting SNBA319 (Reply 18):
First of all thought it funny that Birdwatching started the post.

Why is that? What did I do? Anything I don't know?  Confused

Soren  santahat 



All the things you probably hate about travelling are warm reminders that I'm home
User currently offlineRB211TriStar From United States of America, joined May 2007, 185 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 6274 times:



Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 19):
Why is that? What did I do? Anything I don't know?

I think he was referring to the pun that your name creates based on the subject  Wink


User currently offlineDIJKKIJK From France, joined Jul 2003, 1791 posts, RR: 4
Reply 21, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 6247 times:



Quoting AirCop (Reply 12):
Miami Air..and no one in the center seats..check out www.naked-air.com for more details.

Wow, surely a whole new bunch of people would have joined the mile-high club on that flight.  Wink



Never argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
User currently offlineMotorHussy From New Zealand, joined Mar 2000, 3198 posts, RR: 9
Reply 22, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 5886 times:



Quoting AirCop (Reply 12):
check out www.naked-air.com for more details.

How thoroughly unattractive!!



come visit the south pacific
User currently offlineFlyASAGuy2005 From United States of America, joined Sep 2007, 7004 posts, RR: 11
Reply 23, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 5703 times:



Quoting Starrion (Reply 4):
When I saw the thread title, I thought we had reached the logical conclusion with the TSA a lot sooner than expected.

HEY, SA) and Rheintalflug (Austria)">WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE! "Just Pack EVERYTHING in your bags"...



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User currently offlineLuv2cattlecall From United States of America, joined Sep 2007, 1650 posts, RR: 2
Reply 24, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 3 hours ago) and read 5069 times:
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Quoting JetJeanes (Reply 7):
I have the picture here somewhere but it would be inaporpriate to post,due to minors here, but it looks as if they are in a dc-9 and i assure you these are not beautiful people

I think any minor with the qualifications to become a (armchair) ceo of an airline can see the occasional boobie!




When you have to breaststroke to your connecting flight...it's a crash!
25 Luv2cattlecall : So just checked out that...disturbing..naked-air site. From the looks of it, the only part of the seat "protected" is the headrest.... Also, I'm not s
26 Sevenair : What would you like for dinner sir? Sausage, or Fish?
27 AFGMEL : I believe a towel is required (thank heavens). Still, most nudists shouldn't be naked. Still, their business, but unless you're a gym bunny, you shoul
28 Jayhawk : Sevenair, HaHa HeHe, Jayhawk
29 RJAF : An interesting scenario will be if a flight had to make an emergency landing in Saudi Arabia and had to evacuate ! Oh boy..
30 Egmcman : According to the suite towel. I would just hope they don't have a of flatulence. At least they won't get charged for excess baggage.
31 Pinhammond : There was an American airline called Modern Air in the 1970's which operated out of Berlin which used to have nude cabin crew.
32 Post contains images Eka340 :
33 Post contains images Richierich : You are both completely right. Ever been to a topless or 'adults only' beach? I don't think there is anyone who will disagree with saying that the pe
34 Mirrodie : Depends on what the underlying point of nudity on planes is. Most in this thread are gawkers just reveling at the idea they'll see nude bodies. Nudis
35 Post contains images Richierich : Fair enough! I agree about the Branson flight. However, you can say that because you are a moderator! If I had written that, I'd have been deleted!!
36 Articulatexpat : I was munching on a carrot when I read this. I sprayed my desk with carrot bits. Thanks for a good laugh! What will be done about cabin temperature?
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