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User currently offlineAirIndia From United Arab Emirates, joined Jan 2001, 1634 posts, RR: 1
Posted (4 years 4 months 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 14079 times:

Lufthansa buys BA/Air France, Delta moves hub, Air Canada-Emirates to codeshare, Ryanair air charge

http://www.centreforaviation.com/new...pril_20104_1_2010&utm_medium=email

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User currently offlineimag From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2007, 197 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (4 years 4 months 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 13802 times:

very funny - cause it could all be true...

User currently offlinedc9northwest From Switzerland, joined Feb 2007, 2269 posts, RR: 7
Reply 2, posted (4 years 4 months 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 13681 times:

Not all of it! The French would never allow Lufthansa to buy Air France.

Now, Ryanair charging for air, on the other hand, is always a possibility   


User currently offlineivo From Belgium, joined Sep 2000, 470 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (4 years 4 months 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 13572 times:

What do you think of this?

http://www.skyliner-aviation.de/viewphoto.main?LC=nav2&picid=6377


Ivo


User currently offlinejoffie From Australia, joined Mar 2006, 806 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (4 years 4 months 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 13411 times:

I gather the thing about FR installing vending machines in their fleet is a joke as this would never be allowed...

User currently offlineEDICHC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (4 years 4 months 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 13274 times:

Willie Walsh to step down as BA CEO in order to become a flight attendant...   

User currently offlineEmirates2005 From Germany, joined Jun 2005, 238 posts, RR: 1
Reply 6, posted (4 years 4 months 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 13113 times:

Someone finally realized the Qantas vs. Quantas deal...   


A310, A332, B732, B738, B742, B743, B773, B77W, DC-10, ATR42, TU-134, TU-154, IL-62, MI-8, E190, A320, C172
User currently offlineBraniff747SP From United States of America, joined Oct 2008, 2967 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (4 years 4 months 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 12628 times:

Quoting ivo (Reply 3):
http://www.skyliner-aviation.de/viewphoto.main?LC=nav2&picid=6377

Looks sharp.



The 747 will always be the TRUE queen of the skies!
User currently offlineGlom From United Kingdom, joined Apr 2005, 2815 posts, RR: 10
Reply 8, posted (4 years 4 months 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 12484 times:

Quoting Emirates2005 (Reply 6):
Someone finally realized the Qantas vs. Quantas deal...   

The airline did however do the sensible thing and buy the www.quantas.com domain.


User currently offlineeicvd From Ireland, joined Mar 2008, 2149 posts, RR: 4
Reply 9, posted (4 years 4 months 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 10569 times:

Quoting ivo (Reply 3):
What do you think of this?

http://www.skyliner-aviation.de/view...=6377

I think thats worthy of a thread all for itself, may go start one right now  


User currently offlineplanespotting From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3524 posts, RR: 5
Reply 10, posted (4 years 4 months 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 8544 times:

Anyone want to write their own?

Republic Airways to purchase Delta; become world's largest airline

In a surprise move, Indianapolis-based Republic Airlines today announced its intention to purchase Delta Airlines for $16/share, or $12.6 billion dollars. "We feel that the time is right to continue our aggressive expansion," said Republic CEO Bryan Bedford at a press conference from Indianapolis International Airport this morning. "With God on our side, this merger couldn't come at a better time."

The merger would incorporate five current and former airlines - Delta, Northwest, Frontier, Midwest and Republic - into one, which, according to Bedford, would be known as Denfromblic Airlines. Denfromblic would have approximately 850 airplanes, more than 150,000 employees and eight hubs in the United States alone, along with Tokyo and Amsterdam outside of the United States. According to Bedford, Republic's motivation for the merger include "tremendous synergies between our operations, alignment on many different routes and a great opportunity to reduce costs, especially at Delta."

During the first few weeks after the merger, Denfromblic's flight crew will see a 40 percent decrease in pay, including a 25 percent decrease in per Diem. By the end of the year, all of Denfromblic's airplanes will be without ACARS, a cockpit-to-ground communication tool, and any in flight entertainment. Wall Street responded positively to the deal, and Delta shares shot up to $15.58 in pre-market trading. Republic's stock stayed flat at $5.80.



Do you like movies about gladiators?
User currently offlineHotelDJRomeo From Canada, joined Dec 2009, 159 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (4 years 4 months 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 8155 times:

Westjet installed The Clapper...

http://westjet2.mediaroom.com/index.php?s=43&item=433



Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
User currently offlineelbandgeek From United States of America, joined Jun 2008, 753 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (4 years 4 months 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 7812 times:

I like how WN manages to fit theirs in with their normal ad campaign http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv7__PFuDVQ
(for added fun, watch in TEXTp)


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