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Airplanes VS. Women  
User currently offlineCedarjet From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 8052 posts, RR: 54
Posted (12 years 11 months 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 1105 times:

You've probably seen these before but I thought it might amuse you - this was emailed to me by a non-aviation minded friend.

Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
Airplanes don't get mad if you 'touch and go.'
Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
Airplanes expect to be tied down
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
Airplanes don't try and make you crash and burn.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
When airplanes go quiet, it's a bad thing.


fly Saha Air 707s daily from Tehran's downtown Mehrabad to Mashhad, Kish Island and Ahwaz
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User currently offlineSpaceman From United States of America, joined exactly 14 years ago today! , 534 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (12 years 11 months 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 1050 times:

Both look very sexy.

User currently offlineMr.BA From Singapore, joined Sep 2000, 3423 posts, RR: 22
Reply 2, posted (12 years 11 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 1031 times:

I want both! Big grin

alvin



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User currently offlineCX747 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 4453 posts, RR: 5
Reply 3, posted (12 years 11 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 1021 times:

Nice post Cedarjet. Have you heard about pilots? They talk about women when the fly, and flying when their with women.


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