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Drunk Asleep On Luggage Belt Travels 50m.  
User currently offlinereadytotaxi From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2006, 3265 posts, RR: 2
Posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 8077 times:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19206924

This happened at Rome airport. He climbs onto the belt and goes to sleep,when operations starts he goes off on his travels.

I like the quote,"[The Norwegian] could have carried on going round the main belt but he could never have ended up in sensitive areas of the airport."

I guess that is only because he did not have a check-in Bar code on his wrist.   


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User currently offlinebestwestern From Hong Kong, joined Sep 2000, 7152 posts, RR: 57
Reply 1, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 7970 times:

Quoting readytotaxi (Thread starter):
but he could never have ended up in sensitive areas of the airport."

The staff canteen is strictly passenger free.  



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User currently offlinefalstaff From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 6105 posts, RR: 29
Reply 2, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 7363 times:
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It is guys like that why we have to have signs like these. I spotted this at ORD back in '07.

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb309/NWA747/SignatORD.jpg



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User currently offlineseabosdca From United States of America, joined Sep 2007, 5479 posts, RR: 6
Reply 3, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 7175 times:

50 meters? Put a tag on him and he could have traveled 1000 kilometers.

User currently offlineScooter01 From Norway, joined Nov 2006, 1204 posts, RR: 8
Reply 4, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 6063 times:
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As you all might understand by now, us Norwegians are fully capable of sleeping with anybody, anytime and anywhere.   

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User currently offlinebeau222 From United States of America, joined May 2005, 117 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 5949 times:

I am curious how much radiation he was exposed to when he was scanned?
I can only imagine since it was never intended to be used on people that it must exceed the normal amount in a Hospital.


User currently offlinevatveng From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 968 posts, RR: 1
Reply 6, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 5847 times:

Quoting beau222 (Reply 5):
I can only imagine since it was never intended to be used on people that it must exceed the normal amount in a Hospital.

And without the lead apron protecting the family jewels.



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User currently offlineQuokkas From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 5383 times:

Quoting readytotaxi (Thread starter):
when operations starts he goes off on his travels.

Will he have to pay an additional "Passenger Movement Charge" ?


User currently offlinebestwestern From Hong Kong, joined Sep 2000, 7152 posts, RR: 57
Reply 8, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 4790 times:

Quoting Quokkas (Reply 7):
Will he have to pay an additional "Passenger Movement Charge" ?

Could you imagine the excess baggage charges if he was flying on Ryanair? Sir, thats 70kgs, and you had'nt reserved in advance, and its out of gague, and not correctly labled. The check-in girl would be having shivers of extasy over her commission.



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User currently offlineQuokkas From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 4726 times:

Quoting bestwestern (Reply 8):
Could you imagine the excess baggage charges if he was flying on Ryanair?

     


User currently offlineKBUF From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 546 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 4673 times:

"Your attention, please. No-frills passengers now arriving."


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User currently offlinexjramper From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2461 posts, RR: 51
Reply 11, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 4492 times:

Quoting KBUF (Reply 10):
"Your attention, please. No-frills passengers now arriving."

It took 10 replies for this to be referenced. What is this site coming to?

Bravo to BUF for giving us the timeless quote and bravo to the norwegian for making us chuckle.



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